Conquer Club

But, if he is innocent think of the finger pointing that would ensue. It could get pretty ugly. I propose all of Tofu should anchor up in unison, to prove your loyalty. It will surely expedite the process of finding the loose lips, so they can be properly censored. And the innocent will all have their good names restored permanently. It's a win win.

NOW that is something that I could live with.........

pearljamrox2 wrote:But, if he is innocent think of the finger pointing that would ensue. It could get pretty ugly. I propose all of Tofu should anchor up in unison, to prove your loyalty. It will surely expedite the process of finding the loose lips, so they can be properly censored. And the innocent will all have their good names restored permanently. It's a win win.

You re still one short from the +7 in the castle aren t you?

Game 13037938


Well, there goes the shutout. It was like driving in a bath tub.

First blood, nice.
I know I'm having fun so far

Game 13038144

one for Dynasty

So, if the match ended right now, we would have you guys doubled up. Or extrapolate it over 60 games, we should win 40 to 20. Are you ready to concede yet? It's a long tournament and it just seems silly to play it out when Tofu must overcome such long odds.

We are playing you in the random league, and it looks like we will tie 6-6. I dont know what happened in a few of those games, but let me say that you must be feeling lucky. I wouldnt expect that same luck to happen here. This could get embarrassing. I'm just trying to look out for you.

Well For those keeping score at home... Dyn 2 TOFU 1

Remember kids, we are professionals...Do not attempt this without adult supervision

pearljamrox2 wrote:So, if the match ended right now, we would have you guys doubled up. Or extrapolate it over 60 games, we should win 40 to 20. Are you ready to concede yet? It's a long tournament and it just seems silly to play it out when Tofu must overcome such long odds.

We are playing you in the random league, and it looks like we will tie 6-6. I dont know what happened in a few of those games, but let me say that you must be feeling lucky. I wouldnt expect that same luck to happen here. This could get embarrassing. I'm just trying to look out for you.

HOWITZERHAL wrote:Well For those keeping score at home... Dyn 2 TOFU 1

Remember kids, we are professionals...Do not attempt this without adult supervision

Congratulations on the win Dynasty and best of luck in CC4

Am wondering whether you gentle folks are aware what a mole is in the uncouth Australian vernacular. Mole - very ugly woman, often with a ruinous attitude to match her marred looks.

Out of respect for CoF who I know is in a long term, long distance relationship with Dako I will refrain from posting a picture of Dako here. For all those with time on your hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2g9NYF4rn4 Please direct any complaints or queries to [player]Bruceswar[/player] my cultural attaché.

Tofu get cracking please, I would hate you to lose, I shudder to think about the avatar I'll be sporting if you do. Arama convinced me that you guys stood a chance. So muggins here made a little avatar swap wager.

BoganGod wrote:.. Please direct any complaints or queries to [player]Bruceswar[/player] my cultural attaché.

Tofu get cracking please, I would hate you to lose, I shudder to think about the avatar I'll be sporting if you do. Arama convinced me that you guys stood a chance. So muggins here made a little avatar swap wager.

I Think we can all agree we DID stand a chance, it wasn't given that Dynasty would annihilate us. But let me paint a picture for you. Tofu trio enjoying a calming game of trips, duelling the oppo well, things are looking ok and the time has come for some Flat Rate festivities!
The daring Dynasty duo (read trio) hold 3 cards each, and the Odd Fellows trust in Lady L not to shaft them to roughly on a Tuesday afternoon.
Rainbow 1
Rainbow 2
rainbow 3
And that's all she wrote, Dako lowered the drawbridge in the dead of night to give us a swift end, and the Dynasty hoards swarmed raped and pillaged.

I hope that bet wasn't too unsavoury for you old chap.
And once again, congratulations to [player]HOWITZERHAL[/player] for singlehandedly winning CC4 for Dynasty, with marginal help from [player]pearljamrox2[/player]. One day I shall find out how you managed to lure Lady L away from my patented and lovely diet of Andalusian Bull's Blood with a hint of cinnamon
oh Lady L... why? cat was so young

Despite impressive Dynasty card tricks (three three-card rainbows out of the gate), TOFU has claimed nuclear dominance.
Game 13037944 gg, was a fun one.

some weird stuff is happening with chat in some of my games ever since i started playing tofu in random league a couple weeks ago and continuing still into new games with tofu....i cant read chat even when i drag and click over it ...im assuming that the chat hacks u guys are using to steal my impressive insight into this game could use some more developing so i wont notice it happening in the future...i should reverse engineer that dako program now to read ur chat just so i can put ur teams pitiful cries in teamchat as my signature...

Dako ass working on it for a while...finally it works...ufff

That's a great excuse for doing something completely contrary to what the team agreed to in chat. "Er, what chat?"

His most impressive work (in my humble opinion) was the cow-to-english transalation add-on to his ChatHack 1.7
Worked wonders.

Arama86n wrote:His most impressive work (in my humble opinion) was the cow-to-english transalation add-on to his ChatHack 1.7
Worked wonders.

Mooooo ving experience? So Arabaaa how goes your search for a teenager with false teeth? I've heard Freakns will pretend to be a teenager for a modest fee.

Arama, glad to note in ATL vs RA thread that you have finally worked out the winner of your current challenge faces the winner of RA vs ATL next challenge. Should I look forward to playing against DYN?

BoganGod wrote:

Arama86n wrote:His most impressive work (in my humble opinion) was the cow-to-english transalation add-on to his ChatHack 1.7
Worked wonders.

Mooooo ving experience?

Queasy experience more like it. Apparently they do all their strat talk on skype where Lord Commander can direct. The team chat was mostly reserved for a certain cow (the object of your affection and stalking) repeatedly appealing to the witty female cow to take her shirt off, and getting turned down again and again. Resulting in three days of sulkiness and refusal to follow team plan. Depressing read mate.
We had to terminate the program asap and pursue DakoDice Alpha 1.0 with all due haste.
In my humble opinion though, I beleive my finding out of Lady L's addiction to Andalusian bulls blood was the deciding factor. That and Comic's enthusiasm for a fresh start in life as a butcher. He does damn fine work. Can I get you a cut?

BoganGod wrote:Arama, glad to note in ATL vs RA thread that you have finally worked out the winner of your current challenge faces the winner of RA vs ATL next challenge. Should I look forward to playing against DYN?

I'm a take life as it comes kind of guy, hadn't given the whole thing much thought actually. Didn't think to face the likes of you to the Quarters, so that's a nice surprise. Ofc, judging from your ACC/NCC (I forget) performance, maybe we should be the ones preparing for RA, rather than you preparing for Dynasty?
To answer your question though, undecided. Dynasty are awesome, and we do enjoy the summer sun, Asian girls and Russian vodka far to much for our own good. Between you and me, prepare to meet Dynasty Then you can be pleasantly surprised if outcome is any other.
You'll be in my prayers mate. I hope you find a way out from under Violet's boot. Must be a pretty view from down there though, almost worth letting her thrash you...
There... even worded a ready made excuse for you when it's all over. No, that's quiet alright, what are old friends for?

Bye now.

Arama86n wrote: Queasy experience more like it. Apparently they do all their strat talk on skype where Lord Commander can direct. The team chat was mostly reserved for a certain cow (the object of your affection and stalking) repeatedly appealing to the witty female cow to take her shirt off, and getting turned down again and again. Resulting in three days of sulkiness and refusal to follow team plan. Depressing read mate.

I'll take "Why don't they like me?" for $500, Alex.

Foxglove wrote:

Arama86n wrote: Queasy experience more like it. Apparently they do all their strat talk on skype where Lord Commander can direct. The team chat was mostly reserved for a certain cow (the object of your affection and stalking) repeatedly appealing to the witty female cow to take her shirt off, and getting turned down again and again. Resulting in three days of sulkiness and refusal to follow team plan. Depressing read mate.

I'll take "Why don't they like me?" for $500, Alex.

I'm kind of praying for a sense of Humour Foxglove. What more can I say?
If you beleive that I mean ill, you misread me. Can I be a bit provocative, sure. But most of the funny jokes are.
If you are truly offended by that, then by all means tell me.
But with the amount of real ill-meaning stuff that has been exchanged on these forums over the days, I'd rather you crack a smile and give me a poke in the ribs back. I beleive you more than capable of outmatching any cheekiness yours truly can muster on a Friday evening.

And for the record, I edited out that whole paragraph about ten minutes after posting when PMed by a KORT member. But reinstated my post now as Foxy posted it anyway.

Arama86n wrote:

Foxglove wrote:

Arama86n wrote: Queasy experience more like it. Apparently they do all their strat talk on skype where Lord Commander can direct. The team chat was mostly reserved for a certain cow (the object of your affection and stalking) repeatedly appealing to the witty female cow to take her shirt off, and getting turned down again and again. Resulting in three days of sulkiness and refusal to follow team plan. Depressing read mate.

I'll take "Why don't they like me?" for $500, Alex.

I'm kind of praying for a sense of Humour Foxglove. What more can I say?
If you beleive that I mean ill, you misread me. Can I be a bit provocative, sure. But most of the funny jokes are.
If you are truly offended by that, then by all means tell me.
But with the amount of real ill-meaning stuff that has been exchanged on these forums over the days, I'd rather you crack a smile and give me a poke in the ribs back. I beleive you more than capable of outmatching any cheekiness yours truly can muster on a Friday evening.

And for the record, I edited out that whole paragraph about ten minutes after posting when PMed by a KORT member. But reinstated my post now as Foxy posted it anyway.

Apologies for fast-posting you!

I do think I have a sense of humor. But the particular joke that you made (regardless of its semi-new incarnation) wasn't funny 3 years ago when it was fueled by ill will. It wasn't funny 2 years ago when it was fueled by mostly ill will. And unfortunately, it still doesn't seem funny today.

So I challenge you! Dig deep and present a new joke, not a tired old replay!I will laugh, poke you back, and entertain you with some clever words of my own.

please do as she says georgia okeefe vagina picture dude....i would like to witness the first entertaining words kort has ever put forth

Foxglove wrote:

Arama86n wrote:

Foxglove wrote:

Arama86n wrote: Queasy experience more like it. Apparently they do all their strat talk on skype where Lord Commander can direct. The team chat was mostly reserved for a certain cow (the object of your affection and stalking) repeatedly appealing to the witty female cow to take her shirt off, and getting turned down again and again. Resulting in three days of sulkiness and refusal to follow team plan. Depressing read mate.

I'll take "Why don't they like me?" for $500, Alex.

I'm kind of praying for a sense of Humour Foxglove. What more can I say?
If you beleive that I mean ill, you misread me. Can I be a bit provocative, sure. But most of the funny jokes are.
If you are truly offended by that, then by all means tell me.
But with the amount of real ill-meaning stuff that has been exchanged on these forums over the days, I'd rather you crack a smile and give me a poke in the ribs back. I beleive you more than capable of outmatching any cheekiness yours truly can muster on a Friday evening.

And for the record, I edited out that whole paragraph about ten minutes after posting when PMed by a KORT member. But reinstated my post now as Foxy posted it anyway.

Apologies for fast-posting you!

I do think I have a sense of humor. But the particular joke that you made (regardless of its semi-new incarnation) wasn't funny 3 years ago when it was fueled by ill will. It wasn't funny 2 years ago when it was fueled by mostly ill will. And unfortunately, it still doesn't seem funny today.

So I challenge you! Dig deep and present a new joke, not a tired old replay!I will laugh, poke you back, and entertain you with some clever words of my own.

Uncle Bogan takes things once more straight to the gutter. Foxy you'll always win if you promise to poke arama, however asking Arabaaaaa to come up with something new is cruel. He has his wedding to his first cousin Steve(have anglicised name for spelling ease) to plan, the small matter of his court appearance on public indecency charges, not to mention his battles with nutmeg addiction. I'm surprised my favourite norwegian yokel has the time to post on CC let alone attempt to be funny.

Just think if you two kiss and make-up. You might get an invite to his wedding. A not to be missed social occasion. Tying the bridal couple in a reindeer hide sack and pelting them with dried moose droppings is always a guest favourite.

Careful.....The Pelting with Died Moose Droppings Ban is still in effect in the hinterland and could cause a delay in appearing at the annual Tundra Munching Contest

Saterday morning, always fantastic.
Bogan, you do make one thing painfully clear. That I should stop attempting humor. To say that you are street ahead of me would be the understatement of the century

It's alright Howitz, with moose dropping pelting it's kind of like speeding, everyone does it when the long arm of the law is looking the other way
Speaking of moose, wish it was easier to get hold of. And reindeer. If you have to eat meat, it's preferable to the industry produced cancer-inspiring produce found at the local supermarket.
I suppose if I was living down under I'd be the bloke preaching the wallaby n' lentils diet