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Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:34 pm
by Army of GOD
I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:23 pm
by riskllama
I don't think you're sorry at all, AoG...

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:51 pm
by owenshooter
Army of GOD wrote:I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you
we are still kind of shocked that you are actually "playing" games, instead of dead beating all of them... impressive...-Jésus noir

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:43 am
by betiko
Army of GOD wrote:I'm sorry I don't play 7 billion games at a time like you
i usually have below 10 active games. I repeat: push up the pace if you want to make it to conqueror before 2020!

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:10 am
by ManBungalow
betiko wrote:i usually have below 10 active games.
Currently on 54.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:25 am
by Dukasaur
ManBungalow wrote:
betiko wrote:i usually have below 10 active games.
Currently on 54.
Currently on 142.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:49 am
by DoomYoshi
Symmetry still outranks you. Rough.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:29 pm
by Army of GOD
not anymore, he doesn't

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:11 am
by betiko
ManBungalow wrote:
betiko wrote:i usually have below 10 active games.
Currently on 54.
that's why i wrote usually. I just joined millions of 1v1 easter map games just to get some eggs (and ocasionally get my rank hammered). those games are finished in no time... i'll be down to 2-3 active games by friday.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:34 pm
by Army of GOD
day 29


Going premium has turned out to be a great decision. I am currently third in the "most improved" leaderboard, increasing my point total almost 60% so far in April. In terms of total increase since day 1, I have gone up 800%. Conqueror is in my sight. I only need 3300 more points until my goal is achieved.

I am currently locked in a tough contest with the user known as the "black Jesus". This is my greatest test to date. Game 15528144

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:44 pm
by Dukasaur
Army of GOD wrote:day 29


Going premium has turned out to be a great decision. I am currently third in the "most improved" leaderboard, increasing my point total almost 60% so far in April. In terms of total increase since day 1, I have gone up 800%. Conqueror is in my sight. I only need 3300 more points until my goal is achieved.

I am currently locked in a tough contest with the user known as the "black Jesus". This is my greatest test to date. Game 15528144
Lol, hope you used lots of K-Y!

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 8:35 pm
by Army of GOD
yeah, owenshooter really "beat me"

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Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:55 pm
by waauw
play me next
show me how it's done sensei

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:56 pm
by riskllama
woohoo, you're a captain1 well done, AoG.
sorry to hear about gramps, man...

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:38 pm
by DoomYoshi
If the dice helped owen beat on AoG, would nietzche help owen beat off AoG?

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:30 pm
by macbone
AoG, so far, so good!

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 12:03 pm
by demonfork
You seem to have been stalled at captain for quite sometime now.

What's your current Conqueror strategy?

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 12:30 pm
by Army of GOD
demonfork wrote:You seem to have been stalled at captain for quite sometime now.

What's your current Conqueror strategy?
I accidentally deadbeated out of a few games last weekend. If I didn't I would've been at major but it killed me pointswise.

I'm still waiting for nietzsche to stop being a little bitch and accept my challenge

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 12:46 pm
by nietzsche
I'm not playing you, you left me a bad rating.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 12:58 pm
by Army of GOD
I'll fix your rating if you play me

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 1:01 pm
by nietzsche
would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 1:52 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?
Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 1:56 pm
by nietzsche
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?
Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.
Are you saying Becca is ugly?

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 2:48 pm
by Serbia
nietzsche wrote:
Serbia wrote:
nietzsche wrote:would you get me a skype date with Becca if I play you?
Holy hell dude, are there no girls where you live?

Bollocks.
Are you saying Becca is ugly?
No, I'm saying she's a knockout.

Bollocks.

Re: From Cook to Conquerer

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 3:18 pm
by Army of GOD
nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country