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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:32 am
by bryguy
granted, but a stray dog eats them before you can
i wish that we could stop playing this game
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:35 pm
by n00blet
Granted, but then you have nothing left in your life and die alone.
I wish that nothing bad, from any perspective, will come from my wish!!!!!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:39 pm
by jay_a2j
Granted but all the bad stuff comes to your family and friends.
I wish the next poster would buy me premium.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:43 pm
by n00blet
Granted, but its a premium subscription to a free gay porn site of your choice.
I wish that people never played on that terrible atrocity known as Doodle Earth again.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:01 am
by bryguy
granted. it gets renamed from Doodle Earth to Scribble Earth
i wish that i got payed more for babysitting
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:24 am
by strike wolf
Granted but since your price is so high no one hires you.
I wish I was the greatest guitarist of all time.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:01 pm
by Nickbaldwin
Granted but your fingers fall off and people laugh.
I wish I was gay.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:50 pm
by n00blet
Granted....but then you realize that maybe getting pounded in the ass isn't as fun as you originally thought (not hating on gays, just ruining a wish
)
I wish that people would stop making multis
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:05 pm
by strike wolf
Granted but the number of secret alliances goes through the roof.
I wish that I had a twin.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:58 pm
by frogger4
you find out that you actually have an identical twin, but that you were raised by different families. Unfortunately, because CC now uses DNA testing to bust multis, you get banned because he plays CC too!
I wish this counted toward my postcount
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:19 pm
by strike wolf
Granted but it only counts toward your post count on a nazi chat site. Finding out about all your posts their, your jewish neighbors beat the shit out of you over and over again.
I wish that I had an evil twin.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:40 am
by sfhbballnut
Granted, but he's got a soft side and is really not that cool
I wish for a working computer
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:23 am
by wcaclimbing
Granted, now he's working the job your dad used to work. So your family doesn't have any more money.
I wish these forums were as active during the night as they are in the day (nighttime in USA)
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:25 am
by strike wolf
Granted, but all the excess spam causes Wicked to forum ban everyone.
I wish for an evil pet.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:39 am
by muy_thaiguy
Granted.
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But then they cut your head off and have a blood orgy with your blood.
I wish I could be CC's Conquerer.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:49 am
by wcaclimbing
muy_thaiguy wrote:I wish I could be CC's Conquerer.
Granted, but you just failed Elementary School Spelling.
Conquerer means nothing.
I wish my score will never be Conquer
or.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:52 am
by muy_thaiguy
wcaclimbing wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:I wish I could be CC's Conquerer.
Granted, but you just failed Elementary School Spelling.
Conquerer means nothing.
I wish my score will never be Conquer
or.
Granted, but in turn, you lose your home, car, computer, and your bananas.
I wish they would make a Halo 4 game soon.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:01 am
by wcaclimbing
muy_thaiguy wrote:I wish they would make a Halo 4 game soon.
granted, but they replaced Master Chief with Hello Kitty.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:18 pm
by animorpherv1
You kill the world, since you didn't wish
I wish that
I killed the world
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:10 am
by Joodoo
animorpherv1 wrote:You kill the world, since you didn't wish
I wish that
I killed the world
Granted, but you're part of the world too, so you kill yourself.
I wish for no pollution.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:27 pm
by animorpherv1
Granted, then, while they congratulate you in ur party, u die.
I wish that I killed all the world [eb] except me[/b], and while IO was in space, I ha a space suit
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:11 pm
by l3eater
Granted, however while you were in space, you got pulled into the Earths atmosphere and you burned ta death
I wish i had a monkey
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:44 pm
by apey
granted but it gives you aids
I wish that I had a bag of Fritos
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:45 pm
by cena-rules
granted but they are all mouldy
I wish I was drunk
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:48 pm
by apey
granted but you drank way too much and are now vomiting violently
I wish that I was not so hungry
mmm food