Conquer Club

Steam roll you my hill

Go up to top of hill throw Bacon over, you run and get it, my hill

sacked you my hill

throw 3 poison bananas away from hill. You and your three monkeys from your avatar go and chase it. You die. My hill

I push you into the water, you drown.

MY HILL

I come up behind you and put a concrete block around your neck and throw it in the water, you drown, my hill

I blow up everyone and everything in the universe, besides me and the hill. Nobody is around to challenge me for the hill.

MY HILL

I reform in my extoplasim, and join back together, and give you a huge kick in the ass with my size 12 boot for blowing me up, you run away crying cause your ass hurts now.

MY hill

I drive a white hot needle through your eye and into your brain. It's my friggin hill so stop fighting over it unless you really want to die


MY HILL

I smash your head between those two genuine Turkish cymbals. My hill.

Hillary gets elected. You kill yourself.

My hill

I turn up with the 3rd "Iron" Infantry division

My hill

all three of you die instantly for disobeying my command, my hill

You die from all the thinking and defending of your hill

MY HILL

you move to the top of my hit list and die within the hour, my hill

congrats you just gave more that 1000 people an extra hour to live

For giving a 1000 people an extra hour to live, they all rebel against you and kill you and worship me so much that i am brought back from the dead.

My Hill

But then, they begin to doubt your made-up religion and move in a more progressive direction. then they all die because progressives are all stupid except Lafollette!

My hill

Haha, even though my worshipers have left me im still here though, so still my hill

but now you're defensless, so you're easy pray, my hill

again I say stop fighting over my hill

So i oblige what you say, but your hill is only an ant hill so i take over the real big hill and no more fighting over it.
MY real big hill

*wipes you all out with all her guns in which she has incredible aim and knifes in which she has even better aim then the guns*

MY DAMN HILL NOW BITCHES!

hehehe

how do you like "dim" apples

You like guns so much i show you a gun and put it on back of a truck and you chase it wanting it like a dog and a bone,

My hill

bluereaper wrote:You like guns so much i show you a gun and put it on back of a truck and you chase it wanting it like a dog and a bone,

My hill

lmao you can keep the gun I'm staying on my damn hill! I'd share it with you but there is only room for 2 and my king will be there shortly to rule by his queen and you my fellow are not my king!

sorry but that truck you were suppose to chase ran over your king, you weep and go to his funeral and swear never to return cause the hill got your king killed.

My hill

YOU JERK! *crys but swears to get revenge for her king* *goes to your side pretending to be interested in you as you take the bate fooled by her beauty* *as I watch you drink the poision I give you in your soda/coffee I laugh knowing I didnt have anything to drink so you couldnt pull a fast one on me.. and I watch you drown in your own blood as I also slit your body in half with a sword*Dont ever kill or threaten my king and think you'll survive...*glares at you as you die bleeding out*

MY HILL DAMNIT! I claim victory it is officially my damn hill!!!