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Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:40 pm**

*my girlfriend is here with me so therefore it was strikewolf that he throws in the forest*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:41 pm**

*the real strike wolf sneaks up behind UCA and breaks his neck.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:41 pm**

Ohhhh...that's one point for Strike Wolf there.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:42 pm**

*the 'girlfriend' turns out to be a bomb which explodes blasting away the remains of UCA while strike wolf gets away with the world's hottest woman in a ferrari.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:43 pm**

* too bad i was siiting on the couch with a wall behind me*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:44 pm**

*shoots UCA through with a sniper from across the street.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:44 pm**

* but there was a trapdoor so when strikewolf ran out UCA climbed into the basement with guarded him from the explosian*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:45 pm**

*You guys are kind of strange sometimes*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:45 pm**

*except the room was filled with people who had died from a new form of the ebola virus which kills in a split second and UCA dies.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:47 pm**

* but UCA was wearing a gasmask and climbed back up the trapdoor and went to eat at chilli's*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:49 pm**

*where he was promptly shot in a drive by with a machine gun each time through his torso.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:51 pm**

* but what they didnt know was that UCA was wearing 2 bullot proof vests and he simply walked inside and had a nice pasta*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:52 pm**

I didnt read crap of what you guys were saying but were you having cybersex? I mean with all of those actions its the only thing you could be doing? :wink:

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:52 pm**

*Except he was promptly killed by a gorilla that he insulted by calling it a bear.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:53 pm**

*kills reverend for even thinking that I might do something like that.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:53 pm**

strike wolf wrote:*kills reverend for even thinking that I might do something like that.*

thou shalt not kill.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:54 pm**

* but what the gorilla didnt know was that he only faked the death and got up and ate pasta* THE END....We just wrote a comicbook

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:54 pm**

fine I condemn you to hell. There that's even worse.

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:55 pm**

*Forgets about UCA and realizes there are bigger fish to fry.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:56 pm**

* while he was forgeting UCA shot him in the head*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:58 pm**

*Except it was actually a very reflective mirror and now UCA has 7 years of bad luck.*

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:59 pm**

ok well i got to go to work so i will continue this comic book when i get back..

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:01 pm**

OK I'll kill ya later. *brings back the sword that he was about to swing at UCA and walks away.*

post 555

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:45 pm**

i like the trees and mountins....

Posted: **Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:47 pm**

Oh Colorado, yeah, sorry about that started out simple enough and just got out of hand.

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