Conquer Club

targetman377 wrote:

Quirk wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:I'd hate you as a parent.

Legos > Mega Bloks

You don't give Legos to a one year old. He would eat/choke on them. He starts with Mega Bloks and when he's ready we advance to Legos. Probably at least another 18 months.

you just got owened

I'm gonna pull the "this is why I'm not a parent yet" card.

still worken on the pap.

Papsmear?

Someone gave our kids "gummy lego". I was not a fan, "Let's show the toddler how delicious lego is." It was up there with the raw hide shoe someone else gave our dog once.

2dimes wrote:Someone gave our kids "gummy lego". I was not a fan, "Let's show the toddler how delicious lego is." It was up there with the raw hide shoe someone else gave our dog once.

What will they think of next? **Eats a gummy-banana-shoe-bone**


--Andy

wow things have really slowed down in this thread

targetman377 wrote:god helps those who helps themselves

Before this subject gets too old, I just wanted to bring up a joke that I remembered that relates to this.

A man is standing in a flooded street. The water is up to his knees. A young couple in a rowboat paddle up and tell him to get on. The man politely refuses, saing "No thanks. God will save me." A few hours pass. The water is now at chest height. A coast guard boat pulls up, tosses him a life preserver, and tells him to grab hold. "No thanks," The man says. "God will save me." A few more hours pass. The water is now up to the man's neck. A Navy helicopter flying overhead drops a ladder down to him, and the crew member on the ladder tells him to grab on. "No thanks," Yells the man. "God will save me." Eventually, the water goes over the man's head, and he drowns. When he arrives in heaven, he asks God "God, why didn't you save me?"
"I tried to!" Replied God. "I sent two boats and a helicopter!"

targetman377 wrote:wow things have really slowed down in this thread

That's what she said!!

Herpy derpy herp derp

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:god helps those who helps themselves

Before this subject gets too old, I just wanted to bring up a joke that I remembered that relates to this.

A man is standing in a flooded street. The water is up to his knees. A young couple in a rowboat paddle up and tell him to get on. The man politely refuses, saing "No thanks. God will save me." A few hours pass. The water is now at chest height. A coast guard boat pulls up, tosses him a life preserver, and tells him to grab hold. "No thanks," The man says. "God will save me." A few more hours pass. The water is now up to the man's neck. A Navy helicopter flying overhead drops a ladder down to him, and the crew member on the ladder tells him to grab on. "No thanks," Yells the man. "God will save me." Eventually, the water goes over the man's head, and he drowns. When he arrives in heaven, he asks God "God, why didn't you save me?"
"I tried to!" Replied God. "I sent two boats and a helicopter!"

an old one and classic

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:god helps those who helps themselves

Before this subject gets too old, I just wanted to bring up a joke that I remembered that relates to this.

A man is standing in a flooded street. The water is up to his knees. A young couple in a rowboat paddle up and tell him to get on. The man politely refuses, saing "No thanks. God will save me." A few hours pass. The water is now at chest height. A coast guard boat pulls up, tosses him a life preserver, and tells him to grab hold. "No thanks," The man says. "God will save me." A few more hours pass. The water is now up to the man's neck. A Navy helicopter flying overhead drops a ladder down to him, and the crew member on the ladder tells him to grab on. "No thanks," Yells the man. "God will save me." Eventually, the water goes over the man's head, and he drowns. When he arrives in heaven, he asks God "God, why didn't you save me?"
"I tried to!" Replied God. "I sent two boats and a helicopter!"

This is my post of the day.

how's the doubles game going Target?

the dice are evil lol

Yeah...Jonesy will tell you that i've been rambling on in team about how the dice are trying to eat my soul.

indeed the demons have been offering him marshmallows which turn out to be dice.

i c you have paid the dice gods well that game

I don't know they've come back to bite us about as many times as they have you.

i have not come out on top once in that game but saying that now there is no chance i bet it will come out for me lol

So, I learned today that, in my first Computer Science course ever, I need at least a 65 on the final to get an A in the class.

I'm pumped.

In other news, one of the curlson's best mates has run away. His folks haven't seen him since the weekend.

alright so the other day in a thread here i was just looking at a post and happened to see this

Phatscotty wrote:

OK now i am a history major ok i have written over 3 papers on George Washington and not crappy high school reports. collage history papers not 100 level or 200 leve 300 or more and i can TELL U WASHINGTON WAS NOT A LIBRATERAN!!!!

ok sorry i just need to vent thank you for lestning

Army of GOD wrote:So, I learned today that, in my first Computer Science course ever, I need at least a 65 on the final to get an A in the class.

I'm pumped.

must mean 65 out of 20.

jonesthecurl wrote:In other news, one of the curlson's best mates has run away. His folks haven't seen him since the weekend.

That's awful. I hope they find him.

targetman377 wrote:alright so the other day in a thread here i was just looking at a post and happened to see this

Phatscotty wrote:

OK now i am a history major ok i have written over 3 papers on George Washington and not crappy high school reports. collage history papers not 100 level or 200 leve 300 or more and i can TELL U WASHINGTON WAS NOT A LIBRATERAN!!!!

ok sorry i just need to vent thank you for lestning

Who's saying it's washington? Maybe the men on the boat with him are?

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:alright so the other day in a thread here i was just looking at a post and happened to see this

Phatscotty wrote:

OK now i am a history major ok i have written over 3 papers on George Washington and not crappy high school reports. collage history papers not 100 level or 200 leve 300 or more and i can TELL U WASHINGTON WAS NOT A LIBRATERAN!!!!

ok sorry i just need to vent thank you for lestning

Who's saying it's washington? Maybe the men on the boat with him are?

do you know the other people and my gf said the same exact thing thats kind of scary ok it was really scary are i am scared