Conquer Club

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Oh man I wish they had done this to a few people when I was in middle school/high school. There was one girl who must've had some serious infection going on in her vagina all the way through grades 7-12. It was rank, you could smell her from like, 15 feet away. Eighth grade was the worst because I was assigned to sit right next to her in science class.

-TG

Which reminds me:

I have keen sense of smell, which is great until you discover undesirable details. "Ugh, she's menstruating."

Probably one of the worst smells out there. Rotten eggs and rotting carcasses are up there.

Feces doesn't smell offensive; don't let them fool ya.

This took a weird turn.

Much like Funky; I think all my confessions have been true so far (not trolling back to check the accuracy of this stratement).

Lootifer wrote:This took a weird turn.

Much like Funky; I think all my confessions have been true so far (not trolling back to check the accuracy of this stratement).

Yeah, it's gotten very "biological" as of late.

I very rarely swear in public, not even around my close friends and family but when I'm completely alone I tend to get more of a trucker's mouth when aggravated, frustrated, etc.. I feel this is somewhat duplicitous.

Bring the funk

I have the legs of a short person, but the torso of a tall person; effectively making me [slightly below?] average in height (5'10). I hide this fact from my rowing buddies.

Lootifer wrote:I have the legs of a short person, but the torso of a tall person; effectively making me [slightly below?] average in height (5'10). I hide this fact from my rowing buddies.

5' 10" is about average I believe. I'm the same, exactly 70" or 178cm.

-TG

Lootifer wrote:I have the legs of a short person, but the torso of a tall person; effectively making me [slightly below?] average in height (5'10). I hide this fact from my rowing buddies.

How? You just never stand up?

Coxswain: "The race is over Lootifer, are you coming out with us?"
Lootifer: "No thanks, I'm just going to sit in the shell here."

Ah nah they obviously know how tall I am; they just dont realise the proportions - which in rowing matters; length of your legs is, arguably, a very important factor in determining stroke length, which in turn determines power per stroke.

(confession: I was being a bit tongue in cheek here: they probably were aware considering they all look at me while rowing and I sit at the same height as them in the boat; seeing as I am 5'10 and them 6'2 but the same height sitting down kind of implies where the difference is),

I wish I'd seen this thread earlier, but as I haven't been online much lately...


oh, right, confession... I don't come here to play anymore, I just browse the forum

I'm quitting my shitty job at the end of June. However I will only quit after I have maximized my yearly allotment of vacation time. I also not give notice until I have my vacation time has been safely secured and taken.

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm quitting my shitty job at the end of June. However I will only quit after I have maximized my yearly allotment of vacation time. I also not give notice until I have my vacation time has been safely secured and taken.

Thats pretty poop that they dont pay you out for leave owing.

I have been using the swimming pool at my gym all week with a minor cold.

Lootifer wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm quitting my shitty job at the end of June. However I will only quit after I have maximized my yearly allotment of vacation time. I also not give notice until I have my vacation time has been safely secured and taken.

Thats pretty poop that they dont pay you out for leave owing.

I have been using the swimming pool at my gym all week with a minor cold.

There's needs to be a national agency to regulate you two miscreants!

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Lootifer wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm quitting my shitty job at the end of June. However I will only quit after I have maximized my yearly allotment of vacation time. I also not give notice until I have my vacation time has been safely secured and taken.

Thats pretty poop that they dont pay you out for leave owing.

I have been using the swimming pool at my gym all week with a minor cold.

There's needs to be a national agency to regulate you two miscreants!

I agree. I'm appalled at my own grammar in the second sentence.

Baron Von PWN wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Lootifer wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm quitting my shitty job at the end of June. However I will only quit after I have maximized my yearly allotment of vacation time. I also not give notice until I have my vacation time has been safely secured and taken.

Thats pretty poop that they dont pay you out for leave owing.

I have been using the swimming pool at my gym all week with a minor cold.

There's needs to be a national agency to regulate you two miscreants!

I agree. I'm appalled at my own grammar in the second sentence.

DOUBLES REGULATIONS!

OI! CONFESSIONS!

I just got grumpy with the wife over how to slow cook the pork.

Lootifer wrote: I just got grumpy with the wife over how to slow cook the pork.

TMI

I enjoy banana runts.

Funkyterrance wrote:I enjoy banana runts.

Those are the best runts indeed. I always saved them for the end.

Also, I just searched Runts via Google, and you can buy 30 lbs of Runts for $60.00 (free shipping to boot)...from Staples! http://www.staples.com/Wonka-Runts-Frui ... uct_710923


--Andy

saxitoxin wrote:

Lootifer wrote: I just got grumpy with the wife over how to slow cook the pork.

TMI

Hahah... good spin, Saxi.

AndyDufresne wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:I enjoy banana runts.

Those are the best runts indeed. I always saved them for the end.

Also, I just searched Runts via Google, and you can buy 30 lbs of Runts for $60.00 (free shipping to boot)...from Staples! http://www.staples.com/Wonka-Runts-Frui ... uct_710923


--Andy

You guys can have all of my banana runts then... those are the only ones I don't like.

I had a starbucks coffee frappucino and a chocolate muffin yesterday.

I regret 2 things:

1. I hadn't had a coffee for 4 months, and I hadn't had gluten for a year and a half.

2. I was told "Frappuccinos are 2 per the price of one ..." and I quickly said NO cause I'm tired of people offfering me shit on the phone and the bank and everywhere. I was expecting something like "Frappuccinos are 2 per the price of one when you buy 10 or whatever stupid offer" When waiting, I noticed that Frappucinos were 2 per the price of one from 3pm to 5pm. I was too ashamed of my beahviour that I did not ask for the other frappucino, to gift to someone.

AndyDufresne wrote:
Also, I just searched Runts via Google, and you can buy 30 lbs of Runts for $60.00 (free shipping to boot)...from Staples! http://www.staples.com/Wonka-Runts-Frui ... uct_710923

you just changed my life

I don't have cable out of principle but I tend to get hooked on dramatic series produced by HBO, PBS, BBC, etc. through netflix. While I would like to believe that some of the shows are maybe just a little bit enriching I doubt this is actually the case.

nietzsche wrote:I had a starbucks coffee frappucino and a chocolate muffin yesterday.

I regret 2 things:

1. I hadn't had a coffee for 4 months, and I hadn't had gluten for a year and a half.

2. I was told "Frappuccinos are 2 per the price of one ..." and I quickly said NO cause I'm tired of people offfering me shit on the phone and the bank and everywhere. I was expecting something like "Frappuccinos are 2 per the price of one when you buy 10 or whatever stupid offer" When waiting, I noticed that Frappucinos were 2 per the price of one from 3pm to 5pm. I was too ashamed of my beahviour that I did not ask for the other frappucino, to gift to someone.

You should feel most guilty about drinking bad coffee and eating low quality baked goods.

Over the past fortnight I have consumed waaaay too much alcohol.

I only grace LC with my presence when I am at least half-in-the-bag.

I would rather lay a decent length of solid cable than bone an ugly chick.