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shieldgenerator7 wrote:well, tech would be an explanation.... but tech wasn't as advanced back in those days, and I sincerely doubt that aliens came to Earth and gave us that tech. Truthfully, I doubt extraterrestrial life completely. I think we're the only ones in this galaxy. I have no way of proof but it just seems that way to me.


How do you know? Sounds like nanotech is preventing you from seeing the truth.
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They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
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2dimes wrote:
They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.


Book of Matthew? I do remember that one, it is very good as well.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:well, tech would be an explanation.... but tech wasn't as advanced back in those days, and I sincerely doubt that aliens came to Earth and gave us that tech. Truthfully, I doubt extraterrestrial life completely. I think we're the only ones in this galaxy. I have no way of proof but it just seems that way to me.


How do you know? Sounds like nanotech is preventing you from seeing the truth.


NANOTECH IS A SQUARE CONSPIRACY
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Acts 9:17-18 (New International Version)

17 Then Ananias went to the house and entered it. Placing his hands on Saul, he said, “Brother Saul, the Lord—Jesus, who appeared to you on the road as you were coming here—has sent me so that you may see again and be filled with the Holy Spirit.” 18 Immediately, something like scales fell from Saul’s eyes, and he could see again. He got up and was baptized,


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I think you can see the similarities between the two (that is contact lenses and fish scales). A caveman wouldn't know any better, he wouldn't know what the hell a contact lens was, so he would probably describe as something he knew of...like fish scales.

There is more to human history than what you are told in books. UFOs are real, I have seen them; and evidence points to them being around for thousands of years!

I can't prove anything, I wish I could, I can only tell you things and have you listen.

"Aliens" have been around humans probably from the very beginning, and probably had a hand in our creation. I am sure that they would be millions of years ahead of us in technology, and probably have genetics mastered. They would probably be able to travel in time, as well as into other dimensions.

We are just starting to have an understanding of this stuff!
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CreepersWiener wrote:
2dimes wrote:
They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.


Book of Matthew? I do remember that one, it is very good as well.



WRONG!


THE CUBE GOD WAS THE FIRST TO SAY THIS.


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This, then, is how you should pray:

‘Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one.’
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