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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:44 pm
by Ace Rimmer
AndyDufresne wrote:...when you think you may have seen a license plate about CC on the highway.
--Andy
True, I saw someone with the license plate "Twill" a month or so back. I don't even think I was around when Twill was.
Jake
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:13 pm
by Lucarilover240
BigBallinStalin wrote:Having fitful nights of sleep, tossing and turning, seeing those red, green, orange, blue colors with numbers swirling in your dreams, 6v3--I can take him, 12v15 (c'mon baby, c'mon baby), 5v8 (huh? wait), 6v20 (what the f!ck!?), drop 3, attack, ATTACK, ATTAAACK!, then you spring out of bed screaming, "AGHHHHH1!!!`1! I'M RUINED! It's all over; they're dead! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"
You immediately log on to conquerclub, you take a few turns, and then OH NO! AGAIN!?! Suffer massive losses! ATTACK ATTACK,!! AHAH@## ! THEY"RE DEAD! ALL DEAD! QAHHHH!HH!@H!@
Then you wake up, really wake up this time, covered in sweat, staring at the cold screen of that computer across the room, you walk over, log on to conquerclub, drop 3, attack ATTACXKQ HUWHF AHHHH!!!
I think we have ourselves a winner here.
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:26 pm
by Calidrmr
AndyDufresne wrote:...when you think you may have seen a license plate about CC on the highway.
--Andy
or a bumper sticker...
i saw a bumper sticker on a truck OBX...first thing i thought was "obliterationX wow, what's he doing in IL"...lol...i saw another one that said "CC Rage"...well...i'm sure you can all guess what went through my mind with that one...lol
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:13 pm
by a.sub
you are about to see your girlfriend after a month of being apart and the first thing you plan is to play risk with her and her parents.
ill soon know how a farmer feels
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:19 pm
by alex951
when your on a date and go to the restroom to take your turns on your iphone lol
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:18 am
by Georgerx7di
When you're sitting up at night trying to work out your curriculum for teaching team games in the spankademy instead of planning your lessons for your real job, the one that actually pays you. I haven't submitted my lesson plans for the week that just ended yet : P
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:58 am
by PROFITS
when your wife tells you "you woke up last night and said something about setting you up to kill red or something like that"
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:33 am
by vodean
you americans post a lot. i wait all day and im the only one.
When you think the entire wold is in the western hemisphere because when its daytime in ethiopia, no one posts or takes their turns...
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:39 am
by alex951
when you have a nightmare that you dropped to cadet!!
! last night that was a scary one!
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:03 am
by vodean
you look at the sky and see stars and say "all the dead conquerors"
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:09 pm
by max is gr8
When you have been around since before the beginning of this thread
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:44 am
by vodean
when you remember feedback, the old classic map, before andy was a mod (I wasn't around, so i don't know if there ever was such a time, seems like there wasn't)
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:54 pm
by demonfork
alex951 wrote:when you have a nightmare that you dropped to cadet!!
! last night that was a scary one!
Cadet, captain....not much of a difference.
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:00 pm
by colton24
When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:40 am
by BigBallinStalin
colton24 wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"
to which I would have to say, "and Stalin cheated since he started with more armies than everyone else..."
Re: Re:
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:22 am
by Timminz
When you see colton make a post without spelling, or grammar errors, and immediately know that he copied it, word for fucking word, from a previous post.
codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."
colton24 wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:17 am
by AndyDufresne
vodean wrote:when you remember feedback, the old classic map, before andy was a mod (I wasn't around, so i don't know if there ever was such a time, seems like there wasn't)
...indeed, when you remember before I was a Mod. (I remember!)
--Andy
Re: Re:
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:19 pm
by Duality.
Timminz wrote:When you see colton make a post without spelling, or grammar errors, and immediately know that he copied it, word for fucking word, from a previous post.
codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."
colton24 wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"
He still got it wrong too.
Re: Re:
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:51 am
by a.sub
Duality. wrote:Timminz wrote:When you see colton make a post without spelling, or grammar errors, and immediately know that he copied it, word for fucking word, from a previous post.
codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."
colton24 wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "Wow, Hitler had really good dice!"
He still got it wrong too.
when you arent surprised anymore
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:29 pm
by Dauntless07
When you're studying Napoleon in history class and think "I'm glad he started this site."
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:39 am
by AndyDufresne
...when you decide inclement weather as a sign to stay indoors and proceed to Conquer Club.com
--Andy
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:15 pm
by Boss_oss_ss
AndyDufresne wrote:...when you decide inclement weather as a sign to stay indoors and proceed to Conquer Club.com
--Andy
When you add Andy on Facebook!!
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:16 pm
by a.sub
when you jump up in the middle of gov class saying "YEAH" because of good rolls while in the computer lab, only to have people look at you funny.
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:40 pm
by Georgerx7di
When you have 6 usergroups and a clan forum and still all the circles on the left side are gray in every one.
when you start going on facebook just to pass a few minutes before you refresh your screen in hopes that it will be your turn in a game.
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:24 am
by natty dread
When you have no time for other websites anymore...