Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:21 pm

Granted, but you set yourself on fire.

I wish I had thumbs. Because it's a real pain to type with hooves.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:23 pm

granted, but you can't stop giving thumbs up like dustns old avatar

i wish I could have another popsicle

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:52 pm

Granted, but you get a brain freeze and die from pain.

I wish I was a real boy.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:52 pm

Granted but it's the one you just threw up.

I wish I had a hat.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:53 pm

granted, but you get realboyastigmatitis and die from the deadly disease

I wish fircoal was back

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:53 pm

whoa, like double fastposted mania

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:53 pm

Granted, but he hates you and you kill yourself.

I wish I had more pastry to eat.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:54 pm

Granted butyou get grotesquesly fat
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't backfire.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:56 pm

Granted, but the wish has a mind of its own and backfires.

I wish I was going out today.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:00 am

Granted, you go outside and notice your house is 1000 feet in the air. you fall and kill yourself.

I wish I would win the mafia game Im in

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:05 am

Granted but the real mafia seeing your skill inducts you, then later on as you begin to regret joining the mafia, you try to give information to the FBI and the Godfather wacks you.

I wish the world was flat.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:07 am

granted, but the earth's orbit around the sun goes awry because of its flat shape, then it flies off and is thrown into another planet. their atmospheres collide, and earth's atmosphere is burned out, incinerating all the oxygen. we all suffocate to death.
i wish the dice were always on my side

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:10 am

Granted but it gets boring winning all the time and you kill yourself.

I wish I had a wolf-dog as a pet.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:15 am

granted, but it attacks someone and you have to put it down.

I wish I had speakers.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:17 am

Granted they get screw into the side of your head.

I wish I had another wolf-dog.

willis · Post by **willis** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:29 am

Granted, but it has rabies

I wish for a new car

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:31 am

granted but the car falls out of the sky crushing you.

I wish there was a cure for my wolf-dog's rabies.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:35 am

Granted, but the side-effects are that he goes blind and his legs fall off.

I wish I had a soft chair

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:37 am

granted, but its so soft that you never want to leave and you die of starvation

I wish i knew why dustn went to the fair

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:37 am

granted but you end up wishing you didn't know and instantly forget.

I wish someone would heal my wolf-dog.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:37 am

fastposted :lol:

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:34 am

strike wolf wrote:granted but you end up wishing you didn't know and instantly forget.

I wish someone would heal my wolf-dog.

granted, and he dies peacefully of old age. too bad he was the last wolf-dog on the face of earth.
i wish for a better computer

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:47 am

Granted but your computer becomes more intelegent than any living being and recognises mankind for the plague it is, kills you and sets off to create a new empire, destroy all humans and conquer the universe.

I wish someone would kill george bush

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:12 am

Granted but with his death, Cheney instantly becomes supreme evil dictator of the world.

I wish for that the person below me won't screw up my wish.

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 9:59 am

Granted but this being the corrupt a wish thread that is impossible creating a paradox and causing the universe to fold in on itself. seeing that your wish is now screwed up which goes against the wish iself another paradox is created destroying anything thats left and eventually the nothing itself, meaning that nothing ever existed.

Your wish destroyed the universe you bastard! :evil:

I wish someone could read through that and understand it.