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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:34 am
by Hitman079
to quote vtmarik again:
vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.
While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.
Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:39 am
by browng-08
Hitman079 wrote:to quote vtmarik again:
vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.
While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.
Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.
Nice.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:43 am
by Sir. Ricco
I cut your body into 1 inch strips!
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:49 am
by soulreaver
I skin you real slow and feed you your own flesh....
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:12 am
by Sir. Ricco
I break every bone in your body then smash you to little pieces.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:14 am
by apey
I curse you with no sex for a year
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:15 am
by Sir. Ricco
I call the god of lighting upon you. Who flashs ten thousand bolts of lighting on you while keeping you alive.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:17 am
by apey
I slice the skin inbetween your fingers and toes and bathe you in lemon juice
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:05 pm
by Dariune
I spank you until you cry out for mercy.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:06 pm
by apey
That is not torture that is pure fun
so I l don't let you that is torture
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:08 pm
by Dariune
Hehe
Hmmm ok you want me to play rough?
Takes off my belt thwacks you and leaves enough marks to put you up as a modern art exhibition.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:10 pm
by apey
Ties you to the bed and keeps you (well ahem yeah there are kids here so use ur imagination) for hours
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:12 pm
by Dariune
(im just going to go to the bathroom for a bit)
Hmmm well considering the family nature of this thread i will refrain from stating my intended idea and instead say
Ties you to a chair and drips a drop of water on your forehead every 4 seconds until you go insane.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:18 pm
by apey
That didn't take long
I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:34 pm
by fireedud
apey wrote:That didn't take long
I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
apple, pear, tomato, plum, nectarine, peach, pomegranate, orange, tangerine, banana.
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:40 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
I burn every crap cartoon ever made
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:52 pm
by Dariune
apey wrote:That didn't take long
I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
If i dont name ten fruits will you stray on top of me?
What? im just asking
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:15 pm
by apey
and keep tapping yes I will *continues with the previous torture*
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:36 pm
by soulreaver
I will stick thin strips of bamboo under your fingernails and break them off so you can't get them out
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:06 pm
by apey
I use my tweezers to extract the bamboo
I then proceed to use my tweezers to pluck ur pubic hair and arm pit hair one by one
I really need to stay outta this thread
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:22 pm
by soulreaver
I love a tough woman,I submit to you and you alone...
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:33 pm
by Dariune
apey wrote:I use my tweezers to extract the bamboo
I then proceed to use my tweezers to pluck ur pubic hair and arm pit hair one by one
I really need to stay outta this thread
I think im in love. (joke) Anyway, i think the tapping is worth the straddling.
Back to the thread.
I put burning embers down your throat and watch as you choke and burn
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:53 pm
by Sir. Ricco
Poke holes in you (Face) cheaks. Then rip out you eyeballs. Then cut off you nose and make you eat your eyeballs.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:01 am
by Dariune
Takes each of your limbs and ties them in a circular motion until they start to crack and groan under the pressure. Suddenly they break
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:20 am
by militant
Dariune wrote:Takes each of your limbs and ties them in a circular motion until they start to crack and groan under the pressure. Suddenly they break
Have you ever seen saw 3?