the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:31 pm

haha, its true no glory for jesus...

Sorry Jay...

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:40 pm

this is(in my opinion) the greatest thread in the entire site and I think that those who started this thread deserve some kind of parade..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WOOT!

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:08 pm

Utafar wrote:this is(in my opinion) the greatest thread in the entire site and I think that those who started this thread deserve some kind of parade.......................................................................

I am pretty great you are right..

Even though I had nothign to do with the start of this thread..

Sir Gordalot · Post by **Sir Gordalot** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:19 pm

can i post in the longest thread?

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:21 pm

Sir Gordalot wrote:can i post in the longest thread?

No you cant... But you did so we may as well allow more from you..

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:28 pm

I think we need some useful funny posts... theres been a lot of dross lately.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:29 pm

qeee1 wrote:I think we need some useful funny posts... theres been a lot of dross lately.

where are those sketchy pedophiles when ya need em?

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:47 pm

ok stop me if you heard this one.. on a rabi a preist and a minister walk into a bar...... :roll:

..lol

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:00 pm

is that the whole joke? :roll:

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:03 pm

AK_iceman wrote:is that the whole joke?

yeah if it is it sucks...

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:04 pm

yeah thats all i know sorry....lol

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:05 pm

HighBorn wrote:yeah thats all i know sorry....lol

damn.. I'm all in suspense now...

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:07 pm

wow really that was easy... hate to see you poised over the mouse during a real time.. "clicking mouse fircely" die bastards die!!!

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:09 pm

actually I broke a mouse during a r/t game once.. I was like dammit greenland you fucker i'll kick your fucking ass.... needless to say that was on landgrab...

Sir Gordalot · Post by **Sir Gordalot** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:10 pm

two blondes walk into a store... you think one of them would have seen it

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:13 pm

Sir Gordalot wrote:two blondes walk into a store... you think one of them would have seen it

cute..

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:20 pm

rotflmao.. i have no idea why that was funny..lol

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:23 pm

KFC and the Pope
Rating:
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky
Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.

The Pope says, "What can I do?"

The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us
this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If
you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."

The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not
change the words."

So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the
Colonel panics, and calls again.

"Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll give you $50
million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give
us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"

And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church
could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support
many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and
I can't change the words."

So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales
the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If
you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our
daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100
million to the Vatican."

The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."

So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says,
"I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that
KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."

The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."

shitty joke but what you gonna do right?

Sir Gordalot · Post by **Sir Gordalot** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:30 pm

Sanders is dead show a lil respect.... jk... him that joke only made me hungry

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:08 pm

Sir Gordalot wrote:can i post in the longest thread?

Well to post in this thread u must have read pg 157. do so and u should be initialized

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:14 pm

can someone post a link to 157

morph · Post by **morph** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:21 pm

wow we are now on jokes... fast really fast...

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:57 pm

A bear and a rabbit are playing in a field.
then the bear trips ova a lamp and its dusty so he rubs it.
out pops a geny
"i'll give u both 3 wishes"
so the bear goes first and says "i wish for all the bears in the world to be girl bears"
poof it happens
rabbit- i wish i had a rabbit motorcycle
*poof*
bear- i wish all the trees in the woods are girl bears
*poof*
rabbit- i wish for a helmet for my motorcycle
*poof*
Bear- for my last wish i want all the trees in the world to be girl bears
*poof*
Now the rabbit gets his helmet on and starts his motorcycle and says "i wish the bear was gay" and zooms off.

Thats y rabbits suk

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:01 pm

sportsdd2 wrote:A bear and a rabbit are playing in a field.
then the bear trips ova a lamp and its dusty so he rubs it.
out pops a geny
"i'll give u both 3 wishes"
so the bear goes first and says "i wish for all the bears in the world to be girl bears"
poof it happens
rabbit- i wish i had a rabbit motorcycle
*poof*
bear- i wish all the trees in the woods are girl bears
*poof*
rabbit- i wish for a helmet for my motorcycle
*poof*
Bear- for my last wish i want all the trees in the world to be girl bears
*poof*
Now the rabbit gets his helmet on and starts his motorcycle and says "i wish the bear was gay" and zooms off.

Thats y rabbits suk

that rabbit is the biggest dick ever

minihaymanz · Post by **minihaymanz** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:09 pm

a bear and a rabbit are in the forest and are both taking shits
so the bear turns to the rabbit and says
"Do you mind it when the crap just goes into ur fur?"
the rabbit turns to the bear, astonished, and says
"no not really, I can't really do much about it"
so the bear picks up the rabbit by its ears and whipes his ass with it, puts it down and then walks away.

moral of the day: getting shit on sucks.