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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:55 pm
by dcowboys055
no im lactose intolerant
the person below me feels bad for me that im lactose intolerant
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:08 pm
by bluereaper
i do, poor you, all the milk products you can't have...how do you do it?
TPBM is going to masterbate tonight.
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:09 pm
by s.xkitten
thinking about you...
the person below me is horny all the time
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:18 pm
by zurich111
i said i was a second grader dident i
tpbm is drunk from millers light
no way
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:40 pm
by luns101
Actually, I'm an ESL teacher...
The person below me is a huge fan of New Kids on The Block...
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:43 pm
by dussle
NO!
TPBM didn't appreciate my blunt response
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:45 pm
by bluereaper
no i didn't.
TPBM is wearing socks.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:55 pm
by XenHu
bluereaper wrote:no i didn't.
TPBM is wearing socks.
Yes, I am..
TPBM knows what my name means...
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:01 pm
by insertnamehere
isnt it a character from a novel your wrting or something?
TPBM has an IQ of below 100
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:19 pm
by Fircoal
No, I have no idea what it is.
TPBM, eats pie while killing Barney, while jumping on a pogo-stick.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:53 pm
by rathersane
Almost, but not quite. No pogo stick, just really, really springy shoes.
The person below me likes to tattoo obscene messages on people passed out at parties.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:58 pm
by zurich111
so you have read my add
tpbm hase a 69 in cc
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:25 pm
by rathersane
Yeah, but I'm real careful because if you turn a 69 on its side, it turns into the crabs.
The person below me likes to play fetch with on-duty guide dogs.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:27 pm
by Fircoal
no, it's 1460.
The next person has gotten beaten up by Random people 15 times, and Fircoal 25 times in CC, while eating pie, cake, broccoli, people, cats, dogs, and cows, jumping on 3 feet, and hitting their head on a table.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:33 pm
by zurich111
ant it awsome
tpbmloves cats
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:38 pm
by Cynthia
They do taste kinda nice...
the person below me has never seen a cat
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:49 pm
by Kupo666
Not quite, I volunteer weekly at an animal shelter.
Tpbm is about to have a massive heart attack.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:01 pm
by Sam Jam
i am?? uh oh...
tpbm has eaten glue
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:44 pm
by HoustonNutt
Mmmm... polish peanut butter
The person below me once slept with my mom.
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:29 pm
by Fircoal
Nope. Not once, not twice, but 47847473586746583756834765 times. (jk)
TPBM ate slept with TPAM's mom 47847473586746583756834765 times
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:20 pm
by zurich111
no that was you
tpbm is very fond of cc
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:02 pm
by rathersane
Uh, yeah. I'm still here.
The person below me likes to replace childrens' Play-Doh™ with Plastique.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:03 pm
by nyg5680
lol kinda mean but no
tpbm likes 2 eat play doh
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:13 pm
by rathersane
Well, Betty Ford almost helped me kick the habit, but then something came up and she had a funeral to go to and...
The person below me likes to stick their chocolate into strangers' peanut butter.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:15 pm
by nyg5680
no
tpbm likes 2 eat mayoniese