vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.
While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.
vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.
While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.
That didn't take long I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh 04:42:40 ‹ronc8649› uhoh iAmCaffeine: 4/28/2016. I love how the PL players are getting wet on your wall
apey wrote:That didn't take long I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
apey wrote:That didn't take long I straddle you and start tapping your forehead and tell you to name ten fruits and no tom cruise is not the kinda fruit I am looking for
If i dont name ten fruits will you stray on top of me?
What? im just asking
Anarkistsdream wrote:Yay, Dariune's official scapegoat! I think I have just attained my dream job.
I use my tweezers to extract the bamboo
I then proceed to use my tweezers to pluck ur pubic hair and arm pit hair one by one
I really need to stay outta this thread
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh 04:42:40 ‹ronc8649› uhoh iAmCaffeine: 4/28/2016. I love how the PL players are getting wet on your wall
apey wrote:I use my tweezers to extract the bamboo I then proceed to use my tweezers to pluck ur pubic hair and arm pit hair one by one I really need to stay outta this thread
I think im in love. (joke) Anyway, i think the tapping is worth the straddling.
Back to the thread.
I put burning embers down your throat and watch as you choke and burn
Anarkistsdream wrote:Yay, Dariune's official scapegoat! I think I have just attained my dream job.