Conquer Club

rocksolid wrote:What about your running, Smithy? I've got this whole chariots-of-fire notion of you with your long flowing mullet jouncing in the wind as you run along the beach at low tide. Isn't that something to live for? Or maybe it's only something to live for if Vangelis is playing in the background.

Where the hell did that come from?

You think it'd be insulting to say: If you were a Risk continent you'd be australia: easy to take but not very rewarding.

...or would people just laugh at me for being a Risk nerd?

...Anyone got any Risk jokes?

rocksolid wrote:What about your running, Smithy? I've got this whole chariots-of-fire notion of you with your long flowing mullet jouncing in the wind as you run along the beach at low tide. Isn't that something to live for? Or maybe it's only something to live for if Vangelis is playing in the background.

its not a mullet...

but yeah, i watch chariots of fire every time i get beat (which, is quite often as you might imagine). And i guess maybe it would be worth living for...i've kinda always wanted a pet badger too....

SMITH197 wrote:its not a mullet...

hehe

This is from the track team's publicity page on Smithy's school's website. You be the judge.

yeah ummmm mully mully.....

qeee1 wrote:...Anyone got any Risk jokes?

If you were an attack path you'd be like the one from Argentina to New Guinea - it's a relief that you're not there.

If you were a risk country you'd be Ukraine - overly represented by the Mercator projection and vital to holding Asia.

Uh, maybe I should have worked on these a bit more...not sure Risk one-liners have that much potential as a genre...

**Vomits incessantly after looking at the picture**

I finally won another game...5 for soon to be 30. Hehe...

--Andy

It turns out that isn't Smithy in the picture after all - my bad. That guy's name is Zack something or other. But I might add that there's no conclusive proof established anywhere that Zack and Smithy aren't identical twins separated at birth, so that could well be what Smithy looks like. Once again, you be the judge.

rocksolid wrote:If you were a risk country you'd be Ukraine - overly represented by the Mercator projection and vital to holding Asia.

Genius... pure genius...

rocksolid wrote: there's no conclusive proof established anywhere that Zack and Smithy aren't identical twins separated at birth, so that could well be what Smithy looks like. Once again, you be the judge.

Note how Smithy has failed to comment... I think it's proof if any were needed.

I don't know the thread doesn't have quite the pull on me that it once did.....

Sure, I want to strive to be longer, bigger, better, but at some point even porn stars want to settle down and have meaningful lives....

Scarus wrote:I don't know the thread doesn't have quite the pull on me that it once did.....

Sure, I want to strive to be longer, bigger, better, but at some point even porn stars want to settle down and have meaningful lives....

But we haven't even hit 1,000 yet!

Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
More Than Ever Hour After Hour
Our Work Is Never Over

AndyDufresne wrote:**Vomits incessantly after looking at the picture**

I finally won another game...5 for soon to be 30. Hehe...

--Andy

Congrats, buddy! I'm so proud of you!!

rocksolid wrote:It turns out that isn't Smithy in the picture after all - my bad. That guy's name is Zack something or other. But I might add that there's no conclusive proof established anywhere that Zack and Smithy aren't identical twins separated at birth, so that could well be what Smithy looks like. Once again, you be the judge.

identical twins, or not...you can always cut your hair different...

Scarus wrote:Sure, I want to strive to be longer, bigger, better, but at some point even porn stars want to settle down and have meaningful lives....

That hasn't quite hit me yet...I'm pretty happy with my job as a stripper...

areyouincahoots wrote:

Scarus wrote:Sure, I want to strive to be longer, bigger, better, but at some point even porn stars want to settle down and have meaningful lives....

That hasn't quite hit me yet...I'm pretty happy with my job as a stripper...

yea i'm pretty satisfied working at chip and dale's

wow...i go to a track meet all day and bom, the thread that loved me dearly has turn into a make fun of Smithy thread....


and rocksolid, i thought you had my back....

Aww... poor Smithy. I guess without Max our anger had to turn somewhere...

This thread just got over 10,000 views. Yay and such.

so what did happen to max,
did somebody finally snap and kill him???

SMITH197 wrote:wow...i go to a track meet all day and bom, the thread that loved me dearly has turn into a make fun of Smithy thread....


and rocksolid, i thought you had my back....

No, dude, I was only pretending to...all the better to stab you in it, my dear, said the wolf.

I'm afraid you're mistaken about this having turned into the make fun of Smithy thread. This is still the thread that loves you dearly. The actual make fun of Smithy thread is over in General Discussion. I've started it in order to see if I can lleva dos mil views by implying that you have a penchant for homosexual activity, and then attacking anyone who defends you by also implying that they have a penchant for homosexual activity and non-consensual incest. Aren't I clever?

Good to have you back safe and sound. Bring home any honours from Syracuse?

amandahugandkiss wrote:so what did happen to max,
did somebody finally snap and kill him???

Not Yet unfortunately for you

SMITH197 wrote:wow...i go to a track meet all day and bom, the thread that loved me dearly has turn into a make fun of Smithy thread....


and rocksolid, i thought you had my back....

Don't worry about the rest of them, Smithy....I still love you.


EDIT: I need a doubles partner for the xi doubles tournament...anyone willing? I thought I'd ask my family here at the longest thread, thread first...

haha cohoots, did you know we joined at the same day?

I'll play with you cahoots...

Hoff wrote:haha cohoots, did you know we joined at the same day?

i had no idea