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Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:28 am
by jay_a2j
PLAYER57832 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:jay_a2j wrote:Whoever voted for Jesus obviously doesn't know the ramifications that would result from Him not existing.
Actually, I think that they
completely aware that killing-off a random crank from the Middle East would have the effect of drastically reducing the number of idiotic, dogma-spouting, cybermonks in the future.
Given that snuffing out Jesus would have no ramifications other than that... your point appears to be moot.
Sorry, I gotta side with Jay on this one.. BUT I certainly acknowledge this only applies to those of us who follow the path of Christianity.
I think it applies to everyone. Without Christ all would die in sin. Christ existing and doing what he did gave hope to all mankind.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:31 am
by heavycola
jay_a2j wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:jay_a2j wrote:Whoever voted for Jesus obviously doesn't know the ramifications that would result from Him not existing.
Actually, I think that they
completely aware that killing-off a random crank from the Middle East would have the effect of drastically reducing the number of idiotic, dogma-spouting, cybermonks in the future.
Given that snuffing out Jesus would have no ramifications other than that... your point appears to be moot.
Sorry, I gotta side with Jay on this one.. BUT I certainly acknowledge this only applies to those of us who follow the path of Christianity.
I think it applies to everyone. Without Christ all would die in sin. Christ existing and doing what he did gave hope to all mankind.
Why yes. I mean just look at the 5 billion+ non-xians. Not a shred of hope among any of them.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:32 am
by Dancing Mustard
jay_a2j wrote:Christ existing and doing what he did gave hope to all mankind.
Yeah, just like Mohammed gave us all the direct word of God.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:35 am
by jiminski
Jesus is now Neck and Neck with the Backstreet Boys! .. to be fair, i am the floating voting.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:40 am
by strike wolf
I'd like to wipe Ryan S. out of history. That American Idol jackass should just disappear.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:56 am
by pimpdave
strike wolf wrote:I'd like to wipe Ryan S. out of history. That American Idol jackass should just disappear.
Yeah, that guy ABSOLUTELY gets his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:58 am
by strike wolf
pimpdave wrote:strike wolf wrote:I'd like to wipe Ryan S. out of history. That American Idol jackass should just disappear.
Yeah, that guy ABSOLUTELY gets his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
What are you talking about? History has proven that he's only interested in goats.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:02 am
by pimpdave
Oh shit. Forget that idea. I won't be kidnapping him and assuming his identity then.
Must find a new target....
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:07 am
by savant
DAZMCFC wrote:savant wrote:Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
Ramifications:
1. profit shares for illegal substance distributors would be 15% lower between 1985-1999
2. Lost Boys could have paved the way for Scott Baio and Kirk Cameron instead
3. Feldman's moderately hot wife would possibly still be available
4. upcoming Crank 2 movie would need to find a new extra instead of Haim
with that said, I think the world would be okay without them.
you're a bad bad person. how can you replace these 2 in The Lost Boys. who the fook is Kirk Cameron?
i'm torn between Michael Jackson and Rick Astley. no more Rick rolls from firth.
kirk cameron? growing pains? sister of candice cameron? micheal seaver?!
speaking of lost boys, you know they're making a sequel? feldman is in the movie, while haim makes a cameo at the end, i think. both reprising their original roles.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:16 am
by pimpdave
savant wrote:
speaking of lost boys, you know they're making a sequel? feldman is in the movie, while haim makes a cameo at the end, i think. both reprising their original roles.
Directly to Video.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:35 am
by jbrettlip
I nominate Al GOre...I hate the color green adn all this eco0friendly bullshit. Plus without the internet (which he invented) I wouldn't spend so much time on this site, or actually get angry over shit like Wicked and Twill's rulings/actions.
PS Don't try to erase Bomb-hammed....
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:04 pm
by billy07
23 years it took gabriel to tell mohammed all the `ins' and `outs' of the qu'ran, and mohammed didn't even write it himself.
was the qu'ran prophetised by a slow learning illiterate arab?
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:54 pm
by Snorri1234
billy07 wrote:23 years it took gabriel to tell mohammed all the `ins' and `outs' of the qu'ran, and mohammed didn't even write it himself.
was the qu'ran prophetised by a slow learning illiterate arab?
I believe the idea is indeed that he was illiterate.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:40 pm
by jbrettlip
I will blow you up.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:35 pm
by Nikolai
While my opinions on Muhammed and Islam are very well known, I would like to point out that expunging him from history would mean no Crusades, which would mean no injections of wealth/culture/disease into Europe. There would have been nobody capable of stopping the Mongols... in fact, we would all probably be Euro-Asian nomads of some sort or other... unless we were Byzantines or Zulus. Or Indians... The USA may not exist. Those are just a few things off the top of my head. If you must expunge someone, make it someone relatively unimportant, but obnoxious... like Al Gore.

Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:23 pm
by pimpdave
Nikolai wrote:While my opinions on Muhammed and Islam are very well known, I would like to point out that expunging him from history would mean no Crusades, which would mean no injections of wealth/culture/disease into Europe. There would have been nobody capable of stopping the Mongols... in fact, we would all probably be Euro-Asian nomads of some sort or other... unless we were Byzantines or Zulus. Or Indians... The USA may not exist. Those are just a few things off the top of my head. If you must expunge someone, make it someone relatively unimportant, but obnoxious... like Al Gore.

But if the Crusades had never happened, the aliens never would have wanted to destroy our planet in the first place, making the world grow warmer into deadly climate change.
So, you know, that'd be one GOOD thing about taking out Mo.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:20 am
by DAZMCFC
savant wrote:DAZMCFC wrote:savant wrote:Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
Ramifications:
1. profit shares for illegal substance distributors would be 15% lower between 1985-1999
2. Lost Boys could have paved the way for Scott Baio and Kirk Cameron instead
3. Feldman's moderately hot wife would possibly still be available
4. upcoming Crank 2 movie would need to find a new extra instead of Haim
with that said, I think the world would be okay without them.
you're a bad bad person. how can you replace these 2 in The Lost Boys. who the fook is Kirk Cameron?
i'm torn between Michael Jackson and Rick Astley. no more Rick rolls from firth.
kirk cameron?
who? growing pains?
what? sister of candice cameron?
who? micheal seaver?
who?!
speaking of lost boys, you know they're making a sequel? feldman is in the movie, while haim makes a cameo at the end, i think. both reprising their original roles.
never be as good as the original.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:05 am
by jbrettlip
Hey I already nominated GOre~ when is he going ot be included in the poll?
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:06 am
by kyleboy
marx needs a f*cking good hiding, the whiny cunt
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:38 am
by jiminski
jbrettlip wrote:Hey I already nominated GOre~ when is he going ot be included in the poll?
sorry mate, i can't add to the poll without deleting the other votes, I don't think.
So 'Other' is for you. You will notice i nominated Garth Brooks, myself and there are few more deserving of completely guiltless annihilation!
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:59 pm
by comic boy
jay_a2j wrote:PLAYER57832 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:jay_a2j wrote:Whoever voted for Jesus obviously doesn't know the ramifications that would result from Him not existing.
Actually, I think that they
completely aware that killing-off a random crank from the Middle East would have the effect of drastically reducing the number of idiotic, dogma-spouting, cybermonks in the future.
Given that snuffing out Jesus would have no ramifications other than that... your point appears to be moot.
Sorry, I gotta side with Jay on this one.. BUT I certainly acknowledge this only applies to those of us who follow the path of Christianity.
I think it applies to everyone. Without Christ all would die in sin. Christ existing and doing what he did gave hope to all mankind.
No the legend of Jesus gives an emotional crutch to some of mankind, it has also been responsible for the deaths of millions.
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:06 pm
by Snorri1234
Should I put jiminski under "other"?
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:12 pm
by jiminski
Snorri1234 wrote:Should I put jiminski under "other"?
why not?
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:16 pm
by GrimReaper.
stalin was worse than hitler hes crimes went unnoticed because of WWII and hitlers propoganda
Re: Wipe a Person Out of History
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:17 pm
by GabonX
Are you kidding me?! I personally wouldn't want to change history but the fact that more people have voted to remove Jesus than Hitler speaks volumes about the populace of this forum.