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dacey
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Post by dacey »

What until a few seconds before you're going to finish, then stop. Then start up a little while later. Do that a few times and the pay off is great, I've been told.

But, being a girl, I don't know how to prevent blue balls, but if you do this right you don't have to worry about it.


I feel like that was a little tmi...
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Chris7He wrote:
dacey wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr :D


I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?


That only happens when your looking at porn.

Ergo, don't look at porn :)


Why not? How do you make masturbation feel better?


Imagination...that's what I do.
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Post by Chris7He »

dacey wrote:What until a few seconds before you're going to finish, then stop. Then start up a little while later. Do that a few times and the pay off is great, I've been told.

But, being a girl, I don't know how to prevent blue balls, but if you do this right you don't have to worry about it.


I feel like that was a little tmi...


tmi??? WTF???

I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?

PS-I did that. I felt like I wanted to jack off more...
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Post by dacey »

Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?


Don't spend all your time watching porn and playing on conquer club, for starters.
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Post by Napoleon Ier »

dacey wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?


errrrrrrr
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Post by DaGip »

Chris7He wrote:
dacey wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr :D


I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?


That only happens when your looking at porn.

Ergo, don't look at porn :)


Why not? How do you make masturbation feel better?


Yeah! :?
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Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?

PS-I did that. I felt like I wanted to jack off more...

Er, Chris, girls don't have penises, believe it or not. You can finger a girl, and if they're extra lenient, you could shove your whole hand up there (so it does actually make it a hand job) but you see.. No, no hand jobs.

Unless you're talking about Shemales..
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Post by hecter »

Skittles! wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?

PS-I did that. I felt like I wanted to jack off more...

Er, Chris, girls don't have penises, believe it or not. You can finger a girl, and if they're extra lenient, you could shove your whole hand up there (so it does actually make it a hand job) but you see.. No, no hand jobs.

Unless you're talking about Shemales..

Those are always fun...
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Post by Heimdall »

DaGip wrote:... looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!


I've never heard of her before and i just checked her out. I have to agree with you that they are perfect. Are they real?
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Hey, can I ask the maker of this thread to add some more question marks to the title? Thanks.
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unriggable wrote:Hey, can I ask the maker of this thread to add some more question marks to the title? Thanks.
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Post by DaGip »

Heimdall wrote:
DaGip wrote:... looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!


I've never heard of her before and i just checked her out. I have to agree with you that they are perfect. Are they real?


100% real juggies! If I could post them, I would! She is so damn cute! Makes me want to...excuse me...I have to go to the bathroom. :roll:
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duday53 wrote:
unriggable wrote:Hey, can I ask the maker of this thread to add some more question marks to the title? Thanks.
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eleven just ain't enough??????????? :?
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