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woo hoo.. beat our points leader in our group in our 1vs1

Fuzzy316 wrote:woo hoo.. beat our points leader in our group in our 1vs1

Very nice: now with 4 points, you'll still have to win that Assassin game to advance though...will be close

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Thanks for letting me know, and good job securing those vital 2 points!

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[player]9286180[/player]

grady over reptile in a really good back/forth game

gradybridges wrote:[player]9286180[/player]

grady over reptile in a really good back/forth game

Thanks for letting me know!

Standings Updated for ALL groups. Random Group A, Round 3 underway!

The Doodle Earth Group B has finished play:

• Mr. Hat ([player]jasoncedarblom[/player]) wins the group--11 points.
• Ms. Choksondik ([player]HairyP[/player]) advances in second place--8 points.
• Biggie Smalls ([player]ultraman[/player]) squeezes through after the Assassin victory--7 points.

The Assassin game for USA Rockies Group A is underway!

Standings Updated.

We welcome a new South Park character, "Kanye West"!
whakamole--"Kanye West":

whakamole is taking over permanently for Streaker.



I'm beginning a new series of famous quotes, below. I will include one in each standings update. If you have any good ones, feel free to P.M. them to me:
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Ridiculously Funny South Park Quote...From Mr. Mackey



“M’kay, kids, you shouldn’t do drugs, m’kay, drugs are bad...what I’m talking about might save your life some day… Drugs are bad. You shouldn’t do drugs. If you do them, you’re bad, because drugs are bad. It’s a bad thing to do drugs, so don’t be bad by doing drugs, m’kay, that’d be bad”

Watch the hilarious scene if you haven't encountered it already, in Season 2, Episode 4: "Ike's Wee Wee"

At the top of page 1, you can keep track of all the Ridiculously Funny South Park Quotes.

Standings Updated.


Round 4 underway for Random Group A.
Round 5 underway for Random Group B.

And the Underpants Gnomes are in the spotlight in our next South Park moment. Click on the link to check it out!

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Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...From the Underpants Gnomes



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiSI6OdqvA


Stan: I don't get it.

Underpants Gnome: You see, Phase 1: Collect Underpants. Phase 2:??? Phase 3: Profit

Cartman: Oh, I get it!

Stan: No you don't fat-ass!



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Anthrax821 wrote:Game 9318683 Round 5 anthrax821 win

Thanks for letting me know, and sorry about the delay. USA Rockies Group A has finished play, and the results are out!

[spoiler=USA Rockies A Final Standings Board][/spoiler]

-Santa ([player]safariguy[/player]) blows nearly all competition out of the water, performing nearly perfectly--18 points out of 20 points.
-Turd Sandwich ([player]friesuschrist[/player]) and his strong 1v1 performance secures him second place--8 points.
-Saddam Hussein ([player]bertbum[/player]), to the dismay of freedom around the world ( ), secures the final spot with 6 points

In USA Rockies Group B, [player]Gold Knight[/player] and [player]Evolution299[/player] shall play a 1v1 tie-breaker match, as the Tie-Breaker System states:

In the event that 2 players have the same number of points, then the 2 players will fight in a 1v1 Tiebreaker Match on the map of the path they chose, with the Universal Settings. The winner of the tiebreaker game is ranked higher than the loser of the game.

Random Group A: Round 5 has been created.
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Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...The Chewbacca Defense



Chef, one of the kids' greatest role models, sues a big-time record company for stealing a song that he wrote years before, "Stinky Britches". The rich corporation hires lawyer Jonny Cochram who, despite Chef's apparent clear-cut evidence and the great support from the South Park community, convinces the jury to side with the record company through his infamous "Chewbacca Defense", in which he utterly distracts the jury through a confusing story about a fictional creature on another planet. The episode mocks the O.J. Simpson trial and the controversies of the U.S. courts. Check out the clip below, the quotes are below!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... ca-defense

[spoiler=Quotes]Cochran
...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski
Dammit! ... He's using the Chewbacca defense!
Cochran
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.[2][/spoiler]

It Does Not Make Sense!
Standings Updated.

Reptile/Jennifer Lopez wins the final assasin game in the Random Group.!!!!

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reptile wrote:Reptile/Jennifer Lopez wins the final assasin game in the Random Group.!!!!

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Well-done! And for the results in your group:

Random Group B: Final Standings Result

• "Jennifer Lopez" ([player]reptile[/player]) triumphs with 11 points after her victory in the final Assassin game and 3 1v1 wins!
• Terrance's ([player]zombie23[/player]'s) Standard game victory and two 1v1 victories secure him 9 points and second place in the group
• Cartman ([player]Copernicus[/player]) and his dirty mouth advances to the next stage after 4 of 5 1v1 victories, resulting in 8 points.

Standings Updated.

Now, we only have 1 game left in this stage: the assassin game for Random Group A. After that, we'll begin stage 2 for the remaining 18 players!

Presenting another...
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Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...Boring Baseball



The South Park children are bored to death with America's national pastime, the great game of baseball! Baseball is indeed a very exciting sport, but it does have much downtime, as players sit around waiting their turn to bat or waiting for the ball to be hit to them. The South Park episode, Season 9 Episode 5, captures the great and sometimes obsessive passion for baseball. Indeed, Randy Marsh gets in a fight with an opposing team's parent, and everyone thinks the kids actually enjoy the game. Click on the link below to see the video.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... e-baseball [/spoiler]

HAHA

In Random Group A, jigger1986 and Seamus76 shall play a 1v1 tie-breaker match, as the Tie-Breaker System states. They both have 8 points after the Assassin game:

In the event that 2 players have the same number of points, then the 2 players will fight in a 1v1 Tiebreaker Match on the map of the path they chose, with the Universal Settings. The winner of the tiebreaker game is ranked higher than the loser of the game.

Once this last tie-breaker game finishes, we will finally begin Stage II. Thank you for your patience.

Currently working on getting another South Park moment up.

Stage II is underway for all players who were among the top 3 in their group! The Standard game for each group has been created and invites have been sent.

Here are the 18 characters that advanced:

reptile--"Jennifer Lopez"
Gold Knight--1989 Denver Broncos
tennischamp5--Moses
ultraman--Biggie Smalls
zombie23--Terrance
ViperOverLord--Al Gore (ManBearPig)
HairyP--Ms. Choksondik
jasoncederblom--Mr. Hat
Copernicus--Cartman
jigger1986--Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda
JustJester--Sergeant Tuong Lu Kim
xman5151--Kenny
billclinton13--Mr. Slave
uk massive--Timmy
Anthrax821--Ned Gerblansky
friesuschrist--Turd Sandwichsafariguy5--Santa
bertbum--Saddam Hussein

hey james...did you rig the dice on this one?....jesus man, 2 kill attempts in a row for rolling spoils and probably the map i got dice fucked lol.....so goes the CC....

Anthrax821 wrote:hey james...did you rig the dice on this one?....jesus man, 2 kill attempts in a row for rolling spoils and probably the map i got dice fucked lol.....so goes the CC....

Haha , I have noticed a lot of players complaining about dice in my tournaments, but I suppose it's like that in every game. I have seem some epic complaints in all my tournament games, since after all I do check ALL the game chats in every tournament game.

Rest assured knowing that CC does not grant me any privileges whatsoever with regard to dice. I merely come up with an idea and create games.

just ball busting man. thanks for hosting

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