Conquer Club

Lucarilover240 wrote:Well, quite the morning I've had. I woke up at 11:45 (Don't ask) to find my house completely empty. I called my grandmother (who comes over to visit every weekend) and found out that my step-grandfather is in the hospital. Apparently, he tried to ride one of my horses this morning, and she backed over the edge of a hill. My grandfather fell off, and the horse rolled over the top of him. I have no idea how either the horse or my grandfather are doing right now. I'll let you know how they make out.

oh dear i am sorry to hear hope they are ok!


on another note YOU OWN HORSES??? when where you going to tell us this

Lucarilover240 wrote:Update: Both my grandfather and the horse are doing fine. The horse got up and ran off almost right after she fell (A pleasant shock to me, because she's always hurting herself), and my grandfather is awake, alert, and talking. They still have to do X-rays, but he might be back by tonight.

thats good

targetman377 wrote:i woke up and went for a RUN!!!! today in memory of AUTO *cues taps

now i need to catch up on this thread its been a while!!!

need to get autoload back.

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:X(

my best freinds name is rochelle i have never seen that name anywhere else except now

I've heard the name but never personally met anyone who has that name.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:
*falls to the ground, lifeless*

AND DAMIT WOLF DID YOU NOT KNOW WE WHERE THROWING THE PARTY UNDER HIS ROOM NO LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU KILLED HIM NOW!!! now he will never eat cake

*examines the victim* well unless my gun fires knife wounds to the back I'm not the one who killed him. *checks pulse* also he's still alive.

really i thought i stapped him enough!!! oh wait did i say that out laud?

Looks like we have *puts on sunglasses* a giltee conshens.

no i dont. FINE I SCREWED UP OK I THOUGHT HE WAS ON MY LIST TO KILL!!!! i am telling GOD to reverse what i did right now OK!!! Gosh it's not like you ever screwed up and don't think i don't know who's experment went hay wier and started the plage OK!!!!

ARMY YOU'll be walking again in no time!

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:Well, quite the morning I've had. I woke up at 11:45 (Don't ask) to find my house completely empty. I called my grandmother (who comes over to visit every weekend) and found out that my step-grandfather is in the hospital. Apparently, he tried to ride one of my horses this morning, and she backed over the edge of a hill. My grandfather fell off, and the horse rolled over the top of him. I have no idea how either the horse or my grandfather are doing right now. I'll let you know how they make out.

oh dear i am sorry to hear hope they are ok!


on another note YOU OWN HORSES??? when where you going to tell us this

Target really likes ponies.

Army of GOD wrote:

RISK is a registered trademark of Hasbro Inc. Conquer Club is not associated with RISK or Hasbro in any way.

THIS GETS MY OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL!!!

army you just made my day with that i laughed out load

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:
AND DAMIT WOLF DID YOU NOT KNOW WE WHERE THROWING THE PARTY UNDER HIS ROOM NO LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU KILLED HIM NOW!!! now he will never eat cake

*examines the victim* well unless my gun fires knife wounds to the back I'm not the one who killed him. *checks pulse* also he's still alive.

really i thought i stapped him enough!!! oh wait did i say that out laud?

Looks like we have *puts on sunglasses* a giltee conshens.

no i dont. FINE I SCREWED UP OK I THOUGHT HE WAS ON MY LIST TO KILL!!!! i am telling GOD to reverse what i did right now OK!!! Gosh it's not like you ever screwed up and don't think i don't know who's experment went hay wier and started the plage OK!!!!

ARMY YOU'll be walking again in no time!

I have messed up. Though the plague wasn't a mix up...it was a necessary evil.

strike wolf wrote:Brett Michaels is ADHD

oh i c silly me thinking he was a human all this time well now i know He is ADHD!!!

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i woke up and went for a RUN!!!! today in memory of AUTO *cues taps

now i need to catch up on this thread its been a while!!!

need to get autoload back.

i hope everything is ok and he has not left us for good

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Brett Michaels is ADHD

oh i c silly me thinking he was a human all this time well now i know He is ADHD!!!

He's both.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:Well, quite the morning I've had. I woke up at 11:45 (Don't ask) to find my house completely empty. I called my grandmother (who comes over to visit every weekend) and found out that my step-grandfather is in the hospital. Apparently, he tried to ride one of my horses this morning, and she backed over the edge of a hill. My grandfather fell off, and the horse rolled over the top of him. I have no idea how either the horse or my grandfather are doing right now. I'll let you know how they make out.

oh dear i am sorry to hear hope they are ok!


on another note YOU OWN HORSES??? when where you going to tell us this

Target really likes ponies.

no but i have always wanted an ELEPHANT!!! how cool would that be honestly i imagine the conversation would go somthing like this

dude. what you wanna do today
me. wanna go ride my elephant
dude. NO WAY YOU OWN A FUCKEN ELEPHANT
me. yeah its way cool



looking back on that conversation i have determined i have a very sick mind!

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i woke up and went for a RUN!!!! today in memory of AUTO *cues taps

now i need to catch up on this thread its been a while!!!

need to get autoload back.

i hope everything is ok and he has not left us for good

I have no clue...if anyone has some kind of link to him they should see if they can find him.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:
*examines the victim* well unless my gun fires knife wounds to the back I'm not the one who killed him. *checks pulse* also he's still alive.

really i thought i stapped him enough!!! oh wait did i say that out laud?

Looks like we have *puts on sunglasses* a giltee conshens.

no i dont. FINE I SCREWED UP OK I THOUGHT HE WAS ON MY LIST TO KILL!!!! i am telling GOD to reverse what i did right now OK!!! Gosh it's not like you ever screwed up and don't think i don't know who's experment went hay wier and started the plage OK!!!!

ARMY YOU'll be walking again in no time!

I have messed up. Though the plague wasn't a mix up...it was a necessary evil.

that's what you said at your trial but i was there the night you where creating the virus. and it split on a rodent that got away and we looked for that thing all night you where like FUCKEN RODENT!!!!

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:Well, quite the morning I've had. I woke up at 11:45 (Don't ask) to find my house completely empty. I called my grandmother (who comes over to visit every weekend) and found out that my step-grandfather is in the hospital. Apparently, he tried to ride one of my horses this morning, and she backed over the edge of a hill. My grandfather fell off, and the horse rolled over the top of him. I have no idea how either the horse or my grandfather are doing right now. I'll let you know how they make out.

oh dear i am sorry to hear hope they are ok!


on another note YOU OWN HORSES??? when where you going to tell us this

Target really likes ponies.

no but i have always wanted an ELEPHANT!!! how cool would that be honestly i imagine the conversation would go somthing like this

dude. what you wanna do today
me. wanna go ride my elephant
dude. NO WAY YOU OWN A FUCKEN ELEPHANT
me. yeah its way cool



looking back on that conversation i have determined i have a very sick mind!

*cleans the disturbing images from his memory*

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:really i thought i stapped him enough!!! oh wait did i say that out laud?

Looks like we have *puts on sunglasses* a giltee conshens.

no i dont. FINE I SCREWED UP OK I THOUGHT HE WAS ON MY LIST TO KILL!!!! i am telling GOD to reverse what i did right now OK!!! Gosh it's not like you ever screwed up and don't think i don't know who's experment went hay wier and started the plage OK!!!!

ARMY YOU'll be walking again in no time!

I have messed up. Though the plague wasn't a mix up...it was a necessary evil.

that's what you said at your trial but i was there the night you where creating the virus. and it split on a rodent that got away and we looked for that thing all night you where like FUCKEN RODENT!!!!

Oh you meant that plague...thought you were talking about the other one...

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

RISK is a registered trademark of Hasbro Inc. Conquer Club is not associated with RISK or Hasbro in any way.

THIS GETS MY OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL!!!

army you just made my day with that i laughed out load

I thought it was pretty funny, too. But I can't say I laughed out a load over it.

Haha, I'm watching Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader:

"Darci, the answer to the question..is...URANUS"

Wow, Darci's a moron.

"...I would've guessed Massachusetts, but I don't know the capital!..............It was New Mexico? Was I close?..."

Also, it's people like that on those shows that piss me off.

I've been trying to get on Jeopardy for a few years now (teen jeopardy for 2 years and college jeopardy last year) and I haven't made it, though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it on that show because I'm "too" smart.

Each quiz show picks people that fit what they want.
You can indeed be too smart for a quiz show, else they'd lose too much money. Though it may be (here I'm speculating) when they haven't given out a big exciting prize for a while they'll egg the mix.
I was 15 to 1 a Brit show some years ago - everyone was smart, the series goes on forever, and the grand prizewinner gets a vase or something. I auditioned for a number of other shows and didn't make it (ie the ones where you could win something worthwhile if you knew a few answers).
I pretty sure they also deliberately have a variety of "types". If they've had, say, too many fat white male New Yorkers, they'll make sure some other demographic gets through to keep the audience's sympathy.

So after over a week of no luck in the Job search, I just had three different places call me this morning asking when I can interview.

Quirk wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

RISK is a registered trademark of Hasbro Inc. Conquer Club is not associated with RISK or Hasbro in any way.

THIS GETS MY OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL!!!

army you just made my day with that i laughed out load

I thought it was pretty funny, too. But I can't say I laughed out a load over it.

Quirky how you been its been a while since you been here whats new!

Army of GOD wrote:Haha, I'm watching Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader:

"Darci, the answer to the question..is...URANUS"

Jokes about Uranus never get old, according to Tony Kornheiser. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Haha, I'm watching Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader:

"Darci, the answer to the question..is...URANUS"

Jokes about Uranus never get old, according to Tony Kornheiser. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

I'm getting the feeling you're a PTI fan...

I love that show. All the sexual innuendos and stuff, it's hilarious.