Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:53 pm
by Quirk
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:59 pm
by 2dimes
Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm just as funny as autoload with half the calories!
You won the internets this year. Hit the showers everyone. See you in 2012 if the world doesn't end.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:08 pm
by strike wolf
2dimes wrote:
Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm just as funny as autoload with half the calories!
You won the internets this year. Hit the showers everyone. See you in 2012 if the world doesn't end.
well even if the 2012 conspiracy is correct, the world wouldn't end until after the Baseball season is over...though right in the middle of the NBA, NHL and NFL seasons.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:13 pm
by Army of GOD
Do you think auto hasn't been on here because he's building his End of the World shelter?
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:18 pm
by 2dimes
No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.
Re:
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:27 pm
by Army of GOD
2dimes wrote:No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.
Well, he also needed to make a strong enough lock to keep target out.
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:29 pm
by 2dimes
Army of GOD wrote:
2dimes wrote:No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.
Well, he also needed to make a strong enough lock to keep target out.
I think he just gave him the wrong address.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:32 am
by Victor Sullivan
I feel like I shout dress up as luns for Christmas, too.
-Sully
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:05 pm
by Quirk
BPotW
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:58 pm
by strike wolf
A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.
well...I think you can see where this one is going.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:12 pm
by pancakemix
strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.
well...I think you can see where this one is going.
How am I doing?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:24 pm
by jonesthecurl
pancakemix wrote:
strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.
well...I think you can see where this one is going.
How am I doing?
I'm not eating that squirrel.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:26 pm
by Army of GOD
target would eat that squirrel for 10 bucks.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:30 pm
by jonesthecurl
...and make love to it for $1.23.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:07 am
by Aradhus
pancakemix wrote:
strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.
well...I think you can see where this one is going.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:19 am
by AndyDufresne
The squirrel turns into a woman? That's a nice magic trick.
**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas, and a bowl for someone to put their nuts in**
--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:42 pm
by Victor Sullivan
**Nudges the monkey that forgot to endorse a certain image.**
-Sully
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:06 pm
by strike wolf
Listen up class. This is your homework assignment for the night. Translate all the imagery in this video.
Warning: Some of the imagery may be a bit graphic.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:13 pm
by 2dimes
What sauce do the serve on squirrel at that establishment?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:03 am
by Army of GOD
Hilarious response to Jeopardy question I saw today, also, if you press 0 repeatedly, it sounds like he's saying "group sex": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFDvg6122Ls
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW