Conquer Club

Granted, but you set yourself on fire.

I wish I had thumbs. Because it's a real pain to type with hooves.

granted, but you can't stop giving thumbs up like dustns old avatar

i wish I could have another popsicle

Granted, but you get a brain freeze and die from pain.

I wish I was a real boy.

Granted but it's the one you just threw up.

I wish I had a hat.

granted, but you get realboyastigmatitis and die from the deadly disease

I wish fircoal was back

whoa, like double fastposted mania

Granted, but he hates you and you kill yourself.

I wish I had more pastry to eat.

Granted butyou get grotesquesly fat
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't backfire.

Granted, but the wish has a mind of its own and backfires.

I wish I was going out today.

Granted, you go outside and notice your house is 1000 feet in the air. you fall and kill yourself.


I wish I would win the mafia game Im in

Granted but the real mafia seeing your skill inducts you, then later on as you begin to regret joining the mafia, you try to give information to the FBI and the Godfather wacks you.

I wish the world was flat.

granted, but the earth's orbit around the sun goes awry because of its flat shape, then it flies off and is thrown into another planet. their atmospheres collide, and earth's atmosphere is burned out, incinerating all the oxygen. we all suffocate to death.
i wish the dice were always on my side

Granted but it gets boring winning all the time and you kill yourself.

I wish I had a wolf-dog as a pet.

granted, but it attacks someone and you have to put it down.

I wish I had speakers.

Granted they get screw into the side of your head.

I wish I had another wolf-dog.

Granted, but it has rabies

I wish for a new car

granted but the car falls out of the sky crushing you.

I wish there was a cure for my wolf-dog's rabies.

Granted, but the side-effects are that he goes blind and his legs fall off.


I wish I had a soft chair

granted, but its so soft that you never want to leave and you die of starvation

I wish i knew why dustn went to the fair

granted but you end up wishing you didn't know and instantly forget.

I wish someone would heal my wolf-dog.

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strike wolf wrote:granted but you end up wishing you didn't know and instantly forget.

I wish someone would heal my wolf-dog.

granted, and he dies peacefully of old age. too bad he was the last wolf-dog on the face of earth.
i wish for a better computer

Granted but your computer becomes more intelegent than any living being and recognises mankind for the plague it is, kills you and sets off to create a new empire, destroy all humans and conquer the universe.


I wish someone would kill george bush

Granted but with his death, Cheney instantly becomes supreme evil dictator of the world.

I wish for that the person below me won't screw up my wish.

Granted but this being the corrupt a wish thread that is impossible creating a paradox and causing the universe to fold in on itself. seeing that your wish is now screwed up which goes against the wish iself another paradox is created destroying anything thats left and eventually the nothing itself, meaning that nothing ever existed.

Your wish destroyed the universe you bastard!

I wish someone could read through that and understand it.