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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:49 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:this hurts comming form the same ticket! i am your V.P. for pete sake!


Yeah but you lost the election remember? That guy Whatshisname ended up winning.

he stuffed the ballet we are haveing another election soon



this time it's the strike&auto/target&jonesy ticket.



Hmm...overdose or gun to the head, which way should I go out?...[/quote]

I've always been a fan of walking into the lake...and having the rowing team knock you out with their paddles.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:49 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:One banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Two banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Image


What colour is it?


The proper banana is yellow with just a bit of green to it.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:50 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sir, is this going to turn into a male porn thread? If it does, I'm OUTTA EAR sir.


So said Van Gogh.


there's the wit I was looking for.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:52 am
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is life





bananas? how is that what life is explain


If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier


See here: 42

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:52 am
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!


That's because he also does their accounting.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:55 am
by strike wolf
ManBungalow wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?


Like i said he also does the school's accounting.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:00 pm
by targetman377
ManBungalow wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?

lol no i am in collage and the teacher that i have makes 100,000 dollars a year actually over! she teaches accounting i dont know why but thats the i had a test in that spicif class

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:02 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:



bananas? how is that what life is explain


If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier


See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:02 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!


That's because he also does their accounting.

its a she and thats what i thought but i dont know all i know is what our red book lest her as getting paid

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:09 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?

lol no i am in collage and the teacher that i have makes 100,000 dollars a year actually over! she teaches accounting i dont know why but thats the i had a test in that spicif class



Spicif classes are always tough.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:10 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier


See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas


That just means oyu don't truly enjoy the movie.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:10 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!


That's because he also does their accounting.

its a she and thats what i thought but i dont know all i know is what our red book lest her as getting paid


In that case she also does the umm...accounting.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:12 pm
by jonesthecurl
strike wolf wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well wish me luck off to take an accounting test!!!! i found out that teacher gets paid over a 100 grand a year!

Say what ?
Here in the UK, the average annual salary of a college lecturer is somewhere around £40,000. I believe that is equivalent to rough $60,000pa. What type of teaching position are you going for (I think I want it) ?


Like i said he also does the school's accounting.


There's no taste for accounting.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:13 pm
by Lucarilover240
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:what is love


baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:14 pm
by jonesthecurl
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
If you have 42 bananas than you are truly the world's happiest monkey?

i think the one with 43 would be happier


See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas


What about a monkey with 42 bananas and a script for Hamlet he wants to talk to you about?

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:14 pm
by jonesthecurl
PS - movie???
PFFFTTT! :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:21 pm
by Army of GOD
jonesthecurl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:One banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Two banana! Ah-ha-ha!

Image


What colour is it?


Sir, Count Von Count doesn't see color. All he sees are damn Frenchmen. Sir. >.<

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:21 pm
by Army of GOD
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Hello form my uncle's house in Virginia!


Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak unless spoken to!

Ha, that sounds like something I'd hear from Jonesy.


Yes but I believe Jonesy would say it with a bit more wit.


Tell your uncle's house in Virginia to not speak until spoken to, wit wit wit!


Sir, your amount of wit triples mine, sir.

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:23 pm
by Army of GOD
Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:23 pm
by AndyDufresne
Army of GOD wrote:Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote


I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:01 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:i think the one with 43 would be happier


See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas


That just means oyu don't truly enjoy the movie.

no i love the movie! its awesome

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:01 pm
by Army of GOD
AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote


I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
**Munches on a banana**


--Andy



I call.

Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy
Happy happy joyjoy joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:03 pm
by targetman377
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:i think the one with 43 would be happier


See here: 42

i know i have the movie all i am saying is that a monkey with 43 bananas would be happier than a monkey with 42 bananas


What about a monkey with 42 bananas and a script for Hamlet he wants to talk to you about?

i shoot him for killing the English language

*i know the irony*

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:04 pm
by targetman377
AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sir, you know what's funnier than 24?



25.

Sir.

-Spongebob quote


I see your SpongeBob quotation, and raise you a Ren and Stimpy quotation:

Ren: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

i rise your REn and STIMPY QUOTATION BY A quote by me


"lsci jrke jjakss tthaoe ow lb ruein alvao"

i win

Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:25 pm
by autoload
jonesthecurl wrote:and, um, backlog complete.
I will tell you about my vacation once I've finished with the damn tax forms.

This gets my "Post of the Day" award.