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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:34 pm
by clapper011
Dancing Mustard wrote:Ok right, real one for you now.
Imagine you've got a girlfriend, and she's cool and everything, and she's hot, and she's pretty damn good in the sack. But she's got these two friends, and they're both really hot. In different ways, and for different reasons; and not necessarily hotter than your girlfriend, but hot for quirky unusual stuff. Stuff like having breasts the size of small basketballs, or being able to put their legs behind their head without snapping sounds coming from their hips, that sort of thing.
Anyway, you get on really well with both of them, and they both flirt a fair bit with you. Your girlfriend is great in bed, and the sex is still good; but you feel like a bit of innocent carefree no-strings-attatched fun, which involves putting your wing-wang in and out of her two best friends for a few hours, and perhaps a little bit of spanking.
In other words, what you really want is a threesome; but the kind of threesome that doesn't involve your girlfriend, and does involve her two best friends riding your penis until they scream with delight.
How do you manage to score a massive night of three-in-a-bed passion but still keep your girlfriend so that you can go back to a stable relationship the day after?
For bonus points: how do you do it without your girlfriend losing her two best friends?
For even more bonus points: how do you co-ordinate it so that at least one best-friend's 'bonus tunnel' is utilised for the purposes of your sexual gratification.
This is of course purely hypothetical and it's not even for me it's for my friend who I told about this thread and who would like to know but only hypothetically.
I would suggest your friend"" ask his girlfriend what she thinks about a three some or rather a four some where she is the voyeur in the mix
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:33 am
by Norse
Rubbish answer!
That would involve the GF knowing about it....and much like elephants, women never forget, and will hold it against you for the rest of your life.
I know I've mentioned this before, but I would have thought rohypnol was among the best solutions here.....
Just go into your local GP clinic, pretend that you are an insomniac, maybe go back once or twice after telling him that your condition is unbearable, and after a while he will prescribe this to you.
After this, you can have the best sex life!
Either that, or just shag DAZMCFC's wife, she's really easy, and believe me, she is one dirty little critter
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:26 am
by Dancing Mustard
How would my hypothetical friend hypothetically manage to pull this off if it was essential that the two friends remained awake and moving during the threesome that is only hypothetical, and for my friend, not me...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:13 am
by GolemGhoul
it all depends on the girlfriend's willingness to share said pleasure meat pump. Just how open is the girlfriend? And does the boy want to risk losing her for a kinky wild night with 2 hotties? And does the boy know that the hotties are kinky enough to say yes? These things need to be asked before ANY course is taken.
And no matter what happens, whether the guy sneaks behind the girls back with her 2 hottie friends, or whether he asks her and she says yes or no: girls have good memories about shit like that. (This kind of thing has happened to me afore.) Their friendship will always be awkward in some kind of way solely b/c the either the girl will know you have/wanted to sex up hottie friends or the hottie friends will know you have/wanted to sex up them.
Best bet is to keep is for the boy to keep it for himself and hope girl notices an intrest in hotties or hotties notice the boy . . . if he doesn't want any awkwardness. Minimal awkwardness, but higher risk, is to go straight to the hotties and pray boy doesn't get found out. If the temptation of the hotties is too great and boy SERIOUSLY doesn't want to lose girl, boy must learn to talk rationally, know that his girl trusts him, and make that desire sound like a fantasy worth while but also be willing to accept her saying that she doesn't want him to do it.
Good job on your friends part. . . my situation didn't turn out quite as well heh
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:59 am
by Norse
Dancing Mustard wrote:How would my hypothetical friend hypothetically manage to pull this off if it was essential that the two friends remained awake and moving during the threesome that is only hypothetical, and for my friend, not me...
Attatch them to a live electrical device (preferably high current drawing devices such as heating elements.). This will send frequent shocks into them, providing the illusion of movement.
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:02 pm
by Norse
GolemGhoul wrote:
Good job on your friends part. . . my situation didn't turn out quite as well heh
My heart bleeds.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:20 am
by Norse
----Rump----
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:21 pm
by clapper011
Norse wrote:----Rump----
roast
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:14 pm
by chessplaya
hi clappity
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:25 pm
by Norse
clapper011 wrote:Norse wrote:----Rump----
roast
I reckon you are 5'6...brown hair and a nice pert pair of tits with a reasonable booty.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:29 pm
by happy2seeyou
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:31 pm
by Norse
as for you....brown hair, 5'9 tall, skinny frame, angular features, B cups and not much booty..
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:33 pm
by happy2seeyou
Norse wrote:as for you....brown hair, 5'9 tall, skinny frame, angular features, B cups and not much booty..
Wrong.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:35 pm
by Norse
happy2seeyou wrote:Norse wrote:as for you....brown hair, 5'9 tall, skinny frame, angular features, B cups and not much booty..
Wrong.
well, either way, I can't imagine there being too much booty...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:35 pm
by b.k. barunt
Dead wrong on that one Norse.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:36 pm
by Norse
The ass is important
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:37 pm
by Norse
b.k. barunt wrote:Dead wrong on that one Norse.
I suppose it happens sometimes.....well, my cousin was the best shag ive ever had, and she's got a big booty, nice big fat ass........
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:41 pm
by happy2seeyou
How old are you Norse? You have a potty mouth.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:44 pm
by Norse
probably older than you.
But seriously, my cuz couldnt use her tongue well, so I had to chuck her.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:56 pm
by b.k. barunt
I apologize for my limey friend Mrs. Courtney, he's young (i think early 20s), and he wants to be spanked. If he's wearing his overcoat and you hear him say "hey lookit this", don't turn around.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:04 pm
by clapper011
Norse wrote:clapper011 wrote:Norse wrote:----Rump----
roast
I reckon you are 5'6...brown hair and a nice pert pair of tits with a reasonable booty.
close..except I'm 5'8
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:06 pm
by clapper011
b.k. barunt wrote:I apologize for my limey friend Mrs. Courtney, he's young (i think early 20s), and he wants to be spanked. If he's wearing his overcoat and you hear him say "hey lookit this", don't turn around.
courtney you need to get out the whip again!
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:23 pm
by b.k. barunt
* * sits back to watch * *
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:25 pm
by clapper011
b.k. barunt wrote::D * * sits back to watch * *
hands B.K. some popcorn
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:02 am
by b.k. barunt
* * smokes some pot, offers clapper some * *
