the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

*gets paid for providing said cyanide.*
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
targetman377
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by targetman377 »

Army of GOD wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a banana bunch in a bowl...beneath an elaborate snare-trap.**


--Andy


*pushes target into the trap*

*grabs bananas*

*realizes that the bananas are laced with cyanide*

[lastbreath]DAMN YOU ANDY!!![/lastbreath]

X(

quickly injects aog with antidote! and saves him!
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
targetman377
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by targetman377 »

in other news i am drunk!!! yeppers just hanging with the guys
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a banana bunch in a bowl...beneath an elaborate snare-trap.**


--Andy


*pushes target into the trap*

*grabs bananas*

*realizes that the bananas are laced with cyanide*

[lastbreath]DAMN YOU ANDY!!![/lastbreath]

X(

quickly injects aog with antidote! and saves him!


*gets paid again for providing said antidote* See I work both sides of the equation double the payout.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
targetman377
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by targetman377 »

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a banana bunch in a bowl...beneath an elaborate snare-trap.**


--Andy


*pushes target into the trap*

*grabs bananas*

*realizes that the bananas are laced with cyanide*

[lastbreath]DAMN YOU ANDY!!![/lastbreath]

X(

quickly injects aog with antidote! and saves him!


*gets paid again for providing said antidote* See I work both sides of the equation double the payout.

*sinkers as i stole the money from his bank account. :lol:
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a banana bunch in a bowl...beneath an elaborate snare-trap.**


--Andy


*pushes target into the trap*

*grabs bananas*

*realizes that the bananas are laced with cyanide*

[lastbreath]DAMN YOU ANDY!!![/lastbreath]

X(

quickly injects aog with antidote! and saves him!


*gets paid again for providing said antidote* See I work both sides of the equation double the payout.

*sinkers as i stole the money from his bank account. :lol:


that's ok that was actually jonesy's account.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
jonesthecurl
Posts: 4625
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Gender: Male
Location: disused action figure warehouse
Contact:

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by jonesthecurl »

...but I'm your multi.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

jonesthecurl wrote:...but I'm your multi.


Everyone here's my multi even lack. Do you really think that borhers me?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by Army of GOD »

If that doesn't borher you, then I don't wanna know what DOES borher you!
mrswdk is a ho
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

Army of GOD wrote:If that doesn't borher you, then I don't wanna know what DOES borher you!


wow I didn't even realize I had that typo.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by Army of GOD »

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If that doesn't borher you, then I don't wanna know what DOES borher you!


wow I didn't even realize I had that typo.


target, get off strikes account!
mrswdk is a ho
User avatar
AndyDufresne
Posts: 24935
Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:22 pm
Location: A Banana Palm in Zihuatanejo
Contact:

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by AndyDufresne »

Burn the witches. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
User avatar
targetman377
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by targetman377 »

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If that doesn't borher you, then I don't wanna know what DOES borher you!


wow I didn't even realize I had that typo.


target, get off strikes account!

:-s
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
targetman377
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by targetman377 »

hello how is life with you right now!
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
User avatar
jonesthecurl
Posts: 4625
Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:42 am
Gender: Male
Location: disused action figure warehouse
Contact:

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by jonesthecurl »

I am BUZZING. First day of my intensive standup comedy course. Now I have to try to remember what I said, and type it up. I was a very funny guy.
On stage (in Manhattan) on Saturday. Be there or be elsewhere.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
User avatar
targetman377
Posts: 2223
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by targetman377 »

jonesthecurl wrote:I am BUZZING. First day of my intensive standup comedy course. Now I have to try to remember what I said, and type it up. I was a very funny guy.
On stage (in Manhattan) on Saturday. Be there or be elsewhere.

i will be the later but good luck
VOTE AUTO/TARGET in 12
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If that doesn't borher you, then I don't wanna know what DOES borher you!


wow I didn't even realize I had that typo.


target, get off strikes account!


It wasn't target it was all those days of using his account it messed up my typing ability.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

AndyDufresne wrote:Burn the witches. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy


How do we know she's a witch?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by Army of GOD »

strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Burn the witches. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy


How do we know she's a witch?


She turned me into a newt!
mrswdk is a ho
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Burn the witches. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy


How do we know she's a witch?


She turned me into a newt!


a newt?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
User avatar
Lucarilover240
Posts: 128
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:48 pm
Gender: Male
Location: The deepest, darkest corners of the internet...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by Lucarilover240 »

strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
No but something else does...

L
O
L

Bows

Arrows, too?

Complete with exploding tips

OOOOOOH!

(Fun times ensue)
Image [This signature saved as part of ancient history, dating back to 2010]
Image <- img courtesy of Zoebear1
User avatar
Lucarilover240
Posts: 128
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:48 pm
Gender: Male
Location: The deepest, darkest corners of the internet...

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by Lucarilover240 »

jonesthecurl wrote:I am BUZZING. First day of my intensive standup comedy course. Now I have to try to remember what I said, and type it up. I was a very funny guy.
On stage (in Manhattan) on Saturday. Be there or be elsewhere.

Have someone provide video footage.
Image [This signature saved as part of ancient history, dating back to 2010]
Image <- img courtesy of Zoebear1
Army of GOD
Posts: 7192
Joined: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm
Gender: Male

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by Army of GOD »

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Burn the witches. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy


How do we know she's a witch?


She turned me into a newt!


a newt?


...

I got better

...
mrswdk is a ho
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

jonesthecurl wrote:I am BUZZING. First day of my intensive standup comedy course. Now I have to try to remember what I said, and type it up. I was a very funny guy.
On stage (in Manhattan) on Saturday. Be there or be elsewhere.

I had a comedy routine once I got kicked out though when they realized that I was just there to steal their jokes
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Post by strike wolf »

Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:L
O
L

Bows

Arrows, too?

Complete with exploding tips

OOOOOOH!

(Fun times ensue)

Ever seen the rambo scene from the weird al movie?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Post Reply

Return to “Acceptable Content”