Conquer Club

our landlord doesn't allow us to get cats

Solution: get a new landlord.

Have no landlord at all

Almost died? An acquaintance of mine has a cat which survived being stepped on by a horse.

InkL0sed wrote:WMy mom refuses to get another, as she mysteriously developed an allergy to them.

She was the one who cleaned the litterbox, yes?

MeDeFe wrote:Almost died? An acquaintance of mine has a cat which survived being stepped on by a horse.

The day before I left home to go to college my dear, dear kitty Anakin (ooh, another hint to my age!?), got ran over by a car during a thunderstorm. His HEAD was smashed. His brains, I kid you not, were coming out of his mouth like another tongue and out of his eye sockets like tears streaming down his face. He howled these sad, gurgly little meows. He survived for 12 hours!!

My mom and I SOBBED for the entire 12 hours. My dad wanted to just 'take him out back' but we loved little Ani too much to let him die anything but a slow, painful death.

btownmeggy wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Almost died? An acquaintance of mine has a cat which survived being stepped on by a horse.

The day before I left home to go to college my dear, dear kitty Anakin (ooh, another hint to my age!?), got ran over by a car during a thunderstorm. His HEAD was smashed. His brains, I kid you not, were coming out of his mouth like another tongue and out of his eye sockets like tears streaming down his face. He howled these sad, gurgly little meows. He survived for 12 hours!!

My mom and I SOBBED for the entire 12 hours. My dad wanted to just 'take him out back' but we loved little Ani too much to let him die anything but a slow, painful death.

That blows, man. I'm sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jDfSqtG2E4

i wish you watches plz?

and another thing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project

and to round off my triple post:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew_1

btownmeggy wrote:The day before I left home to go to college my dear, dear kitty Anakin (ooh, another hint to my age!?), got ran over by a car during a thunderstorm. His HEAD was smashed. His brains, I kid you not, were coming out of his mouth like another tongue and out of his eye sockets like tears streaming down his face. He howled these sad, gurgly little meows. He survived for 12 hours!!

My mom and I SOBBED for the entire 12 hours. My dad wanted to just 'take him out back' but we loved little Ani too much to let him die anything but a slow, painful death.

this is horrible.... once i had this party.... the damned stripper ran over my cat in my driveway when she was leaving! ..... true story.... since that day my cats are NOT allowed outside .... love my three Rag Dolls

RiskTycoon wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:The day before I left home to go to college my dear, dear kitty Anakin (ooh, another hint to my age!?), got ran over by a car during a thunderstorm. His HEAD was smashed. His brains, I kid you not, were coming out of his mouth like another tongue and out of his eye sockets like tears streaming down his face. He howled these sad, gurgly little meows. He survived for 12 hours!!

My mom and I SOBBED for the entire 12 hours. My dad wanted to just 'take him out back' but we loved little Ani too much to let him die anything but a slow, painful death.

this is horrible.... once i had this party.... the damned stripper ran over my cat in my driveway when she was leaving! ..... true story.... since that day my cats are NOT allowed outside .... love my three Rag Dolls

Rag dolls are CUUUUUTE! I want one.

lol well I might hold you to that.... looks like Cottonellie is pregnant with Mr. Bigglesworth's kids ... if she pops i don't know what i'm gonna do ... lol i can't have a million kitties running around ... as cute as that would be lol

RiskTycoon wrote:lol well I might hold you to that.... looks like Cottonellie is pregnant with Mr. Bigglesworth's kids ... if she pops i don't know what i'm gonna do ... lol i can't have a million kitties running around ... as cute as that would be lol

You could sell 'em for big bucks. There's a big rag doll racket.

They're so luvable that people just want them for pets and don't care a poo about bloodlines or show quality or whatever schmatever like some breeds.

yeah i thought about that... they will not have papers to show they are real Rag Dolls and i don't feel like trying to register them so i think if she does pop i'll just try and get rid of em for like $100 or $200 ... who wouldn't want a super cute kitty for that cost! or just give em away if it takes too long to sell them... the bad part about this... is you know i'm gonna end up with 4 cats when all is said and done !

RiskTycoon wrote:yeah i thought about that... they will not have papers to show they are real Rag Dolls and i don't feel like trying to register them so i think if she does pop i'll just try and get rid of em for like $100 or $200 ... who wouldn't want a super cute kitty for that cost! or just give em away if it takes too long to sell them... the bad part about this... is you know i'm gonna end up with 4 cats when all is said and done !

People will definitely buy them, especially if they come to your home and see the other cute ragdolly cats.

I bought my first cat for $75, and she's just a barn cat's daughter. But she was itty bitty and worm-free, so it was worth it.

oh and guess who is getting neutered after all this is done lol wish i had a picture of him at work ....

RiskTycoon wrote:oh and guess who is getting neutered after all this is done lol wish i had a picture of him at work ....

btownmeggy wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Almost died? An acquaintance of mine has a cat which survived being stepped on by a horse.

The day before I left home to go to college my dear, dear kitty Anakin (ooh, another hint to my age!?), got ran over by a car during a thunderstorm. His HEAD was smashed. His brains, I kid you not, were coming out of his mouth like another tongue and out of his eye sockets like tears streaming down his face. He howled these sad, gurgly little meows. He survived for 12 hours!!

My mom and I SOBBED for the entire 12 hours. My dad wanted to just 'take him out back' but we loved little Ani too much to let him die anything but a slow, painful death.

wow. that is awful. i would have been crying for hours. I am sorry he went that way! my 15 y/o cat died a little over a year ago (in her sleep) and I was a wreck for weeks. my cats never go outside, i am paranoid.

yeah, it's pretty amazing how attached you get to your pets.... my little pals lol always waiting for me when i get home my hunny and i bought a cat once her name was Iris... a week after we got her she died of FIP ... was pretty sad .... and we only had her for a week...

Not enough kitties lol.

Damn, that's one long cat! Longcat FTW!

sheepofdumb wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:

oggiss wrote:What is lolcats?

It's where these pictures are coming from.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

I don't get ALL my pictures form there. I try to find other sites as well. Like the site hosting this!

like tis one
http://funnyjunk.com























to name a few


http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/tags/Kitten/
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/tags/Cats/

cick these links for more cat pics