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targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:11 pm

well i am half human half nuclear squirrel i would say one more and i will be full on nuclear squirrel.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:18 pm

strike wolf wrote:I've had two glasses of crown and three glasses of Jamesons. Am I drunk?

I should note this was over the course of about three hours or so. No need for a police alert about alcohol poisoning.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:I just realized that 3967 (the current page number) is prime. How 'bout that.

-rd

well its about prime time some one said that.

Why am I the TARGET of this MAN'S horrible puns?

-rd

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:52 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:I just realized that 3967 (the current page number) is prime. How 'bout that.

-rd

well its about prime time some one said that.

Why am I the TARGET of this MAN'S horrible puns?

-rd

nice one, rds.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:15 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:I just realized that 3967 (the current page number) is prime. How 'bout that.

-rd

well its about prime time some one said that.

Why am I the TARGET of this MAN'S horrible puns?

-rd

Did some one call the HUNs? For if they did i herd there Target was Prime for the Real Deal

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:42 am

I think targets ignoring my posts.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:28 am

strike wolf wrote:I think targets ignoring my posts.

I don't blame him :-^

-rd

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:55 am

Neither do I. I ignore my posts too.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:48 am

I would never ignore you post. But i called the cops right away after you told me how much to drink then they where on there way to save u. And then you said over 3 hours the rest of the night i was busy trying to convince the cops i did not do this as a joke and how to fake emergency's where never fun yada yada yada

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:55 pm

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:23 pm

Quirk wrote:

BUBBLES!!! :shock:

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:06 am

Lieutenant Lieutenant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah i am back got i have not been this high in a while now!!!!!

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:41 am

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:45 am

targetman377 wrote:i have not been this high in a while now!!!!!

I find that difficult to believe.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:19 pm

Quirk wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i have not been this high in a while now!!!!!

I find that difficult to believe.

i did not mean to say that no i am not high i gave that up!!! =D>

*target pats target on the back. Pat the target*

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:30 am

i is drunk!!!!

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:19 am

AGIAN!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:42 am

I just saw the commercial where the woman gets honored around the world for not driving buzzed...I wish I got that kind of reception every time I decide not to drink and drive. I would have a lot of receptions.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:47 am

lol are you kidding? God now a days they give kids stickers for everything. f*ck not all you mother fuckers are good. In canada there is a youth association that has a socar rule that you can't run up the score or you lose. yeah if you score to many points cause the other team sucks you lose I mean HOW DUMB IS That.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:55 am

strike wolf wrote:I just saw the commercial where the woman gets honored around the world for not driving buzzed...I wish I got that kind of reception every time I decide not to drink and drive. I would have a lot of receptions.

If you report back to this topic every time you do not drink and drive / buzz and drive, I will give you a reception and a banana.

**Munches on a banana. Crafts dozens of trophies made out of bananas.**

--Andy

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:03 pm

So since i have never drank and drive do i get 6725 bananas. So WORD PROBLEM!!!! if an average banana weighs 120 grams. and the Price of bananas is .40 a pound how much would it cost for Andy to buy me one banana for each on of my posts?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:28 pm

It would cost him 6725 bananas. there problem solved.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:36 pm

strike wolf wrote:It would cost him 6725 bananas. there problem solved.

cheater

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:33 pm

Username:
targetman377
Rank:
Lieutenant Lieutenant
Score:
1776

1776 was a very scary year for me. It was basically my miracle year after lots of losses to the British We fought back on Christmas day!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:51 am

targetman377 wrote:So since i have never drank and drive do i get 6725 bananas. So WORD PROBLEM!!!! if an average banana weighs 120 grams. and the Price of bananas is .40 a pound how much would it cost for Andy to buy me one banana for each on of my posts?

What is this topic, Math Work Sheets? **Munches on a story-problem-banana**

--Andy

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