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you scrolled all the way down here to read this?
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You have just lost all credibility in my eyes
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Wait. That implies that I had credibility to begin with.

You lose all credibility for thinking I had even a nanogram of credibility.
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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
nagerous wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
nagerous wrote:targetman you surely are a charming man, please, please, please, let me get what I want
Getting what every you want leads to disappointment. There is something to be said about the gratification one gets from getting his hands dirty and working for it.
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Barbarism by definition is always other people.
I thought it meant that it was anyone that wasn't Greek?
Well, specifically it meant anyone who didn't speak Greek - those furrin languages all sounded like "bah.bah, bah" to them. Or so they say. I dunno, it's all Greek to me.
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That's because the greek only talked to sheep.
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Bah, bah, barian,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
three bags full...
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But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
I want to live and I want to Love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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That's not the next verse.
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ba ba black sheep

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One for my master and one for my dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane



How now, brown cow?
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Here's my wife's (and I assume Prince's) favorite nursery rhyme:

Grandpa dropped his glasses once
In a pot of dye,
And when he put them on again
He saw a purple sky.
Purple fires were rising up
From a purple hill,
Men were grinding purple cider
at a purple mill.

Purple Adeline was playing
With a purple doll;
Little purple dragon flies
Were crawling up the wall.
And at the supper-table
He got crazy as a loon
From eating purple apple dumplings
With a purple spoon.

-Leroy F. Jackson
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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
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1 week until Christmas!
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!
I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...
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strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!
I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...
My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!
"Eh, whatever."
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The Christmas thing feels a bit odd - we went to the UK at Thanksgiving, and clebrated an early Christmas with the kids grandparents. We had prezzies, the tree, Xmas pud, etc. It seems strange to do it all over again.
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Army of GOD wrote:Chicken butt






u scrolled all the way down here to read this?
i had to there post under yours
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Army of GOD wrote:Wait. That implies that I had credibility to begin with.

You lose all credibility for thinking I had even a nanogram of credibility.
Gabon he got you there!
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Quirk wrote:One for my master and one for my dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane



How now, brown cow?
ohhh!!! you pulled a how now, brown cow!!!! jonesy in trouble now!!!!
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!
I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...
My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!
What no way! :roll:
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i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!
I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...
My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!
And a jet plane and a casino...
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jonesthecurl wrote:The Christmas thing feels a bit odd - we went to the UK at Thanksgiving, and clebrated an early Christmas with the kids grandparents. We had prezzies, the tree, Xmas pud, etc. It seems strange to do it all over again.
It must be bizzaro world.
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strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!
I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...
My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!
And a jet plane and a casino...
I make shoes for a living! My nickname during this time of year is "Scrooge!" My favorite saying is "Bah humbug!" I take candy away from babies and break kids' toys! I steal other people's presents for myself!
"Eh, whatever."
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!
I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...
My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!
And a jet plane and a casino...
I make shoes for a living! My nickname during this time of year is "Scrooge!" My favorite saying is "Bah humbug!" I take candy away from babies and break kids' toys! I steal other people's presents for myself!
And air jordan's
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targetman377 wrote:i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!
"last final" is surely a tautology!
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