Conquer Club

Or youre walking down a dark alley in a rough neighbourhood late one night when 3 big burly gangsters step out in front of you and you arent in the least bit worried, because you know that despite the laws of probability that 3 v's 1 attacks just never work

Or you are called into your childs school because on an essay assignment discussing the 'Peloponnesian war' when asked who won your child submitted the answer "my daddy did even though his teammate was complete farknarkel cook who committed suicide"

when you post in the same thread 6 consecutive times! lol

When you remember when this thread was started. Actually, I should say these threads. I believe that two or three of these were made at different times and merged together after-wards.

when you sit and study your games even though it wont be your turn for about 20 hours

When you wish everyone good luck only after the 8th round.

when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

stanley knife wrote:when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

You need new friends.

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I've mentioned this one before, but I'll mention it again---when CC starts to creep into your dreams. And I do think creep is the operative word in that sentence.


--Andy

When u r planning and running a tourney with over 1500 entries and u are giving premium away while doing it.

You know you're obsessed with conquer club ..... when you shell out $500 bucks for typing leasons.
now i can play CCand watch porn at the same time

for $500, she would have come to your room -- what a waste

AndyDufresne wrote:

stanley knife wrote:when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

You need new friends.

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I've mentioned this one before, but I'll mention it again---when CC starts to creep into your dreams. And I do think creep is the operative word in that sentence.


--Andy

i need E-friends

AndyDufresne wrote:

stanley knife wrote:when you try repeatedly to get your friends to start playing but their not interested which annoys you

You need new friends.

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I've mentioned this one before, but I'll mention it again---when CC starts to creep into your dreams. And I do think creep is the operative word in that sentence.


--Andy

You were in my dreams once... It was very weird... I described it in the Suggs forum somewhere...

when you play cc from your cell phone with no clickies

rbelgrod wrote:when you play cc from your cell phone with no clickies

no its harder on your itouch with one bar of wifi. yes i do try to make my turns with those conditions. yes i fail when i do that. thats how i know im obsessed.

...you log on and say "Okay, I'm only gonna be on for 15 minutes" then next thing you know you have to go to work in an hour.

When you care about becoming it's Queen. Vote for me! (direct link in signature)

when you get genuinely upset about someone giving you a bad rating
especially when he's a serb, and all serb's are perdura!

when you have "take turns" listed as a daily quest in Epic Win.

squishyg wrote:When you care about becoming it's Queen. Vote for me! (direct link in signature)

when you want to have a jello or mud fight to determine the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you check your cell phone and think to yourself, "oh finally! no pm's!!! then realize you said pm's instead of texts!!

When you keep hitting the refresh button when you know no one in your games are online

When you go on Live Chat because you already spent the last 4 hours responding to every post in the forums.

When you see the Clandemonium map has been released to beta, and cry because your clan is not represented on it. The cry again after you win for the first time on it. (happened to me about an hour ago.)

jigger1986 wrote:When you see the Clandemonium map has been released to beta, and cry because your clan is not represented on it. The cry again after you win for the first time on it. (happened to me about an hour ago.)

when you see that DD is a clan on there and remember the good old days when you were a member of that clan before it disbanded.