Conquer Club

muy_thaiguy wrote:Lawyer gets you for being WAY to obvious a spamming society.

My hill.

lawyer gets your lawyer for interrupting iliad's case

MY HILL

mr. incrediball wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Lawyer gets you for being WAY to obvious a spamming society.

My hill.

lawyer gets your lawyer for interrupting iliad's case

MY HILL

**sues Mr.Incrediball for butting in a court that is in session**

My hill, by legal right that is!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Lawyer gets you for being WAY to obvious a spamming society.

My hill.

lawyer gets your lawyer for interrupting iliad's case

MY HILL

**sues Mr.Incrediball for butting in a court that is in session**

My hill, by legal right that is!

*destabilizes the USA, causing a bloody revolution that leaves millions dead or homeless, then walks up to the hill*

as you can see, I WANT this hill

it is now mine

mr. incrediball wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Lawyer gets you for being WAY to obvious a spamming society.

My hill.

lawyer gets your lawyer for interrupting iliad's case

MY HILL

**sues Mr.Incrediball for butting in a court that is in session**

My hill, by legal right that is!

*destabilizes the USA, causing a bloody revolution that leaves millions dead or homeless, then walks up to the hill*

as you can see, I WANT this hill

it is now mine

*Drives over the hill's inhabitants in a tank*
NES's hill!

i chuck sour keys at your eyeballs...you are blinded and fall of the hill and die


spamalot's hill

THIS MEANS WAR!

MY HILL! **Fortifies hill with millions of troops, tanks, artillery, and has a huge air force guarding the airzone**

beats them up

MY HILL

**Klinlin gets sniped by hidden snipers**

Still my hill!

MTG goes to have sex with fircoal

my hill

misterman10 wrote:MTG goes to have sex with fircoal

my hill

That was Kwan.

Still my hill!

both of you get hit by a chicken

MY HILL

klinlin wrote:both of you get hit by a chicken

MY HILL

bird flu

my hill!

ok you get hit by a robin

BIRD FLEW

MY HILL

klinlin wrote:ok you get hit by a robin

BIRD FLEW

MY HILL

*Detonates explosives in hill*
*Reforms hill and claims it with endless armies*
NES's hill!

too bad those armies are legos, i melt them with a space heater

My melted plastic covered Hill!!

Daring Overlord5 wrote:too bad those armies are legos, i melt them with a space heater

My melted plastic covered Hill!!

*Shrinks that hill to the size of an ant hill*
*Shrinks mountain to hill size and claims it*
NES's hill!

**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

muy_thaiguy wrote:**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

*Pipe pops out from under MTG and I pop out and bop him off hill from below (at the foot instead of the hurt zone)*
I felt merciful... NES's hill
*Places lava moat around hill*

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

*Pipe pops out from under MTG and I pop out and bop him off hill from below (at the foot instead of the hurt zone)*
I felt merciful... NES's hill
*Places lava moat around hill*

**laughs at NES for stranding himself on the hill, nukes him and the hill, and claims a new one**

My hill!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

*Pipe pops out from under MTG and I pop out and bop him off hill from below (at the foot instead of the hurt zone)*
I felt merciful... NES's hill
*Places lava moat around hill*

**laughs at NES for stranding himself on the hill, nukes him and the hill, and claims a new one**

My hill!

*Eats the hill with MTG and claims an anthill*
NES's anthill!

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

*Pipe pops out from under MTG and I pop out and bop him off hill from below (at the foot instead of the hurt zone)*
I felt merciful... NES's hill
*Places lava moat around hill*

**laughs at NES for stranding himself on the hill, nukes him and the hill, and claims a new one**

My hill!

*Eats the hill with MTG and claims an anthill*
NES's anthill!

**Slices NES's stomach open, washes away ant hill and quietly walks back to hill**

My hill!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

*Pipe pops out from under MTG and I pop out and bop him off hill from below (at the foot instead of the hurt zone)*
I felt merciful... NES's hill
*Places lava moat around hill*

**laughs at NES for stranding himself on the hill, nukes him and the hill, and claims a new one**

My hill!

*Eats the hill with MTG and claims an anthill*
NES's anthill!

**Slices NES's stomach open, washes away ant hill and quietly walks back to hill**

My hill!

MY STOMACH! NO!
*sews it back up*
*Runs into the closet in search of the salt ninja uniform*
SALT NINJA!
*Uses salty katana on MTG to toss him off and claims hill*
NES's hill!

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

NESconqueror wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:**Shoves NES off of hill**

My hill!

*Pipe pops out from under MTG and I pop out and bop him off hill from below (at the foot instead of the hurt zone)*
I felt merciful... NES's hill
*Places lava moat around hill*

**laughs at NES for stranding himself on the hill, nukes him and the hill, and claims a new one**

My hill!

*Eats the hill with MTG and claims an anthill*
NES's anthill!

**Slices NES's stomach open, washes away ant hill and quietly walks back to hill**

My hill!

MY STOMACH! NO!
*sews it back up*
*Runs into the closet in search of the salt ninja uniform*
SALT NINJA!
*Uses salty katana on MTG to toss him off and claims hill*
NES's hill!

If it's made of salt, it wouldn't be able to move through the air and stay intact. Just facts.

*Throws cookie down hill*
*NES chases it, eats it and rolls around dying*

It was poisoned

At least you get the bottom of the hill

My Hill Now!

muy_thaiguy wrote:My Hill Now!

Not even an explanation, I say your quest for post count is sad.

I rip off your fucking head and shit down your throat* Copyright Duke Nukem.

I rip out your intestines and and make you into a puppet before throwing you onto the pile of pedophiles and fan boys known as the pikachu clan. I keep your heart as a reminder and I put it on a stake. I proceed to do the same to the remainder of your friends and family, as I go to sacrifice your mother to the pagan gods, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.