Conquer Club

btownmeggy wrote:My friends J & B sent me some photos of when they were visiting last month.

So, two new photos of me!

Waiting in a long, long line at the post office.

nice shoes

nagerous wrote:

JAMIE OLIVER!

Skittles! wrote:

nagerous wrote:

JAMIE OLIVER!

ive started calling him jamie. when i go over to england next year ima give him shit about it

gethine wrote:was the answer "salacious crumb"?

Yes!!

ignotus wrote:Romulan Ale!

No!!

heavycola wrote:nice shoes

Yes!! Thank you!!

Heres a recent picture of me serving up some food in the kitchen:

nagerous wrote:Heres a recent picture of me serving up some food in the kitchen:

i don't see the resemblance. this picture of nagerous doesn't look anything like jamie oliver.

gethine wrote:

nagerous wrote:Heres a recent picture of me serving up some food in the kitchen:

i don't see the resemblance. this picture of nagerous doesn't look anything like jamie oliver.

If he doesn't look like Jamie Oliver, he looks like Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit)

You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

Are you sure thats not just a really small women?

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

diddle wrote:

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

Are you sure thats not just a really small women?

or his lunch? that is not a dog, it is a shaved bear surely.

gethine wrote:

diddle wrote:

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

Are you sure thats not just a really small women?

or his lunch? that is not a dog, it is a shaved bear surely.

I have a bear hanging in my living room. My bear is actually smaller.

Skittles! wrote:

gethine wrote:

nagerous wrote:Heres a recent picture of me serving up some food in the kitchen:

i don't see the resemblance. this picture of nagerous doesn't look anything like jamie oliver.

If he doesn't look like Jamie Oliver, he looks like Wallace (from Wallace and Gromit)

Actually, what my albanian flatmate said to me when he first met me was: "You look like that guy who tried to kill himself."

I was like "What" but apparently he was referring to Owen Wilson, who I didn't actually know had tried to kill himself.

nagerous wrote:
Actually, what my albanian flatmate said to me when he first met me was: "You look like that guy who tried to kill himself."

I was like "What" but apparently he was referring to Owen Wilson, who I didn't actually know had tried to kill himself.

Is your nose all screwed up? I can't tell from the picture.

Oewn Wilson has a cock nose.

gethine wrote:

diddle wrote:

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

Are you sure thats not just a really small women?

or his lunch? that is not a dog, it is a shaved bear surely.

Imagine the size of its shits. It could keep a french pavement in business all by itself.

jnd94 wrote:Oewn Wilson has a cock nose.

Amazingly, me and a friend were talking about him today :/

ive scene alot of nag's pics. he does look a lil bit like jamie....but yer

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul
But I love all your little dark holes...

Ha!.


I don't usually wear a vest under my shirt when im at a club, but it was FOOKING cold and i dident want to bring a top, so i opted for a nice vest, turns out was pretty comfortable. Umm yeah i aint trying to kiss that kid, but i guess i look kinda gay and weird and OMG thats what i get for getting fucking hammered in town.






WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heavycola wrote:

gethine wrote:

diddle wrote:

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

Are you sure thats not just a really small women?

or his lunch? that is not a dog, it is a shaved bear surely.

Imagine the size of its shits. It could keep a french pavement in business all by itself.

Hate to find out what he eats...
Small children

Posted this elsewhere but here it is again....

Here is a pic of me, quite drunk, on the arm of my couch, very close to falling

glide wrote:You guys remember the picture I posted of my buddy's English Mastiff Brennus? He's still busy growing, but here's a pic of what he is headed for:

That's no dog, that's the "Beast!" He eats all of the baseballs that go into his yard! One kid once went in there, but he never ever came out.

some pics i took at work the other day.




from my office window

That. Is. Not. Fair.