Conquer Club

targetman377 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:A huge ball of fire in the sky over the midwest. **Eats a banana-meteor***


--Andy

where i am in the Midwest i don't see it?

Maybe look in the mirror?

targetman377 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

i rise your REn and STIMPY QUOTATION BY A quote by me


"lsci jrke jjakss tthaoe ow lb ruein alvao"

i win

Okay, that was actually pretty damn epic.

jonesthecurl wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

autoload wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.

[bows. grinning manically
Done!
Why are they so effin complicated? I mean I used to hate doing tax returns in the UK, but now I look back on UK tax with nostalgia.

It's because King George is FULL OF S***.

NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

Well, I have to pay tax here. But I don't get to vote. What do you call that (apart from "tough titty Taffy")?

That would probably be called "The government hates foreigners".

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

i rise your REn and STIMPY QUOTATION BY A quote by me


"lsci jrke jjakss tthaoe ow lb ruein alvao"

i win

Okay, that was actually pretty damn epic.

Targetman was involved in something epic? Do mine eyes see true? **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

No he was inivled in simthin ipec.

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
Forever young, i want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever forever
Forever young, i want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever young


Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young
It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And diamonds are forever
So many adventures couldn't happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We let them come true

May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong

--Bob Alphaville Dylan?

I am here.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

i rise your REn and STIMPY QUOTATION BY A quote by me


"lsci jrke jjakss tthaoe ow lb ruein alvao"

i win

Okay, that was actually pretty damn epic.

i can make fun of myself! if you cant laugh at yourself you cant laugh at other people thats my motto

jonesthecurl wrote:No he was inivled in simthin ipec.

i would disagree citing dkos lgloaod fljgob anfnco akljf ae aklj odco naljb
as the best reson as to why i am epic

autoload wrote:I am here.

and now your not

I FIGURED OUT HOW WE CAN SOLVE WHO IS PRESIDENT!!!!

we will have a winner in a little bit!!!

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

i rise your REn and STIMPY QUOTATION BY A quote by me


"lsci jrke jjakss tthaoe ow lb ruein alvao"

i win

Okay, that was actually pretty damn epic.

i can make fun of myself! if you cant laugh at yourself you cant laugh at other people thats my motto

I make fun of others and I don't make fun of myself.

I am President of this thread.

See? AoG can make fun of himself too.

jonesthecurl wrote:See? AoG can make fun of himself too.

I'm not making fun!!

I'm super serial!

Oh I see. Well in that case STFU.

jones, can you see my signature? Can you tell me something:

What color is it?

I dunno - but when did you change your name to "Army of Sod"?

In other news I'm going to a live performance of "Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" this evening. they're performing from the original radio scripts, as if we were the studio audience.

I'm actually not sure how enjoyable it'll be, since I probably know the script better than the cast do.

HGTTG is awesome.

The wife loves chocolate so I had to buy a bottle. I like it over ice and she drinks it in her coffee. It's 14% alcohol.

It's 100% "Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Try it

This just in...I've fixed my internet trouble. I was having trouble earlier today keeping a consistent internet connection (Don't worry Jonesy I would have made sure my turns got taken somehow)