Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] Bluto: What the f*ck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer... Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. Bluto: We're just the guys to do it. D-Day: Let's do it. Bluto: Let’s do it!
Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: Virginians! Virginians! [he takes off his hat and impales it on his sword, then holds it aloft] Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead: With me! Who will come with me? [he charges ahead, his brigade hot on his heels]
Gettysburg
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
Yossarian: Those bastards are trying to kill me. 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. Yossarian: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo? Dobbs: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian. Yossarian: And what difference does that make?
[a gun goes off at the football game] Hotlips O'Houlihan: Oh my God! They've shot him. Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It's the end of the quarter.
MASH
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
Reporter: Hey Topper Harley, now that you've killed the bad guy and made the world safe for democracy, what are you going to do to cash in on your new found fame? Topper Harley: I'm goin' to Disneyland.
Hot Shots!
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
Dr. William Dedham: The truth is, neither one of you remembers what started this annual birthday brawl. Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan: Permission to speak. Dr. William Dedham: Shoot. Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan: What started it was this knothead tried to pawn off a hootchie-cootchie girl on me in Panama.
Donavon's Reef
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: Never on our knees. Harry Pendel: Right. Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: Or on our asses.
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: You know what I would do if I were president of Panama? Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: What? Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: I'd shoot every f*ck in this room.
Johnny Rocco: You'd give your left arm to nail me wouldn't you? I could see the headlines now, 'Local Deputy Captures Johnny Rocco'. Your picture'd be in all the papers. You might even get to tell on the newsreels how you pulled if off, yeah. Listen hick, I was too much for any big city police force to handle. It took the United States Government to pin a rap on me. And they won't make it stick. You hick, I'll be back pulling strings to get guys elected mayor and governor before you get a ten buck raise.
Key Largo
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt...... me.
Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word? Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind. Ralphie: Schwartz!
A Christmas Story
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
Evil: Never talk to me like that again! No one created me. I am evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. I am all-powerful.
Colonel Kane: You're convinced that God is dead because there's evil in the world. Captain Cutshaw: Correct. Colonel Kane: Then why don't you think He's alive because of the goodness in the world?
The Ninth Configuration
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?