You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Stroop]

...whenever you need to type a password, you type your password to CC.

[whitestazn88]

...when you're the last person to post in like 8 straight threads

[azezzo]

When you should be asleep, and you don't even feel like playing anymore but you know you only need 99 more ud's for the ass medal. Then you can go back to normal games and get your stinking rank back.

When you know you need to get home early incase its your turn in a triples game.

When you actually have to think about whether you would rather get laid or have a few hours to play a some speed games.

yup

yup

yup

[Mr Changsha]

When you should be asleep, and you don't even feel like playing anymore but you know you only need 99 more ud's for the ass medal. Then you can go back to normal games and get your stinking rank back.

When you know you need to get home early incase its your turn in a triples game.

When you actually have to think about whether you would rather get laid or have a few hours to play a some speed games.

yup

yup

yup

I lack the imagination

Oh, I definitely do that one. Though with doubles

My wife said "it's the speed games or a rogering" and, to be perfectly honest with you, I went for a speed rogering and have never regretted that decision.

Not once.

I think you know you've played too much CC when about 50% of the thoughts that go through your head are CC-related. That leaves 49% for girls and just 1% for the job. That just isn't healthy.

[EdwinG]

...you actually start studying history and historical battles because it might help your strategy in CC.

...you play the Classic Shapes or Classic Art maps, still refer to the territories by their original names, and everyone understands just what you mean.

[xelabale]

When you should be asleep, and you don't even feel like playing anymore but you know you only need 99 more ud's for the ass medal. Then you can go back to normal games and get your stinking rank back.

When you know you need to get home early incase its your turn in a triples game.

When you actually have to think about whether you would rather get laid or have a few hours to play a some speed games.

yup

yup

yup

I lack the imagination

Oh, I definitely do that one. Though with doubles

My wife said "it's the speed games or a rogering" and, to be perfectly honest with you, I went for a speed rogering and have never regretted that decision.

Not once.

I think you know you've played too much CC when about 50% of the thoughts that go through your head are CC-related. That leaves 49% for girls and just 1% for the job. That just isn't healthy.

You think about the job????

[Mr Changsha]

When you should be asleep, and you don't even feel like playing anymore but you know you only need 99 more ud's for the ass medal. Then you can go back to normal games and get your stinking rank back.

When you know you need to get home early incase its your turn in a triples game.

When you actually have to think about whether you would rather get laid or have a few hours to play a some speed games.

yup

yup

yup

I lack the imagination

Oh, I definitely do that one. Though with doubles

My wife said "it's the speed games or a rogering" and, to be perfectly honest with you, I went for a speed rogering and have never regretted that decision.

Not once.

I think you know you've played too much CC when about 50% of the thoughts that go through your head are CC-related. That leaves 49% for girls and just 1% for the job. That just isn't healthy.

You think about the job????

I'm sorry, you're quite right. I wanted to give everyone the impression here that I was a hardworking, upwardly mobile, thrusting young man. That simply isn't true and I apologise.

In all truth, I haven't thought about my job since 2006 when I decided to not think about my job.

[xelabale]

When you should be asleep, and you don't even feel like playing anymore but you know you only need 99 more ud's for the ass medal. Then you can go back to normal games and get your stinking rank back.

When you know you need to get home early incase its your turn in a triples game.

When you actually have to think about whether you would rather get laid or have a few hours to play a some speed games.

yup

yup

yup

I lack the imagination

Oh, I definitely do that one. Though with doubles

My wife said "it's the speed games or a rogering" and, to be perfectly honest with you, I went for a speed rogering and have never regretted that decision.

Not once.

I think you know you've played too much CC when about 50% of the thoughts that go through your head are CC-related. That leaves 49% for girls and just 1% for the job. That just isn't healthy.

You think about the job????

I'm sorry, you're quite right. I wanted to give everyone the impression here that I was a hardworking, upwardly mobile, thrusting young man. That simply isn't true and I apologise.

In all truth, I haven't thought about my job since 2006 when I decided to not think about my job.

You think about girls????

[Georgerx7di]

^^ lmao.

You know you'be been playing too much CC when you find out that you may only embed 5 threads within each other. Too bad, the above one was getting fun.

[AndyDufresne]

You know you've been playing too much CC when you've long known that you can't embed more than 5 quotes...


--Andy

[djt5483]

...you actually start studying history and historical battles because it might help your strategy in CC.

...you play the Classic Shapes or Classic Art maps, still refer to the territories by their original names, and everyone understands just what you mean.

i still do that, i dont even attempt to try and remember the new names

[bleutofu]

You start a thread like this one...

[xelabale]

when all your base are belong to us

[Timminz]

...you actually start studying history and historical battles because it might help your strategy in CC.

...you play the Classic Shapes or Classic Art maps, still refer to the territories by their original names, and everyone understands just what you mean.

i still do that, i dont even attempt to try and remember the new names

Me too.

[AndyDufresne]

...When you start to learn the locations of provinces/cities/districts from CC maps, and then apply said knowledge to Real-Life interactions. " **Reads Newspaper** Oh, Shaanxi? Yes, that borders Sichuan along with a couple of other territories."


--Andy

[JoshyBoy]

When you start referring to your friends in real life by their CC usernames...

[The Fuzzy Pengui]

When you start referring to users by their real names.

[Boss_oss_ss]

.....When you sit at your computer most of the day just clicking "My Games" every few seconds to see if its your turn yet......

[AndyDufresne]

.....When you sit at your computer most of the day just clicking "My Games" every few seconds to see if its your turn yet......

Sounds like someone should get a notifier!


--Andy

[JoshyBoy]

When you start referring to users by their real names.

I don't really use people's real names on CC even though I know a fair few. Don't ask why.

You know you've been playing to much CC when at every turn you see something that reminds you of CC. Like those fluffy dice people hang from their rear view mirrors in their cars.

[Timminz]

When you notice that your dice analyzer has logged more than three-quarters of a MILLION dice.

[Lucarilover240]

You start a thread like this one...

Why do they always post that?

[Georgerx7di]

You start a thread like this one...

Why do they always post that?

When you know that they always post that in all the "you know you've been playing too long" threads.

When you've posted in all the "you know you've been playing too long" threads.

When your late for work in the morning : )

[Lucarilover240]

You know You've been playing too much ConquerClub when more than 75% of your time on the site is spent posting in the forums, rather than actually playing the game itself.

[Lucarilover240]

You know You've been playing too much ConquerClub when you start playing at school, during classes.