[CC3] TOFU vs SoH [36-5 of 41] - Final 7/26

[Denise]

Op updated including final player counts. 5 more to make it official.

[whitestazn88]

We're still gonna chew TOFU up and shit them out. I predict 31-10, SoH by the end of it.

I look forward to making like an Adelie penguin and raping your carcass, pedro.

I was a leopard seal in a previous life. The chances that your frozen penguin pecker gets anywhere near my arsehole are slim to zero. You, my fine feathered friend, will be a a mere bagatelle. A delightful bird/fish flavoured Hors d'oeuvre before I move on to feast upon the rest of your clan.

Now be a good little penguin and tell all your mates that the water is lovely.

I don't have feathers dude, I'm a fucking Penguin! (not confirmed that penguins don't have feathers. they might, but they don't look it, so I'm going with that)

[freakns]

penguin is a bird, ofc it has feathers even Perdo knew that(and the amount of thing he knew outside of "what man do in prison when lights go out" is close to none)!

[Chariot of Fire]

Pedro. I didn't know you read freakns autobiography?

and stazn....you should just read more (penguins don't have feathers, lol)

[freakns]

Pedro. I didn't know you read freakns autobiography?

which one? "how i lose my virginity on uncles farm... devoted to Daisy" or "what happens under army showers stays under army showers"?

and stazn....you should just read more (penguins don't have feathers, lol)

or instead of watching some stupid reality show turn on some BBC documentary... remember this guy?


or this?




i feel so old now

[LFAW]

Penguins do have feathers

[cookie0117]

Stressed penguins in zoos dont have feathers. We dont let Stazn watch the telly, easily corrupted. Then the trip to the zoo was a disaster; pecking, corpse raping, we had it all. Hence the confusion and outbursts.

Now im back we will be doing some basic nature lessons, maybe even having a class visit from Bill Oddie himself!!

You can tell im back, finally got a result on one of my map..... Game 11203733

[Pedronicus]

the trip to the zoo was a disaster; pecking, corpse raping, we had it all.

Enough about your group already, what were the penguins doing?

ps

Game 11203733 is under investigation by the stewards. true story dude.

[Chariot of Fire]

Then the trip to the zoo was a disaster

I visited a zoo the other day. It only had one dog.

It was a shitzu.

[PereiroSaus]

I feel pretty good! 17 games played, and resp[onsible for 100% of the SoH-score!

[Leehar]

I feel pretty good! 17 games played, and resp[onsible for 100% of the SoH-score!

Isn't there a 15-game per person limit?
Forfeit all your games! Oh wait, that won't really change the score

[cookie0117]

I feel pretty good! 17 games played, and resp[onsible for 100% of the SoH-score!

Isn't there a 15-game per person limit?
Forfeit all your games! Oh wait, that won't really change the score

His win has gone to his head!! Although being Dutch we have to excuse his counting as hes far too stoned to be able to count properly, total games are much nearer 8 in this tournament.

I'll break the bad new about not being in every winning team later, if only so he cant steal all the glory, if the few wins we will have can be called glory.......

[whitestazn88]

fine, penguins have feathers, but they certainly don't look like they do, except for when they're babies. I seent the march of the penguins.

[whitestazn88]

Also, this war was a fluke. I demand a rematch, at some point in the future.

[freakns]

if only so he cant steal all the glory

no way... look:

Congratulations, Cookie.

so, he can win all the remaining games, Denise sent balloons to you, so you got all the glory! (just be careful your wife dont see it, women can be cranky after giving birth )

[Denise]

.. women can be cranky after giving birth )

Usually more so during birth.

Op updated. 1 more to make it official. Good sports, SoH.

[PereiroSaus]

hehe, just meant there were 17 on the scoreboard at the time and the one I was in, well it had a different result than the other 16...

So the keep The Legend alive (at least until the next commercial break...) : Game 11203735 Eat that!

[Pedronicus]

hehe, just meant there were 17 on the scoreboard at the time and the one I was in, well it had a different result than the other 16...

So the keep The Legend alive (at least until the next commercial break...) : Game 11203735 Eat that!

I think Everyone in SoH should hoist PereiroSaus onto their shoulders and parade him around all the forums on CC. This guy is a one man army..

[cookie0117]

hehe, just meant there were 17 on the scoreboard at the time and the one I was in, well it had a different result than the other 16...

So the keep The Legend alive (at least until the next commercial break...) : Game 11203735 Eat that!

I think Everyone in SoH should hoist PereiroSaus onto their shoulders and parade him around all the forums on CC. This guy is a one man army..

Ill hoist up a picture but feel that hes too big and muscular to picked up, especially to head height....

Maybe if we all work together and hes doesnt mind being dropped once or twice, we could get him as far as the pub!!

[TheSpaceCowboy]

Welcome to the war thread of TOFU vs SoH. Good luck to both clans.

Games
[spoiler=tofu round 1]Game 11123605King Of The Mountains TOFU
Game 11123606Feudal War TOFU
Game 11123607World 2.1 TOFU
Game 11123610Age of Merchants TOFU
Game 11123613Siege! TOFU
Game 11123615Battle For Iraq! TOFU
Game 11123618Supermax: Prison Riot! TOFU
Game 11123619Poison Rome TOFU
Game 11123620Rail Europe
Game 11123622WWII Gazala TOFU[/spoiler]
[spoiler=SoH round 1]Game 11123276Arms Race! TOFU
Game 11123275Draknor Level 1TOFU
Game 11123272New World TOFU
Game 11123271Conquer Rome TOFU
Game 11123270Imperium Romanum SoH
Game 11123268Bamboo Jack TOFU
Game 11123264First Nations Americas
Game 11123262Napoleonic Europe
Game 11123257Atlantis TOFU
Game 11123246WWII Poland TOFU[/spoiler]
[spoiler=tofu round 2]Game 11186335Das Schloss
Game 11186338WWII Gazala TOFU
Game 11186354Madness TOFU
Game 11186311Stalingrad
Game 11186319Feudal War TOFU
Game 11186326Forbidden City
Game 11186328Sydney Metro
Game 11186287Stalingrad
Game 11186291Waterloo
Game 11186302WWII Ardennes[/spoiler]
[spoiler=soh round 2]Game 11203736 Alexander's Empire
Game 11203735 Imperium Romanum
Game 11203734 Conquer Rome
Game 11203733 WWII Poland SoH
Game 11203732 Europe 1914
Game 11203731 Atlantis
Game 11203730 Supermax: Prison Riot!
Game 11203727 Feudal Epic
Game 11203722 Prohibition Chicago
Game 11203721 Orient Express 1883 TOFU[/spoiler]
[spoiler=tiebreaker round 2]Game 11186304 World 2.1[/spoiler]

Player counts
[spoiler=tofu player count]Ace Rimmer 1
Big Whiskey 5
cachejob 3
catnipdreams 12
Chariot of Fire 11
Chuuuuck 11
Dako 10
Deli 8
Denise 10
HardAttack 5
Iron Maid 8
Knight2254 1
Master Fenrir 7
nikola_milicki 6
nippersean 7
Pedronicus 9
raketen 3
Seulessliathan 1
sonicsteve 3
timmy1 3
trapyoung 2
Total=126[/spoiler]
[spoiler=SoH player count]aglenist 11
cookie0117 11
Darkended Blade 6
dt03457 9
Earlandir 2
evertonian 10
Fewnix 7
Hjaboa 11
king15 7
Loose Canon 12
lorenzol 2
PereiroSaus 8
PrincipalFoe 6
sempaispellcheck 9
torres44cm 9
whitestazn88 6
Total=126[/spoiler]

Schedule
[spoiler=Schedule]Set 1 to be exchanged Saturday May 19
Set 1: 4Q, 3T, 3D
Set 2 to be exchanged Saturday June 2
Set 2: 3Q, 4T, 3D, and tiebreaker[/spoiler]

Other
[spoiler=Contacts]TOFU: [player]Denise[/player]
SoH: [player]cookie0117[/player][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Offical Terms]- 41 total games
- 12 doubles
- 14 triples
- 14 quads
- Each clan member can only participate in 15 games per clan war
- Each clan will pick the map and settings for exactly half of the games
- The 41st game will be Quads on World 2.1, sunny, chained, no spoils
- Each map can only be used twice per clan per clan war but can only be used once per game type (i.e. once for triples and once for quads)
- There will be no freestyle, speed, manual deployments, beta maps, trench, or nuclear spoils games allowed[/spoiler]

Should have known Denise was behind all of this bullying.
Should have put her instead of Cat in my avatar!

[Master Fenrir]

Should have known Denise was behind all of this bullying.
Should have put her instead of Cat in my avatar!

Come join us, Space.

[Chariot of Fire]

Yes, joiiiiin usssssss

[Denise]

Should have known Denise was behind all of this bullying.
Should have put her instead of Cat in my avatar!

That's Cat, huh? Aw Moe, I didn't realize how much I missed you until I saw that bug eyed smiley. No one can do a bug eyed smiley like you. Are you back playing a little during the summer months?

[Dako]

Join ussss.

[Chariot of Fire]

do those pupils on the eyes not infringe Disney copyright?