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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:09 am
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but she files a lawsuit against you and you cannot go closer then 3000 ft to her.
I wish I had Halo 3 right now.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:14 am
by strike wolf
granted but some lunatic destroys all the video game systems in the world (including yours) and now the game is useless.
I wish for super powers.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:23 am
by dustn64
granted, but your only superpower is that you can poop more than the average person. and you have no control.
I wish I had x-ray vision
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:25 am
by muy_thaiguy
granted, but you give yourself cancer from all that radiation.
I wish there was no more emo music
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:30 am
by misterman10
granted, but then the world turns happy and everyone dies
I wish I could read super fast
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:32 am
by Gilligan
Granted, but you can't read.
I wish I could be ruler of the world
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:36 am
by misterman10
granted, but everyone hates you and kills you
i wish school didnt exist
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:37 am
by The1exile
Granted, but then the inhabitants of the world emgirate elsewhere so you end up being ruler of nothing.
I wish I could play drums better.
Edit: doh, fastposted.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:00 am
by strike wolf
Granted but now there are no drums for you to play.
I wish everyone admired me.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:51 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but then they grow bored with you and you fall into a pit of obscurity.
I wish I had a box to kick...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:14 pm
by Syzygy
Granted, you may now kick yourself in the ballbox.
I wish I could star in my own hit sci-fi series.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:19 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but it's only a hit for the first episode, the show gets canceled after the 3rd episode, and you die in misery.
I wish I could play guitar
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:32 pm
by cena-rules
granted though you play it rubbishly
I wish for a cold pie
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:35 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but you break your teeth on it.
I wish I had some ramen
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:41 pm
by strike wolf
Granted but it's too hot and it scalds your mouth.
I wish that spamalot would die.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:40 pm
by cena-rules
granted but they revive them selves
I wish for knowledge
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:42 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but you kill yourself for knowing things you weren't supposed to.
I wish I had a wish.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:45 pm
by dustn64
granted but you have to give it to somebody else
I wish that I was not hungary
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:53 pm
by Daring Overlord5
granted, you are now forever thirsty
i wish that i won the superbowl (and then went to disney world)
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but you got lawsuits pressed against you and you spend life in jail.
I wish for a straw
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:04 pm
by misterman10
granted, buy you cant use it to jack off so you kill yourself
i wish school was only 2 hours a day
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:06 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but you are stuck in school for the rest of your life.
I wish I had premium legaly.
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:09 pm
by misterman10
granted, but CC shuts down
I wish I had a real leg
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:17 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but you get AIDS from it and die.
I wish I had misterman's box...
Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:19 pm
by Iliad
Granted. It falls onto your head and kills you.
I wish I had telekinetic powers