HOT + SEXY + nsfw

[Gillipig]

Also, Community has been canceled. In memoriam:




--Andy

I'd like to check her blood pressure......for purely medical reasons of course.

[AndyDufresne]

Sexologists, trainers, and pornstars create sexercises to boost stamina


--Andy

[mrswdk]

Finally, a white girl who doesn't have a fugly fat ass. More like that pleez.

[notyou2]

Also, Community has been canceled. In memoriam:




--Andy

I'd like to check her blood pressure......for purely medical reasons of course.

She's waaaaay too thin for you Gilli

[Gillipig]

Also, Community has been canceled. In memoriam:




--Andy

I'd like to check her blood pressure......for purely medical reasons of course.

She's waaaaay too thin for you Gilli

She may be thin now but I could change that. Before long those titties would hang down to her thighs!

[Sackett58]

Sexologists, trainers, and pornstars create sexercises to boost stamina


--Andy

Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

[Jmac1026]

Sexologists, trainers, and pornstars create sexercises to boost stamina


--Andy

Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

[Gillipig]

Sexologists, trainers, and pornstars create sexercises to boost stamina


--Andy

Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

He said another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged his sexlife with 120 seconds, perhaps even 180 seconds, what we are missing however is the base value, how long did Sackett last before he met Andy? It's not easy doing math with insufficient information, but let's say that the lowest the base value can possibly be is 30 seconds. If Andy has prolonged his endurance with at least 120 seconds which we know for a fact as Sackett specifically stated that he had prolonged it with another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged Sackett's sexlife with 60 seconds * 2, then the shortest amout of time we can expect Sackett to last is 2,5 minutes, your guess of 1,5 minutes is therefore not possible and I'm going to have to fail you on this exercise, but not only was your guess unreasonable, with the information we have we can deduce that it is also not possible:
If your guess was true he'd have to be done having sex 30 seconds before he started having sex, as we know Andy has prolonged his sexlife with at least 120 seconds. Jmac, I have no choice but to give you an f.

[2dimes]

No, he might have lasted only one second before the training paid off by adding sixty more. Or the sixty seconds added could be made up of several fapping sessions to the gif.

[Sackett58]

Holy Crap!! Like I have a stopwatch on my headboard of my bed. Wait. I didn't see any arm curl exercises for the flapping part.

[Jmac1026]

Sexologists, trainers, and pornstars create sexercises to boost stamina


--Andy

Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

He said another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged his sexlife with 120 seconds, perhaps even 180 seconds, what we are missing however is the base value, how long did Sackett last before he met Andy? It's not easy doing math with insufficient information, but let's say that the lowest the base value can possibly be is 30 seconds. If Andy has prolonged his endurance with at least 120 seconds which we know for a fact as Sackett specifically stated that he had prolonged it with another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged Sackett's sexlife with 60 seconds * 2, then the shortest amout of time we can expect Sackett to last is 2,5 minutes, your guess of 1,5 minutes is therefore not possible and I'm going to have to fail you on this exercise, but not only was your guess unreasonable, with the information we have we can deduce that it is also not possible:
If your guess was true he'd have to be done having sex 30 seconds before he started having sex, as we know Andy has prolonged his sexlife with at least 120 seconds. Jmac, I have no choice but to give you an f.

But I studied really hard for this test. If my mom finds out, she'd kill me. Can't you at least give me a C? I can make it worth your while. I'm good for at least 70 seconds longer than Sackett!

[Gillipig]

Sexologists, trainers, and pornstars create sexercises to boost stamina


--Andy

Thank you Andy for adding another 60 seconds to my sex life.

A minute and a half is pretty good, dude!

He said another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged his sexlife with 120 seconds, perhaps even 180 seconds, what we are missing however is the base value, how long did Sackett last before he met Andy? It's not easy doing math with insufficient information, but let's say that the lowest the base value can possibly be is 30 seconds. If Andy has prolonged his endurance with at least 120 seconds which we know for a fact as Sackett specifically stated that he had prolonged it with another 60 seconds, meaning Andy has at least prolonged Sackett's sexlife with 60 seconds * 2, then the shortest amout of time we can expect Sackett to last is 2,5 minutes, your guess of 1,5 minutes is therefore not possible and I'm going to have to fail you on this exercise, but not only was your guess unreasonable, with the information we have we can deduce that it is also not possible:
If your guess was true he'd have to be done having sex 30 seconds before he started having sex, as we know Andy has prolonged his sexlife with at least 120 seconds. Jmac, I have no choice but to give you an f.

But I studied really hard for this test. If my mom finds out, she'd kill me. Can't you at least give me a C? I can make it worth your while. I'm good for at least 70 seconds longer than Sackett!

Maybe I can speak to your mom in private, and we can get our privates out. You'd be welcome to us join of course.

[mrswdk]

[Sackett58]

Must be the fall style outfits for Packer fans at Lambeau Field.

[jonesthecurl]

She's bigger on the inside.

[nietzsche]

[Gillipig]

Oh Nietzsche I love it when you dye your hair blonde.

[mrswdk]

Can we post clips from A Serbian Film in this thread?

[betiko]

Can we post clips from A Serbian Film in this thread?

yes, wonder which would fit best. the rape of the pregnant lady just before he rapes the baby's mouth and smashes him to a wall, or the end scene where the guy is fucking with another couple next to him, then they remove the masks of the couple.... first his brother as the man..... then he realises the woman is his wife.... and when they remove the "woman" he thought he was fucking, well it was his 10 year old son! super lol super sexy!!

that movie was sponsored by the serbian ministry of culture.... no shit!

[Dukasaur]

I always knew Serbia was strange.

[AndyDufresne]

I always knew Serbia was strange.

I always knew qwert was strange.


--Andy

[sempaispellcheck]

I always knew Serbia was strange.

I always wondered why he drinks so much.

sempai

[jonesthecurl]

Bollocks.

[Serbia]

Bollocks.

QFT

Bollocks.

[muy_thaiguy]

Thanks for that. Had to look up "A Serbian Film" on wiki. Yeah, that's fucked up. Not messed up, but fucked up.