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These are GREAT!

And it's good to know that men do know how to write poetry....kinda scary though that in some of these y'all sound like CC is your...ummm...woman....lolol...

MegasWoman wrote:These are GREAT!

And it's good to know that men do know how to write poetry....kinda scary though that in some of these y'all sound like CC is your...ummm...woman....lolol...

there is a sad truth behind every good work of art

JoshyBoy wrote:There once was a new admin called Hyasri,
Who managed this site really quite badly,
He said "here I am",
Upset General Stoneham,
Now he's doing time in the county.

i am listning to a song and they just sung hear i am at the same time i was reading this

targetman377 wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:There once was a new admin called Hyasri,
Who managed this site really quite badly,
He said "here I am",
Upset General Stoneham,
Now he's doing time in the county.

there once was a figment of lack's imagination called hyasri...
his job was to come here, eliminate flame wars and harass me...
he killed the forum, and threw me on a month long ban,
then he vanished and has yet to ever be heard from again.
consequently, i think my ban lasted longer than he...-0

Hey, I'm no poet but I'll give this a go.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

Thoughts?

Rocket.

Rocketry wrote:Hey, I'm no poet but I'll give this a go.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

Thoughts?

Rocket.

other than that good job

squishyg wrote:On a long and lonesome website, run by lackattack.
You can play a variation or choose a classic from the pack
You can think about your next move, or the one you blew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When you're waiting twenty hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like posting, you just wish your turn was due.
Say, here I am, on cc again again.
There I am, starting to age.
Here I go, on cc again.
Is it my turn? Refresh the page.

very nice homage to bob seger, i liked it.

azezzo wrote:

squishyg wrote:On a long and lonesome website, run by lackattack.
You can play a variation or choose a classic from the pack
You can think about your next move, or the one you blew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When you're waiting twenty hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like posting, you just wish your turn was due.
Say, here I am, on cc again again.
There I am, starting to age.
Here I go, on cc again.
Is it my turn? Refresh the page.

very nice homage to bob seger, i liked it.

Why, thank you! My husband and I enjoy the original version as well as the very good Metallica cover. I was listening to it recently and thought of this, our beloved website. I actually don't mind the wait between turns all that much, as it does allow me to live my life.


And so Owen doesn't get upset
Here's a brief, but rhyming couplet.

The infamous sister deprives the harmony.
In an assistant expressway orbits Lyme's Disease.
Behind another raised gender resides the doubling uncle.
Lyme's Disease shames each feminist pro next to the mailbox.
Conquer Club disciplines Lyme's Disease.
A skill relieves the shot.

You've conquered CC's maps, now conquer the art of poetry! Bitching about dice is actually legal here, as long as it's in poem form I'll start:

2, 4, 6, 8,
Counting the sixes that I hate.
Cyan's a newb, he auto'd my stack,
Green and yellow are forcing me back,
Pink lost first and threw a fit,
Blue gave up, I guess, and quit.
Sighing heavily, I finish my turn,
Then head for the forums and learn,
jones cracked a joke about me in SIB,
And I laugh with glee when it I see,
And say to myself, ''Today was a good day on CC.''

‐Sully

Lol, thanks whoever merged this

In honor of Cutesy Club and Valentines Day---and the Poetry Contest!

How do I love thee Conquer Club? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the left menu pane to the right forum post,
I love thee to the level of obsession haze,
As evidenced in this forum topic most.
By sun and candle-light, I love thee freely
Everyday, waking to take my every turn.
I love thee with the passion, I guarantee
No matter the dice, the hurt, the spurn---
I love thee with my every breath,
I shall but love thee better after every elimination death.


--Andy

Let's get our creative juices flowing,
as our spoils keep growing,
you may add one line or twenty,
but be sure to know that freestyle is plenty,
Just ensure that you're able to rhyme....