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Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm just as funny as autoload with half the calories!


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2dimes wrote:
Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm just as funny as autoload with half the calories!


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You won the internets this year. Hit the showers everyone. See you in 2012 if the world doesn't end.


well even if the 2012 conspiracy is correct, the world wouldn't end until after the Baseball season is over...though right in the middle of the NBA, NHL and NFL seasons.
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Do you think auto hasn't been on here because he's building his End of the World shelter?
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No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.
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2dimes wrote:No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.


Well, he also needed to make a strong enough lock to keep target out.
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Army of GOD wrote:
2dimes wrote:No that did not take him long. It's the arduous task of stocking it with women to repopulate with.


Well, he also needed to make a strong enough lock to keep target out.

I think he just gave him the wrong address.
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I feel like I shout dress up as luns for Christmas, too.

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BPotW

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A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.
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strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.


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pancakemix wrote:
strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.


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I'm not eating that squirrel.
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target would eat that squirrel for 10 bucks.
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...and make love to it for $1.23.
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pancakemix wrote:
strike wolf wrote:A pig and a squirrel walk into a bar.

well...I think you can see where this one is going.


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The squirrel turns into a woman? That's a nice magic trick.

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**Nudges the monkey that forgot to endorse a certain image.**

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Listen up class. This is your homework assignment for the night. Translate all the imagery in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJ ... ure=relmfu

Warning: Some of the imagery may be a bit graphic.
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What sauce do the serve on squirrel at that establishment?
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Hilarious response to Jeopardy question I saw today, also, if you press 0 repeatedly, it sounds like he's saying "group sex": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFDvg6122Ls
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Lets get back to some NSFW. Here is a story about Queen Victoria's underpants being sold auction. Photo included.

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Why did I click on the picture when I already knew what it would be?

Also none of you completed the homework but since the real test was to see if you could stand up to me you all pass.
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strike wolf wrote:Why did I click on the picture when I already knew what it would be?

Also none of you completed the homework but since the real test was to see if you could stand up to me you all pass.

:lol:

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They look comfy. What's the bidding up to?
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