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Conquer Club • DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE? - Page 27
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Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:16 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Well I'm king of the Pleasant Chaps, and not king of the Nanny-State (I believe that's XenHu). As such the two entities clearly have nothing to do with one another.

Also, the Pleasant Chaps have Norse in. Ergo, I win. QED FTW.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:26 pm
by DAZMCFC
Dancing Mustard wrote:Well I'm king of the Pleasant Chaps, and not king of the Nanny-State (I believe that's XenHu). As such the two entities clearly have nothing to do with one another.

Also, the Pleasant Chaps have Norse in. Ergo, I win. QED FTW.



King, i wouldn't go that far DM. i'm loyal to only one Royal.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:43 pm
by Heavycolon
daddy1gringo wrote:
I suspected as much, but thanks for the respect of saying so openly anyway.

For the record, let me clarify what I said earlier. Actually, if it were my website, I would not have banned you for your racist tirades; everyone is entitled to their opinion. However, whatever standard of decency in speech I did insist on, I'm afraid I would have to do as the CC mods did if you continued flouting them and defied warnings as you did with them. I would have to maintain an environment that I considered safe for players of any age, if that was my intention in creating the website. Sorry, chap.

I actually enjoyed the "I Confess: I'm Straight" thread. That, I think, was a work of real wit. Most of the rest of the time that I saw, though, you just substituted vulgarity for wit. That is sure to impress the 6-year-olds of all ages who are your loyal fans, but for those who know that there is a difference between vulgarity and wit, of whom I choose to believe you are one, it's just taking the easy way out.

Your brash spirit, channelled in some constructive direction, could be beneficial to the world. I'm praying for you.


Fair enough.

I can't say that I regret in any way what was said during that game, since it was pretty harmless whichever way you look at it, but I can understand that maybe some yanks are a little touchy about these kind of things.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:46 pm
by Snorri1234
Heavycolon wrote:Fair enough.

I can't say that I regret in any way what was said during that game, since it was pretty harmless whichever way you look at it, but I can understand that maybe some yanks are a little touchy about these kind of things.


Could've been more witty though. The S.xkitten games were far better. :lol:

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:47 pm
by Dancing Mustard
DAZMCFC wrote:i'm loyal to only one Royal.
Don't copy that floppy.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:51 pm
by Heavycolon
Dancing Mustard wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:i'm loyal to only one Royal.
Don't copy that floppy.


Though, it is better than being a feinian bastard, I suppose.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:51 pm
by Heavycolon
Nice new avvy BTW mustard.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:51 pm
by Heavycolon
Does anyone have any knee pads?

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:53 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Heavycolon wrote:Nice new avvy BTW mustard.
Thank you.
Nice username by the way, mysterious stranger who should definitely not be scanned for multi abuse, it's simple but effective.

Did I mention that I'm informed my next ban is a perma?

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:58 pm
by Heavycolon
Dancing Mustard wrote:
Heavycolon wrote:Nice new avvy BTW mustard.
Thank you.
Nice username by the way, mysterious stranger who should definitely not be scanned for multi abuse, it's simple but effective.

Did I mention that I'm informed my next ban is a perma?


Oh shit!

Have you been thread-jacking again? Or maybe posted a thread in the wrong place? Or maybe something trivial, like sending the incorrect e-ticket to the wrong mod?

I tried to keep up with these rules, but they seem to be a work in progress...ie modified whenever it suits a mod who has just been dissed.

What are you going to do about it? Are you scared?

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:09 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Heavycolon wrote:What are you going to do about it? Are you scared?

Absolutely nothing; and not in the slightest.
I'm not changing my posting habits for anybody or their silly little ego-protecting rules; dying standing rather than living on my knees, etc etc.


Also, playing the multi-game looks kind of fun...

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:14 pm
by Heavycolon
Dancing Mustard wrote: dying standing rather than living on my knees, etc etc.


Bugger me! You have got a che guevara poster in your room! :lol:

Actually, I think aeschylus first said it....so which are you? Greek or argentinian?

Also, playing the multi-game looks kind of fun...


Can be a pain in the arse, sometimes the CC server doesnt like sending out activation links, though I suppose it would unleash a new 2-some of cyber menace.

Whatever happens, we're going to be famous.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:17 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Did you see the song DaGip put on youtube in anticipation of the event? It was good stuff...

Also, is it wrong that I've already got a short list of multi-names in my head that I'm keen to get using?

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:23 pm
by Heavycolon
I reckon it will be best for ya to keep a-hold of the reverent DM ID on this site for as long as you can...for convenience sake...but if you make multi's, they will take away your esteemed playing account..which would be a nuisance if you still want to play.

But no, it is good to have a contingency, i'm sure you will have many hilarious psuedonyms and personalities for us to chuckle at.

Dagip did a bloody good job with the harmonica and guitar, though it was a tad repetitve...he's got a good singing voice though.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:31 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Yeah, I'll be sad to see it go, and I'm not trying to get banned or anything. But I realise that all good things must come to an end, and that end is looming large.
A change of pace might be good for me anyway, the guerilla lifestyle would force me to switch and freshen up my posting habits. It could be just the new breath of life I need; restrictions breed creativitiy and all that.
On the other hand I haven't actually played a game of Risk on here for months now... so the loss of a playing account wouldn't be too major for me really...

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:42 pm
by Heavycolon
If you're going to go out, go out with style!

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:57 pm
by V.I.
Norsey-Boy, for your next clone might I suggest "Firth4Never."

Does this site have a way to actually permaban you? It's seems the Prod-Squad should just give up the ghost already.

Also, "V.D." seems obvious.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:07 pm
by Heavycolon
V.I. wrote:Norsey-Boy, for your next clone might I suggest "Firth4Never."

Does this site have a way to actually permaban you? It's seems the Prod-Squad should just give up the ghost already.

Also, "V.D." seems obvious.


Hehe...I like 'em. Not seen you post much lately, old boy...hopefully the back is still strong, so to speak.

No, currently it doesn't seem as though they can perma-ban me, although I'm sure there would be a way. However, I have a theory that they do not wish to do so.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:42 am
by chaosfactor
If I was to write out a list of all the Companies that have fired me, Pubs that have barred me, Clubs that have thrown me down the stairs, Brawls I could of avoided, it would be on course to challenge 'The Longest Thread'.
Henceforth on that note, If your gonna start laying down a trail of Multi's, start by doing it now, in six months time, once your multi has several games under his belt and a healthy time span, it looks all sooo much more convincing, te he.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:05 am
by khazalid
my phoenix-from-the-flames multi will definitely be 'souse'. i'm on one more strike too but i've been such a good boy of late that maybe they'll just let me off with a brief paddling.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:23 am
by suggs
who the f*ck are you cunts bring back norse

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:00 am
by Dancing Mustard
khazalid wrote:i'm on one more strike too

How did that happen?

Also, stop making me like you (in a non-gay way).

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:34 pm
by DAZMCFC
khazalid wrote:my phoenix-from-the-flames multi will definitely be 'souse'. i'm on one more strike too but i've been such a good boy of late that maybe they'll just let me off with a brief paddling.



Khaz, how the f*ck are you close to a ban?

did you stick it in the wrong hole?

wicked wanted it up her arse and you stuck it in her ear. must be her accent or your sheep shagging Aberdeen accent. :D


FREE NORSE and all who sail with him.

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:30 pm
by chaosfactor
Whats the low down on this???

I think I might have a couple of Multi accounts, but I am so Pissed up half the time I cannot remember.
If I could, I would, But I cannot remember their names and passwords?

Or, 'Oh look!' 'I have got a load of Multi's'!', 'Jeez, howwdahappen?' 'Prove me otherwise because my memory fails me...' ?????
Bloody Dope, loss of short term....

Re: NORSE (merged topics)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:37 pm
by wicked
*hands chaos a joint* yuh huh