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Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon May 03, 2010 4:25 pm

Is he Jesus?

How else is he gonna run over the oceans?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:55 am

I don't know, but I'm sure he's got faith. Or lizard-water-running-legs. **Eats a banana**

--Andy

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:50 am

He moves fast enough not to break the surface tension, like a skipping stone or the Flash.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:01 pm

He'd have a field day if he knew how Huge this thread was.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:05 pm

not that there's much activity.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:06 pm

Its more active than the other thread. Its odd, this thread's days of prosperity were when it was behind, now its in front its a little dead-er. Although that might just be the whole forum.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:08 pm

Waves. Its all about waves. **Eats a banana-wave.**

--Any

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:09 pm

He'll have one heck of a backlog to catch up on and I'd guarantee you he'll be spent.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:09 pm

Well I for one would love to hear his take on various affairs.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:14 pm

diddle wrote:Well I for one would love to hear his take on various affairs.

Or hear about his various affairs, as he has posted about in the past. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:22 pm

He's such a devil!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:36 pm

diddle wrote:He's such a devil!

Wait wait wait. He can't be Jesus AND the Devil.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:45 pm

Imagine Jesus and the devil go on a date. Actually thats ridiculous. OK, Jesus is pissed cos Judas dobbed him in, so he's at a bar before the Last Supper 'drowning his sorrows'. At the same time, at the same bar, the Devil is just chillaxing with some demons. Then, across the bar, their eyes meet. Jesus is far too drunk to realise that this is in fact his fathers nemesis. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and Jesus wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy. 9 Months later Autoload is born.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:49 pm

It's so blasphemous...it just might work!

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:58 pm

It explains a lot. When God found out he was pretty annoyed, hence why he didnt stop Jesus' crucifiction.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Tue May 04, 2010 2:14 pm

NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:11 am

strike wolf wrote:He'll have one heck of a backlog to catch up on and I'd guarantee you he'll be spent.

i think he is too lazy to catch up on all the back log

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:12 am

Army of GOD wrote:
diddle wrote:He's such a devil!

Wait wait wait. He can't be Jesus AND the Devil.

wanna bet?

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:13 am

diddle wrote:Imagine Jesus and the devil go on a date. Actually thats ridiculous. OK, Jesus is pissed cos Judas dobbed him in, so he's at a bar before the Last Supper 'drowning his sorrows'. At the same time, at the same bar, the Devil is just chillaxing with some demons. Then, across the bar, their eyes meet. Jesus is far too drunk to realise that this is in fact his fathers nemesis. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and Jesus wakes up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy. 9 Months later Autoload is born.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:14 am

jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?

yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:14 am

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?

yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?

A pack of Hyena's.

targetman377 · Post by **targetman377** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:24 am

diddle wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?

yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?

A pack of Hyena's.

wow why did the hyenas not eat him?

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:32 am

Fear mainly, who knows what could've happened.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:33 am

targetman377 wrote:
diddle wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:NEVER MIND ALL THIS "BREAKING BREAD" NONSENSE, SON! WHAT ABOUT THIS BUN IN THE OVEN?

yeah i wanna here more who did auto grow up with?

A pack of Hyena's.

wow why did the hyenas not eat him?

They were laughing too hard.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:56 am

Well. Bananas. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

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