Conquer Club

Jules: What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

- Pulp Fiction

Eric Liddell: I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure.

Chariots of Fire

Basil Fawlty [shaking his fist at the sky]: Oh thank you, God! Thank you so bloody much!

-- Fawlty Towers

His Excellency: If you meet our requirements, we'll be only too glad to accomodate you. Would you be kind enough to mention, for instance, some outstanding crime you've committed?

Heaven Can Wait

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: I'm the man.

- Kill Bill Vol.1

Rick: Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or - aren't you the kind that tells?
Casablanca

You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

Vizzini: Oh! The sot has spoken!

The Princess Bride

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your major malfunction numbnuts?

--Full Metal Jacket

Professor Kingsfield: Speak louder, Mr. Hart! Fill the room with your intelligence!

The Paper Chase

"You're so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies"

The Giant Spider Invasion

Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

"Get your dirty hands off me you damn Ape"

Planet of the Apes.

Mike Conovan: Not much meat on her, but what's there is cherce.

Pat and Mike

VIOLET BIGGS: What, this old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look.

--It's a Wonderful Life

Al Czervik: Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Caddyshack

Philip Adams: Oh, I tell you. Women are not the sensitive sex. That's one of the grand delusions of literature. Men are the true romanticists.

-Indiscreet

Tarzan: Good morning, I love you.
Jane Parker: Good morning, I love you. You never forget, do you, Tarzan?
Tarzan: Never forget... I love you.
Jane Parker: Love who?
Tarzan: Love you.
Jane Parker: Love who?
Tarzan: Love Jane.
Jane Parker: Love... my...
Tarzan: Love my... wife. My wife!

Tarzan and His Mate(1934)

"Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse and take a stand for one time in your life?"

The 'Burbs.

Capt. Henri Rochard: I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress.

I Was a Male War Bride

"Ack ack ack ack-ack! Don't run, we are your friends!" - Mars Attacks

"Ack ack ack Ack ack Ack ack!"

We come in peace, shoot to kill

("Star Trekking" song)

Dr. Arthur Carrington: We owe it to the brain of our species to stand here and die... without destroying a source of wisdom.

The Thing from Another World

"We humans like to think we are nature's finest achievement. I'm afraid it just isn't true"

Starship Troopers

We're in an R-triple-D situation.
Really Deep Doo-Doo.

(Roughnecks)