Conquer Club

I second the veto on Zeo.

Also, I have heard that he suffers from an Oedipus complex..... ew.

stache hag wrote:I second the veto on Zeo.

Also, I have heard that he suffers from an Oedipus complex..... ew.

thats not true ,I swear Cross my heart and hope to die

Stick a needle in your eye?

yes, who told you that?

stache hag wrote:Stick a needle in your eye?

Holy shit, this is funny on so many levels.

why do you hate me OwlLawyer?

Zeo, how old are you?

12, but you didnt answer my Question?

ZeoEmpire wrote:why do you hate me OwlLawyer?

See, i don't hate you.

The reason that was fucking hilarious is because, in the story of Oedipus, he marries his mother and kills his father. All without knowing they are his mother and father. Then, when the realization hits him, he gouges out his eyes.

So you said, "Cross my heart and hope to die"

And she finished the childhool rhyme with "Stick a needle in your eye?"

BUT, with the Oedipus element added in, it reaches a new level of hilarity.

Okay, you may have to read Oedipus Rex....

"Stick a needle in my eye"

1. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

2. Oedipus kills himself in this fashion.

(So, going into 7th or 8th grade? As an English teacher, I am pretty sure you read Oedipus in 10th grade....)

Fastposted.

i dont get you

Oedipus does not kill himself, he merely blinds himself.

Right.... I haven't read that shit in 10 years.

What don't you get?

cuz i never read the book

right, we were trying to just explain the plot.

Oedipus is a man who (accidentally) bones his mother and kills his father. He comes to find out that he has married his mother, and kills his father, and he is ashamed. So, he gouges his eyes out.

Therefore, when someone is said to have an "Oedipus Complex" what one is saying is that they are a little too close to mommy. Get it?

yes

Seriously though, you'll probably read it in 10th grade.... that's where I read it.

SH perhaps you should start a reading corner for all the little kiddies on the site. there's soooo many.

i dont think so

wicked wrote:SH perhaps you should start a reading corner for all the little kiddies on the site. there's soooo many.

LMAO. Wanna put me on salary?

I think we could take up a collection if you added grammar to your teachings.

I'm not sure there is enough money in the world for the likes of Hendy.