rocksolid wrote:What about your running, Smithy? I've got this whole chariots-of-fire notion of you with your long flowing mullet jouncing in the wind as you run along the beach at low tide. Isn't that something to live for? Or maybe it's only something to live for if Vangelis is playing in the background.
Where the hell did that come from?
You think it'd be insulting to say: If you were a Risk continent you'd be australia: easy to take but not very rewarding.
...or would people just laugh at me for being a Risk nerd?
...Anyone got any Risk jokes?
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
rocksolid wrote:What about your running, Smithy? I've got this whole chariots-of-fire notion of you with your long flowing mullet jouncing in the wind as you run along the beach at low tide. Isn't that something to live for? Or maybe it's only something to live for if Vangelis is playing in the background.
its not a mullet...
but yeah, i watch chariots of fire every time i get beat (which, is quite often as you might imagine). And i guess maybe it would be worth living for...i've kinda always wanted a pet badger too....
"Did you fortify New Guinea or are you just happy to see me?"
It turns out that isn't Smithy in the picture after all - my bad. That guy's name is Zack something or other. But I might add that there's no conclusive proof established anywhere that Zack and Smithy aren't identical twins separated at birth, so that could well be what Smithy looks like. Once again, you be the judge.
rocksolid wrote:If you were a risk country you'd be Ukraine - overly represented by the Mercator projection and vital to holding Asia.
Genius... pure genius...
rocksolid wrote: there's no conclusive proof established anywhere that Zack and Smithy aren't identical twins separated at birth, so that could well be what Smithy looks like. Once again, you be the judge.
Note how Smithy has failed to comment... I think it's proof if any were needed.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
rocksolid wrote:It turns out that isn't Smithy in the picture after all - my bad. That guy's name is Zack something or other. But I might add that there's no conclusive proof established anywhere that Zack and Smithy aren't identical twins separated at birth, so that could well be what Smithy looks like. Once again, you be the judge.
identical twins, or not...you can always cut your hair different...
"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." -Doc Holliday
SMITH197 wrote:wow...i go to a track meet all day and bom, the thread that loved me dearly has turn into a make fun of Smithy thread....
and rocksolid, i thought you had my back....
No, dude, I was only pretending to...all the better to stab you in it, my dear, said the wolf.
I'm afraid you're mistaken about this having turned into the make fun of Smithy thread. This is still the thread that loves you dearly. The actual make fun of Smithy thread is over in General Discussion. I've started it in order to see if I can lleva dos mil views by implying that you have a penchant for homosexual activity, and then attacking anyone who defends you by also implying that they have a penchant for homosexual activity and non-consensual incest. Aren't I clever?
Good to have you back safe and sound. Bring home any honours from Syracuse?
