Conquer Club

Dean Martin: I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up .

M-O-O-N : That spells Pat Boone

M-O-O-N : That spells Pat Boone

Old Man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, I'm gonna kick ya 'til you're dead.

Rose, Moonstruck (1987)

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you

-Kurt Cobain

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Robert Anton Wilson

George Taylor: I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.

Planet of the Apes

Ian Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."

Dr. Ellie Sattler: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..."


Jurassic Park

mandyb wrote:Ian Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."

Dr. Ellie Sattler: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..."


Jurassic Park

Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx

I can tolerate most men, but I draw the line when they try to be clever.
That's just going too far.

mandyb

George Jung: The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.

Blow (2001)

Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

Reefer Madness

Bald man on porch: Oh, youth is wasted on the wrong people!

--It's a Wonderful Life

Lola Fandango: Oh, I've seen the seamy side of life, my little one. It hasn't all been beer and roses by a long shot.

Where the Boys Are

Sugar Kane: I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

--Some Like it Hot

Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Preacher with a rifle: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
-- "War Stories", Firefly

Mr. Lebowski: What in god's holy name are you blathering about?!

--The Big Lebowski

Jason Nesmith: Hi! What's up with her, doesn't she talk?
Quellek: Her translator is broken.
Laliari: Yalalalala!

Galaxy Quest

Hudson: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

--Aliens

Maria: [singing] Silver white winters that melt into springs, these are a few of my favorite things

The Sound of Music

Here's a little song you can all join in with
It's very simple and I hope its you.
Make your own words up if you want to -
Any old words that you think will do.

)no idea where that came from - it just popped into my head from deep memory.

You splatter Hunk all over the common room. The patrons shriek in horror and run out of the inn, occasionally slipping in the blood and entrails. You're now alone in a room that looks like a vat of beef Stroganoff exploded.

Simon: What happens if they board us?
Zoë: They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Serenity (2005)

Marwood: Please! I don't feel good.
Withnail: That's what you'd say but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No! He'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. "I'm going to pull you head off". "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off". "I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head!"

--Withnail and I (1987)

Hotlips O'Houlihan: This isn't a hospital. It's an insane asylum. And it's your fault.

MASH