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Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:01 am**

mpjh wrote:Take the photos and run them through photoshop. Add yourself into the pictures in interesting positions and re-post them.

Best suggestion yet.
Though you needn't limit it to yourself...

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:44 am**

Yeah, we all have your best interests at heart, Juan! :lol:

GabonX wrote:E) PM GabonX the picks. Go with E

GabonX wrote:I don't think that any of us can really give qualified advice until we see what we're talking about here

GabonX wrote:Seriously...You can't make a thread like this without sharing.....Share

Beckytheblondie wrote:E. Send us the link!

Titanic wrote:Yer, this is too subjective without us seeing some hard evidence.

jonesthecurl wrote:THEN send me the pics...

Neoteny wrote:And give me a link.

john9blue wrote:Make it a treasure hunt. Give us clues and links. This could be fun!

istanbul39 wrote:you need to email me those pics so I can make a more informed opinion

Frigidus wrote:Srsly, nude pix plz.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:42 am**

Porn is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:43 am**

Juan, don't send pics, url, etc.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:47 am**

mpjh wrote:Juan, don't send pics, url, etc.

Shhhhhh

What are you doing?

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:55 am**

Well Juan, if you want my personal opinion if its worth anything, tell her yourself.
"Hey, someone found this of you on the net and brought it to my attention, are you okay? i'll kill whomever no questions asked."
Okay maybe not the last part but you get the picture. If you're lookin to win her back the right way, there ya go, what i mentioned above.
Or get her damn friend to do it if you dont want to assoicate yourself with her anymore.

As for everyone else, hit the bars or somethin, find that bar fly/future wife of yours if your that desperate.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:37 am**

Juan, move on, find another woman. This one is about chaos, and that is all you would have in your life with her. Think about it.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:38 am**

mpjh wrote:Juan, move on, find another woman. This one is about chaos, and that is all you would have in your life with her. Think about it.

But if you bring her into our lives we would have so much more 8-)

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:07 am**

Titanic wrote:
mpjh wrote:Juan, don't send pics, url, etc.

Shhhhhh What are you doing?

Reverse psychology.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:28 am**

MeDeFe wrote:
Titanic wrote:
mpjh wrote:Juan, don't send pics, url, etc.

Shhhhhh What are you doing?

Reverse psychology.

O.K., ygolohcysp...

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:28 am**

...but I don't see what it's got to do with Juan or his ex.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:10 am**

Even so you are doing fine.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:58 am**

thegreekdog wrote:
john9blue wrote:Well, you sound like a decent guy. If her current boyfriend is an asshole, then you have no chance. Girls love assholes.

Not true. High school girls love assholes. Once they realize that assholes generally work at car washes their entire lives, while nice guys generally make a good salary, girls love the nice guys. Trust me on this one.

So you're placing a moral judgement upon someone based on their salary?

Classy.

BELIEVE YOUR OWN HYPE. BE A WINNER.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:25 pm**

Contrary to popular belief, money can buy love.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:26 pm**

mGIA13: I have something to tell you but make sure that there is no one around. srsly

mGIA13: Its abot you

Sissawould!: There is no one here I was just eating

mGIA13: Ok well there is a nude picture of you kn the web

mGIA13: Someone posted it saying "ma girlfriend

Sissawould!: funny

mGIA13: serious it is gone now but it was there two days ago probably saved by lots of people

Sissawould!: Well for that to be true i would have to take pics of myself and I dont im not that stupid

mGIA13: i know it was there

mGIA13: you had a black shirt with a purple strap under it

mGIA13: and it was a digital pic that said "ma girlfriend

Sissawould!: no way it wasn't me

mGIA13: are you there?

mGIA13: hey?

Sissawould!: who saw it? You found it?

mGIA13: jb told me and asked me to tell you

Sissawould!: don't talk to him hes not reliable you ae trusting him? he is lying

Sissawould!: hes just mad

Sissawould!: at me

mGIA13: yes he is

mGIA13: hes not a liar I mean he went to jail for not lying

Sissawould!: and anyway he wouldn't know a vag from a pudding cup

mGIA13: I didn't say what was in the pics

Sissawould!: neither did I

mGIA13: you should still listen because he might be telling the truth

Sissawould!: hes not

mGIA13: postive?

Sissawould!: yes (EDIT) my boyfriend wouldnt do that

mGIA13: so he does have pics?

Sissawould!: where did (EDIT) Juan see these pics? He was browsing porn and so he sounds honest now?

mGIA13: Well even if you dont trust him hes not a liar and he sounded serious. he saw them on some picture site called 4chan

mGIA13: are you there?

mGIA13: hello?

Sissawould!: A Korean website? called chan

Sissawould!: right.?

mGIA13: yes.... you did it?

mGIA13: so he wasnt lying?

mGIA13: hello

Sissawould!: (EDIT) Alex is IMing. chan is just a place immature kids go to look at goat balls and porn. Addicts go there (edit) Juan thought it was funny to send me a link one day. I didn't forget it thats for sure

mGIA13: what are you going to do?

mGIA13: he said it was from (edit) Karen's birthday party

mGIA13: that night

mGIA13: maybe you were sleeping or something?

Sissawould!: ew what? it didn't happen

mGIA13: What if JB said that he has the pic?

Sissawould!: hes a liar

mGIA13: ok i believe you

mGIA13: hello?

Sissawould!: im here I just cant believe this who has he told

mGIA13: he said just me because I wouldnt tell anyone but you

mGIA13: and he didnt want to tell you because you would not want to hear him out

mGIA13: lol i believed him

Sissawould!: hes an idiot

Sissawould!: (EDIT BOYFRIEND) Paul wouldn't do that to me

Sissawould!: dont talk to him anymore just block him

mGIA13: he's my friend im not onna do that
and anyway he was just looking out for you he was just confused
Why do you keep saying that he wouldnt? did he take your picture?

Sissawould!: i think tha yuor confused .dont let him send you anything

mGIA13: for you sake I hop that his wrong and im glad to see that its not you

Sissawould!: is it still there? I want to see did you see?

Sissawould!: what?

mGIA13: ive got to go though I willsee you later

mGIA13: no its not there but its going to go to another site permanatn

mGIA13: juan said he will kill anyone you ask no questions but if its not you then we dont care anyway

Sissawould!: ok good but ok what site is permanent?

Sissawould!: bye

Juan Bottom: Hey what is going on over there????

mGIA13: she doen't belive me she doesnt trust you

Juan Bottom: What did she say?

mGIA13: that you ar a liar

Juan Bottom: Come on! I racked my brain...

Juan Bottom: Are you still there it has been a minute...

mGIA13: here I'm saving it for you

Juan Bottom: You didn't tell her that you found it?

mGIA13: Hey I don't want her mad at me like you and anyway if its her then she would know

Juan Bottom: wow she's ridiculous. We know it is her so what do I do now?

mGIA13: Give up one her

mGIA13: I know its hard

Juan Bottom: Girl you have got to be kidding. are you talking about lo ve ? Duh! I mean about the pics? Stop acting 10

Juan Bottom: I need a 14 year old girls brain here. A vindictive one.

mGIA13: I don't know I am not doing anymore

mGIA13: I really do have to go. I'm sorry

Not an epic fail, more like epic denial.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:41 pm**

You should definitely hook us up with the photos now.

I mean, she obviously doesn't care that they were online.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:18 pm**

chaos, man, nothing but chaos, drop her.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm**

Yeah forget about her, you told her that was all you needed to do and she doesn't sound juan-worthy.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:21 pm**

Uh-huh.
You tried.
She blanked your attempt to do the right thing.
Do not imagine she will not take this up with her boyfriend, though.
He will be in trouble, but it'll still be your fault for revealing this to her.
Move on.

Posted: **Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:51 pm**

Obviously I can't put myself in your shoes, but if my ex talked about me like that I'd let her deal with the unofficial porn star bit herself. Either she'll confront her boyfriend about it or his loyalty has become too important to her psyche for her to consider it possible that he's a fuckbag /b/tard. It's out of your hands.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:01 am**

Frigidus wrote::roll:

Obviously I can't put myself in your shoes, but if my ex talked about me like that I'd let her deal with the unofficial porn star bit herself. Either she'll confront her boyfriend about it or his loyalty has become too important to her psyche for her to consider it possible that he's a fuckbag /b/tard. It's out of your hands.

Exactly.

So, show us the pictures.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:20 am**

Some people are weird.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:15 pm**

Wait for the thread to archive to see it, it shouldn't take long to put it all together.
Not only did she take it up with her boyfriend, they are still together. I don't get some people. Yet somehow, it's another strike against me!

I should prolly come clean, this isn't the girl that I talked about long before.
I only went out twice with this girl and told her we were better friends. She's bitter about that I think.
We had already been friends for a long time. I don't want this girl back, I just wanted more sensitivity here since she is/was a really good friend. It was her friendship that I really wanted back. Hope you can forgive my betrayal of your trust without me posting pics...
I don't know what ever happened to her though. She isn't talking to any of her old friends. I suspect now that it has something to do with that douche. Ah well.

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:28 pm**

Juan_Bottom wrote:Yet somehow, it's another strike against me!

What did i say?

Posted: **Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:36 pm**

Juan, with the way things are going for you with women, I suggest you try men.

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