Conquer Club

Neoteny wrote:

JACKAZZTJM wrote:ill shit all over my lawn and watch the stupid zombies step in it

I think this requires further recognition. This is the apex of apocalyptic thought. No doubt, when I'm all radioactive and glowy, you will see me out front, shitting on my lawn.

I guess I'm one step ahead of you guys, I just shit on other peoples lawns.

Frigidus wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

JACKAZZTJM wrote:ill shit all over my lawn and watch the stupid zombies step in it

I think this requires further recognition. This is the apex of apocalyptic thought. No doubt, when I'm all radioactive and glowy, you will see me out front, shitting on my lawn.

I guess I'm one step ahead of you guys, I just shit on other peoples lawns.

while these are all valuable methods, i prefer taking it to the next level, and cutting donuts on their lawn with a rear wheel drive, manual transmission vehicle, and THEN shitting on the parts of the lawn missed by the tires.

Before it all kicks off, spend loads of money buy a nintendo wii, get guitar hero and the new mario kart game. Set up an iPod speaker system. Find whoever I'm seeing, install a double bed down there. Extra side-room for my parents. Plenty of alcohol. Sit the thing out, whilst getting suitably pissed so I'm not afraid when the whole shit kicks off.

Jenos Ridan wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

reminisco wrote:whoa, totally inappropriate. so, i'm pretty sure YOU'RE a virgin.

and if it were the apocalypse, i'd hope i was there, so i could force you to put your mouth on a curb, make you open wide, and stomp the back of your fucking head into the fucking curb you degenerate coward waste of life.

ps. and seriously, do you have a sister or a mother? how would you feel if someone did that to one of them, or even SAID they would do that?

fucking retard.

Curb Stomp his ass!!!

Ditto.

*As soon as Fireedud opens the door to leave the restroom stall, my fist collides with his mouth, making him swallow his teeth. Grabbing him by his hair, I drive my knee into his sternum, knocking the wind out of him. He drops limp and unconcious to the floor, bloody, brusied and confused.*

(note, I am not some sort of self-important badass wannabe. I just detest this sort of scum; they are like coachroaches and need to be stepped on, hard.)

IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!

fireedud wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Curb Stomp his ass!!!

Ditto.

*As soon as Fireedud opens the door to leave the restroom stall, my fist collides with his mouth, making him swallow his teeth. Grabbing him by his hair, I drive my knee into his sternum, knocking the wind out of him. He drops limp and unconcious to the floor, bloody, brusied and confused.*

(note, I am not some sort of self-important badass wannabe. I just detest this sort of scum; they are like coachroaches and need to be stepped on, hard.)

IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!

Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?

get the zombies consent first?

Frigidus wrote:Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?

I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.

fireedud wrote:
IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!

It's only the major disruption of society; the real apocalypse would mean I wouldn't be around to see it. There would also be some very obivious signs of what is happening.

In any event, rape is inexcusable.

Moving on....My friends and I as going to hold out in the deep woods for a while, until you morons in the big cities get your act together. Don't bother us, unless you wish to meet with sudden and messy end.

fireedud wrote:IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!

interesting point. well, i guess you're right. so, in that case, while you are chugging your first ever beer before going out and raping a woman to have your first ever sex (albeit taken by force), i'd lock you in a prison cell with MIchael Jackson, and some other well known, but stronger, fairies who could then spend their last moments on earth repeatedly raping the shit out of you.

of course, i wouldn't be culpable -- since they'd be the ones double teaming you into a pair of fingercuffs -- and you'd get to have that rape experience you've always wanted.

get the zombies consent first?

Alright, if you want to shagg, say the word "Brrraaains"

Neoteny wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?

I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.

Oh Rule 34, what would we do without you?

Frigidus wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?

I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.

Oh Rule 34, what would we do without you?

It's true. Although it isn't porn per se, just a bit of nipplage. I forget what movie it's from...

Uh... I just googled hottest zombie ever... I'm at school, but I had to close the window before I could see all of what popped up... yeah...

Quite honestly when I prepared for the end I will make sure I have enough semtex and Nukes to get it right the first time, starting first off with Man United, followed by the United States.

Mustaphajoint wrote:Quite honestly when I prepared for the end I will make sure I have enough semtex and Nukes to get it right the first time, starting first off with Man United, followed by the United States.

Do you really need the semtex and the nukes? Surely the nukes will be efficient enough?

Neoteny wrote:Surely the nukes will be efficient enough?

You have no sense of subtlety.

Tsh.

i mean if we are talking about causing the apocalypse, you might as well put some effort into it. You dont get a do over.

Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?

The1exile wrote:Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?

Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.

Neoteny wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

Neoteny wrote:I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.

Oh Rule 34, what would we do without you?

It's true. Although it isn't porn per se, just a bit of nipplage. I forget what movie it's from...

Uh... I just googled hottest zombie ever... I'm at school, but I had to close the window before I could see all of what popped up... yeah...

Nothing really good, at least not on the first few pages that I saw. Anyway, can you pm me a link to the pic you mentioned?

MeDeFe wrote:Nothing really good, at least not on the first few pages that I saw. Anyway, can you pm me a link to the pic you mentioned?

Yeah, I checked it when I got home. I'll try to find it again when I get home... again...

Frigidus wrote:

The1exile wrote:Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?

Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.

Well that sucks, I already took out armageddon insurance via jumping.

The1exile wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

The1exile wrote:Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?

Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.

Well that sucks, I already took out armageddon insurance via jumping.

the name Armageddon refers to the Hill of Megiddo, where the final battle between heaven and hell is supposed to take place. start thumping!

khazalid wrote:

The1exile wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.

Well that sucks, I already took out armageddon insurance via jumping.

the name Armageddon refers to the Hill of Megiddo, where the final battle between heaven and hell is supposed to take place. start thumping!

Seriously, lets hurry it up. If we're going to have an epic battle against the forces of evil lets do it. It'll be over in a minute, we have nukes now.