Conquer Club

...when you reach 11,000 posts (plus various amounts more in Off Topics).

11,000 post


--Andy

Congrats, I'm sure CC is proud to have taken over your life


Though, what would CC be without our favorite monkey. right?




bananas!!

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you see a commercial for the Voltswagon CC, and This site is the first thing that pops into your mind.

you email your CC buddies the saturday NY TIMES Crossword Puzzle due to one clue:

"Territory East of Ukraine on a Risk Board"

even the times is catching on!!-0

this thread is really funny!

When your at work and somebody mentions something (can't remember what it was), and you think, "surely that couldn't have been before 2006, this high school has only been around since then". Then you realize that the school has been open since the 70's, and its actually CC that you are thinking of.



When its 11:30 and your rummaging through C&A because your tired of the other forums, instead of going to sleep.

When you ejaculate and your product is in the shape of two c's.

when you start telling people in real life, "sorry about your little butt."...-0

...when you relate/equate real life occurrences to World Domination. "Houston Texans and their goal line struggle vs Arizona Cardinals? They Auto-Assaulted and failed."


--Andy

when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?

owenator wrote:when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?

when you enjoy bombarding your significant other and shout out GG at the end...-0

When you know, before even reading a post, what someone is going to say on any given topic.

owenshooter wrote:

owenator wrote:when your significant other asks when you wake up: what the hell is bombarding and what's gg?

when you enjoy bombarding your significant other and shout out GG at the end...-0

OR "gl" at the beginning.

You make Conquer Club memes.
courage wolf






advice dog




depression dog

lol
Alriiight people actually get these! My clan just gives me stupid looks. In a forum posts sorta way.
One more then, my fav.

when you troll a thread in the GD like you are robinettes little brother, because they won't allow you to do it within your own clan forum...-0

Maybe these should have a thread of their own...

You know your obsessed with conquer club when you post on a thread that says "you know you're obsessed with conquer club when" with a post that
says "you know your obsessed with conquer club when you post on a thread that says "you know you're obsessed with conquer club" with a post that says "you know your obsessed with conquer club when you post on a thread that says "you know you're obsessed with conquer club "with a post that says "you know your obsessed with conquer club when you post on a thread that says "you know you're obsessed with conquer club" with a post that says "you know your obsessed with conquer club when you post on a thread that says "you know you're obsessed with conquer club "with a post that says

When You Get A Question Right On Jeopardy About Australia And Then When People Accuse You Of Having Seen The Episode You Have To Confess That The Only Reason You Know It Is Because There Is An Upper And Lower Set Of Egypt Maps on Conquer Club, And Then Everyone In The Room Calls You A Word That I Can't Say In A Forum...

when you read all 52 pages of posts


I never realisd just how addicted i am. at the same time, who isnt?

when you log in to get your "fix" before work & see this:

[bigimg]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b194/calidrmr/DBC_CC/ConquerClub.png[/bigimg]

have a panic attack & sit clicking the "Check to see if Conquer Club is back online" every 5 seconds... & then email your clanmates because you can't post in the forum or send them a PM...

When you ccan't type the letter 'CC' without it being followed by a speccificc letter.

You know your obsessed with conquer club when your regulars at the pub keep asking for "CC and coke" and your mind starts screaming Conquer Club.

Cheers, JB

*CC, for those of you that do not know what it is, is a Canadian whisky named "Canadian Club"*

...when you start to wonder if there is a coincidence between Canadian Club and Conquer Club, and Lack wandering around in Canada Country...


--Andy