Conquer Club

fridge?

...when you skip a scheduled item in your day to perform an amazing spoils cash in so you can sweep across the board.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:...when you skip a scheduled item in your day to perform an amazing spoils cash in so you can sweep across the board.


--Andy

Which game?

Show me, show me!!

when you lie to your girlfriend that you're busy with family, and potentially lose out on having a little 'action'.

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get upset about going to a birthday party because you know you're going to be gone the whole day and will probably end up missing all your turns.

When you go away for the weekend and THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING you need to take is your mobile broadband USB stick so you can play CC while your away.

When you feign sickness so you don't have to go on a weekend trip so you won't db you games.

Didn't work though.

When you see a red question mark and think "premium noob?!"

...When you start seeing the CC stars upon thumping your noggin.


--Andy

You lose a roll, immediately play a recording of the national anthem and march around your room crying for the lives of the men that you lost defending your blue nation

Lucarilover240 wrote:You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you get upset about going to a birthday party because you know you're going to be gone the whole day and will probably end up missing all your turns.

Please tell me you skipped the birthday party.

When you say to your spouse... "Not tonight babe, I have a six player speed game going on W 2.1."

sailorseal wrote:You lose a roll, immediately play a recording of the national anthem and march around your room crying for the lives of the men that you lost defending your blue nation

been there

when you are playing Sorry! and get confused for a second because you understand teh bonuses
true story
happened 5 mins ago

When you see a thread on a forum at another site titled, "Dinosaur Jr. - Farm", and immediately think, "Awesome username. Stupid cheater."

When you can take your turn without the map even loading because you know exactly where attacking Rothko from Kline is.

(True Story)

...When you see a Ninja Turtle and are reminded about Conquer Club.


--Andy

Ok, today I was on this website. As I went to log out in my mind I thought "end assaults". : ) No lie.

sailorseal wrote:You lose a roll, immediately play a recording of the national anthem and march around your room crying for the lives of the men that you lost defending your blue nation

I would play "taps" instead, but yeah.

When Jeff Foxworthy-like humor somehow pertains to CC instead of rednecks.

you go on a job, the secretary behind the desk pulls out the map of the grounds and shows you where you can park
to unload your gear... "you can park behind this building or adjacent to it. so, that means you can park here, here, here and here." in your mind you think, "this woman has no idea what adjacent means, there is no way i could fortify from parking block A to parking block D on the opposite side of the bldg on a CC map"...-0

you skip a perfextly good party to play c.c. that you will be board the hole time becuase you hate speed games and your 7 tournaments you are hosting are to slow for your liking

When you have more post in forum then actual games you've played

thelastpatriot wrote:When you have more post in forum then actual games you've played

Nice one!


When part of your birthing check-list is "let tourney directors know I'll be gone".

When you're pissed off someone starts a different thread instead of bumping your exact one.

Mods could you merge the old one and this one?

edit: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=16087&p=355494&hilit=+conquer+club+too+much#p355494 here is the old one