Conquer Club

Fircoal wrote:HA! There I did it. All of my contacts together to face my wrath. Remember I hate you all and death to Nag. Thank you, for spreading it Nag. Thrusday... I don't know why but it was the first strike. Friday... none better. Saturday... The terrible truth. Today... The Strike of vengeance.

JoeBeevers wrote:

kwanton wrote:

JoeBeevers wrote:Joe Beevers is a dumbass!

There. Fixed it for ya.

Ok, I warned you.
One of our Goons is now in his car, expect a visit from Henry the Hawk within the hour

Skittles! wrote:yAH MAN, stupid cap

Yah yah yah. I can still spell, apart from cocks. YA, I SPELT IT RIGHT. f*ck YOU BITCHES

cHEESE ANYONE?

Fucking caps

Skittles! wrote:f*ck you cunts i fucking don't like this clan and my friends ar having sex and shit

OH FUCKKKKKKK

Skittles! wrote:aghhhh. theyre naked an pussy licking shits

got tonkaed wrote:

nagerous wrote:WHERES THE ALCOhol thrwEAD I FUCKED UPO MAJOR DE|frgtails i nthe morning roflcakes I FUCKE UP LOL

so when are you heading out to drink?

jonesthecurl wrote:I think maybe your sisters got you on the "condom diet". It's all the rage.
In fact, it's the coming thing.

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not some "self proclaimed moderator" anymore. I was promoted to moderator status, that means I have the right to ban anyone whose behavior violates the standards of this site. I believe moderators deserve to be treated with a bit more respect than the average poster, otherwise that undermines their authority.

wrestler1ump wrote:dyingfetus, I am now a moderator on this board and I am asking you to NOT give any more violent details like the last one you just made. If you do it again you will be banned.

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not leaving. I decided I would stay to try and sorten you jerks out, because this place desperatly needs a moderator.

wrestler1ump wrote:Actually I did see this sadistic thread and I am appalled. I cannot believe that somebody would put me in a position where I thought I was a moderator, then leave me to look like a fool when I found out that I was not a moderator after all.

wrestler1ump wrote:It figures everybody makes fun of Wicked. He is a good moderator.

Beastly wrote:These all came from flame wars, I couldn't decide which was the best!

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not some "self proclaimed moderator" anymore. I was promoted to moderator status, that means I have the right to ban anyone whose behavior violates the standards of this site. I believe moderators deserve to be treated with a bit more respect than the average poster, otherwise that undermines their authority.

wrestler1ump wrote:dyingfetus, I am now a moderator on this board and I am asking you to NOT give any more violent details like the last one you just made. If you do it again you will be banned.

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not leaving. I decided I would stay to try and sorten you jerks out, because this place desperatly needs a moderator.

wrestler1ump wrote:Actually I did see this sadistic thread and I am appalled. I cannot believe that somebody would put me in a position where I thought I was a moderator, then leave me to look like a fool when I found out that I was not a moderator after all.

wrestler1ump wrote:It figures everybody makes fun of Wicked. He is a good moderator.

nagerous wrote:Hot-Head had to swear and be over-agressive in each post.. much like the character Sonny himself, who's overagressiveness was his downfall. Ironically because the role was given to firth people just thought he was being a prick anyway.

Scott-Land wrote:im 2 inches away from this guys infested schlong

The Weird One wrote:

Scott-Land wrote:

Incandenza wrote:Assuming that the OP is legit, proceeding with her request would be catastrophically ill-advised for many many many reasons, the foremost of which being that said course of action will almost certainly land you in prison.

Not to mention the moral implications of such acts..... OMG- I surely hope this was some sick joke.

Moral implications? What does that mean? *shoves another baby down garbage disposal*





I'm gonna get hell for saying that, aren't I?

Fircoal wrote:I want more quotes of me.

Fircoal wrote:A point in my favor is that I have played this game before.

A point not in my favor is that I have the vocabulary of a 5 year old on drugs.

SO I guess we're opposite.

kwanton wrote:I'm waiting for it......

You know what it is.

Someone say it.

Skittles! wrote:Just another sequence of cyber sex in the Spamalot thread.

Fircoal wrote:I want more quotes of me.

Fircoal wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:MAndy, stop posting and get back to work being my maid.

1. I am not a maid.
2. I am certanly not your maid.
3. Since that post sounded a bit scary , I would like to point your attention to an often overlooked fact that I'm a man! Mafia poets, teaching a various scum to count up to 2 and now a kinky, possibly gay mouse. Why me, oh Lord, why ME!!!!

I'M NOT KINKY OR GAY! I JUST WANT YOU TO DO ME WORK FOR ME!

I WILL NOT DO YOU!

NOT LIKE THAT! I MEAN YOU CLEAN UP AFTER ME!

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:I want more quotes of me.

If you insist my twisted little friend. Looking back, this might have been the direct cause of my temporal Sherwood insanity.

Fircoal wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:

mandalorian2298 wrote:
1. I am not a maid.
2. I am certanly not your maid.
3. Since that post sounded a bit scary , I would like to point your attention to an often overlooked fact that I'm a man! Mafia poets, teaching a various scum to count up to 2 and now a kinky, possibly gay mouse. Why me, oh Lord, why ME!!!!

I'M NOT KINKY OR GAY! I JUST WANT YOU TO DO ME WORK FOR ME!

I WILL NOT DO YOU!

NOT LIKE THAT! I MEAN YOU CLEAN UP AFTER ME!

Juan_Bottom wrote:First, I don't have a scanner

Second *Middle Finger Key*

Have a nice day.

Beastly wrote:These all came from flame wars, I couldn't decide which was the best!

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not some "self proclaimed moderator" anymore. I was promoted to moderator status, that means I have the right to ban anyone whose behavior violates the standards of this site. I believe moderators deserve to be treated with a bit more respect than the average poster, otherwise that undermines their authority.

wrestler1ump wrote:dyingfetus, I am now a moderator on this board and I am asking you to NOT give any more violent details like the last one you just made. If you do it again you will be banned.

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not leaving. I decided I would stay to try and sorten you jerks out, because this place desperatly needs a moderator.

wrestler1ump wrote:Actually I did see this sadistic thread and I am appalled. I cannot believe that somebody would put me in a position where I thought I was a moderator, then leave me to look like a fool when I found out that I was not a moderator after all.

wrestler1ump wrote:It figures everybody makes fun of Wicked. He is a good moderator.

hecter wrote:

Beastly wrote:These all came from flame wars, I couldn't decide which was the best!

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not some "self proclaimed moderator" anymore. I was promoted to moderator status, that means I have the right to ban anyone whose behavior violates the standards of this site. I believe moderators deserve to be treated with a bit more respect than the average poster, otherwise that undermines their authority.

wrestler1ump wrote:dyingfetus, I am now a moderator on this board and I am asking you to NOT give any more violent details like the last one you just made. If you do it again you will be banned.

wrestler1ump wrote:I am not leaving. I decided I would stay to try and sorten you jerks out, because this place desperatly needs a moderator.

wrestler1ump wrote:Actually I did see this sadistic thread and I am appalled. I cannot believe that somebody would put me in a position where I thought I was a moderator, then leave me to look like a fool when I found out that I was not a moderator after all.

wrestler1ump wrote:It figures everybody makes fun of Wicked. He is a good moderator.

Oh, I remember that... It was so fucking funny!

wrestler1ump wrote:Anarkistsdream and I have really come down hard on each other in the past. I do think though that we are very much alike (not having a lot of flaming skill, being low ranked a lot of the time, not being very well respected on here, about the same age, both of us writes short posts, both of us are intellectuals). We probably had a tendency to remind each other of the bad traits that we had but didn't want to acknowledge we had, which is why we shot each other down so many times.

Beastly wrote:ok ok!!!

I thought those were good, but just now I just saw this quote, and it is the most memorable ever!!

wrestler1ump wrote:Anarkistsdream and I have really come down hard on each other in the past. I do think though that we are very much alike (not having a lot of flaming skill, being low ranked a lot of the time, not being very well respected on here, about the same age, both of us writes short posts, both of us are intellectuals). We probably had a tendency to remind each other of the bad traits that we had but didn't want to acknowledge we had, which is why we shot each other down so many times.

AK_iceman wrote:I nominate sexkitten. Watching her debate anything besides what to get from the candy machine would just be amazing.

happy2seeyou wrote:hehe I have a new one:

Scott-Land wrote:im 2 inches away from this guys infested schlong

Incandenza wrote:I am thrilled that I was able to witness this quote first hand...

Oh, and btw, thanks for resurrecting that little terza rima nugget, mandy. That game was a laugh.