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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:25 pm
by Army of GOD
Is he Jesus?
How else is he gonna run over the oceans?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:55 am
by AndyDufresne
I don't know, but I'm sure he's got faith. Or lizard-water-running-legs. **Eats a banana**
--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:50 am
by jonesthecurl
He moves fast enough not to break the surface tension, like a skipping stone or the Flash.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:01 pm
by diddle
He'd have a field day if he knew how Huge this thread was.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:05 pm
by jonesthecurl
not that there's much activity.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:06 pm
by diddle
Its more active than the other thread. Its odd, this thread's days of prosperity were when it was behind, now its in front its a little dead-er. Although that might just be the whole forum.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:08 pm
by AndyDufresne
Waves. Its all about waves. **Eats a banana-wave.**
--Any
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:09 pm
by strike wolf
He'll have one heck of a backlog to catch up on and I'd guarantee you he'll be spent.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:09 pm
by diddle
Well I for one would love to hear his take on various affairs.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:14 pm
by AndyDufresne
diddle wrote:Well I for one would love to hear his take on various affairs.
Or hear about
his various affairs, as he has posted about in the past.
**Munches on a banana**--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:22 pm
by diddle
He's such a devil!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:36 pm
by Army of GOD
diddle wrote:He's such a devil!
Wait wait wait. He can't be Jesus AND the Devil.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:45 pm
by diddle
Imagine Jesus and the devil go on a date. Actually thats ridiculous. OK, Jesus is pissed cos Judas dobbed him in, so he's at a bar before the Last Supper 'drowning his sorrows'. At the same time, at the same bar, the Devil is just chillaxing with some demons. Then, across the bar, their eyes meet. Jesus is far too drunk to realise that this is in fact his fathers nemesis. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and Jesus wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy. 9 Months later Autoload is born.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:49 pm
by Army of GOD
It's so blasphemous...it just might work!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:58 pm
by diddle
It explains a lot. When God found out he was pretty annoyed, hence why he didnt stop Jesus' crucifiction.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:14 pm
by jonesthecurl
NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:11 am
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:He'll have one heck of a backlog to catch up on and I'd guarantee you he'll be spent.
i think he is too lazy to catch up on all the back log
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:12 am
by targetman377
Army of GOD wrote:diddle wrote:He's such a devil!
Wait wait wait. He can't be Jesus AND the Devil.
wanna bet?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:13 am
by targetman377
diddle wrote:Imagine Jesus and the devil go on a date. Actually thats ridiculous. OK, Jesus is pissed cos Judas dobbed him in, so he's at a bar before the Last Supper 'drowning his sorrows'. At the same time, at the same bar, the Devil is just chillaxing with some demons. Then, across the bar, their eyes meet. Jesus is far too drunk to realise that this is in fact his fathers nemesis. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and Jesus wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy. 9 Months later Autoload is born.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:14 am
by targetman377
jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?
yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:14 am
by diddle
targetman377 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?
yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?
A pack of Hyena's.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:24 am
by targetman377
diddle wrote:targetman377 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?
yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?
A pack of Hyena's.
wow why did the hyenas not eat him?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:32 am
by diddle
Fear mainly, who knows what could've happened.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:33 am
by jonesthecurl
targetman377 wrote:diddle wrote:targetman377 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?
yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?
A pack of Hyena's.
wow why did the hyenas not eat him?
They were laughing too hard.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:56 am
by AndyDufresne
Well. Bananas. **Munches on a banana**
--Andy